It's a well known fact that Lovehoney customers are the best around, and I love sharing with you the nice comments our team receive daily, as well as the occasional hilarious drawings we get in the post.
Just last week, Customer Care advisor Chelsea (left) was manning the Live Chat function when she received a veritable Lovehoney love poem from a kind customer:
Lovehoney.com is THE one Clothes to please and some to tease
Silks and satins I don't look fat in
Frills and bows, for anything goes
Men and women both enjoy a sexy Lovehoney toy
Thank you Lovehoney
You can have my money
You give me pleasure
For my leisure
You help me feel in the mood
All is fun and never crude.
Of course, Chelsea couldn't not return the favour... Read on below for her hilarious response!
Valentine's Day last month looks to have been the sexiest day of the year by far, judging by the user photos uploaded during the second half of February! Clearly lots of you enjoyed your Valentine's sexy lingerie and we're delighted you took the time to upload your best photos to be entered in our Model of the Month competition.
That's right, every month we choose our favourite user-uploaded photo showing off something from our range of sexy lingerie to win a massive £100 Lovehoney voucher.
We loved the contrast between the black lace lingerie, Skitty's glowing complexion and the carefully-selected props. The addition of the eye mask is a wonderful way of ensuring anonymity without taking attention away from the gorgeous model.
A bunch of fabric flowers and rose petals tie the whole shot together, giving it a romantic feel.
Fancy your chances in our monthly modelling competition? It couldn't be easier to enter. First, read our photo guidelines to get an idea of what kind of pictures we allow on the site. When you're happy with your shots, upload them to Lovehoney along with the name of the product you're modelling, and you'll be automatically entered to win.
As there were so many amazing entries this month, we've selected 3 runners up to receive Oh! Points. Read on below to see if you were one of the lucky ones!
Greenwine did a wonderful job of describing the fit, feel and quality of this lingerie set, while offering constructive feedback on how it could be even better:
"Nothing less than a transformation from happy housewife to 50's vamp! I love the way it clings to and accentuates curves and the material is strong enough to be gently supportive. The back straps are a very nice touch - a quick bit of titivation and hey presto, no back fat."
"One potential improvement - add another pair of loops so the chemise can take six suspender straps. But that's maybe an unfair criticism - this is pretty, sexy, curvaceously flattering and wild-romance-inducing!"
Step into the world of timid Jess Lockhart as she flirts with danger in the form of billionaire Ellis McKenna, her handsome but troubled boss in How to Seduce A Billionaire by Portia Da Costa.
Written by the New York Times best-selling author of The Accidental Call Girl and In Too Deep, this erotic novel explores the relationship between Jess and Ellis as they struggle with his tragic past and their forbidden pleasure.
Revolutionary and unique are words that get thrown around a lot in the sex toy world, but every once and awhile we come across a product that uses a new method of stimulation that really is revolutionary. The Womanizer USB Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator (£129.99) is one of those products - it uses suction to take the clitoral stimulation to a new level.
But don't take our word for it! Below is a quote from our favourite user-uploaded review from the past month, which describes a Womanizer orgasm:
"I experienced one long continuous spasm, no pulsations, just my whole pelvic floor flipping out into one glorious sensation that seemed as if I was in freeze frame. It didn’t stop until I moved the device off my clitoris." Read the full review by BBWinch here.
We're giving BBWinch a £100 Lovehoney voucher for uploading our favourite review this month, and we've also chosen some runners up which you can see below.
Entering is easy - simply complete the form below and comment on this post before February 11th to be in with a chance. You can also earn extra entries by following Lovehoney on Facebook or Twitter. Best of luck!
Stylish and sophisticated, the Red Room collection takes your bedroom bondage play to a new level of pleasure.
Designed with Mr Grey's Red Room in mind, this luxurious collection features top-of-the-range supple leather, comfortable padding and antique brass clasps.
The collection consists of 10 lavish bondage items, including padded wrist and ankle cuffs, blindfold and flogger modelled on those used by Christian Grey and Ana Steele in the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.