• christmas tree butt plug in parisNow, we all love a good giggle, but it seems Paris has ended up being the 'butt' of this joke with their somewhat artistic 2014 Christmas butt plug... err, I mean tree!

    Funnily enough though, France haven't suddenly decided to announce a love for all things anal, even though it really does looks like it.

    They've collaborated with American contemporary artist Paul McCarthy (no... not the Beatle. Read it again) to reveal this year's rather eye-catching Christmas tree.

    Featuring a tapered tip, elongated, bulbous body, and flat flared base... Hang on... Does this remind you of something? (Doc Johnson TitanMen Ass Servant)

    We have a feeling that even the most advanced butt plug aficionados out there are clenching their butt cheeks at the sight of this enormous sculpture... We certainly are!

    Continue reading to be bombarded with some of the best butt puns we could think of...

    model of the month winner september

    I don't know about you, but I'm still in shock as to how quickly September came and went! With the dark nights drawing in earlier and earlier, and a sharp chill in the evening air, it's clear that Autumn has well and truly arrived!

    Providing a much needed distraction from the nippy change in weather, Lingerie lovers 69 has sent us this stunning photo displaying the Coquette Darque Chain Stimulating Knickers (£14.99).

    Basking gloriously in the sun against a gorgeous, panoramic holiday landscape, this photo is hot in more ways than one! Teaming the sexy knickers with a pair of heels, our model stands tall and proud, showing off her lingerie while taking in the breathtaking surroundings - we love it!

    Thank you to Lingerie lovers 69 for sending us this little slice of summer-lovin' and cheering up our week - you've won a £100 Lovehoney voucher to spend on anything you like!

    Continue reading to find out who else won in this month's competition...

    "So Incredibly Powerful" - Review of the Month, August 2014

    Yet another month has been and gone, and so without further ado, it's time we announced our favourite sex toy reviews from August!

    As always, we want to say a big thank you to everyone who takes the time to leave us feedback, whether it's for our products, our service, or something else. We couldn't keep things running so smoothly without you.

    This month's winner is shades111 for his outstanding review of the L'Amourose Rosa Rechargeable Prostate and G-Spot Vibrator. Describing every detail, from his initial impressions on opening the box, to his first experience using this vibrator, shades111 doesn't beat around the bush in telling us how much he loved his new toy! To say thank you, we've sent you a £100 Lovehoney Gift Voucher to spend on anything you like!

    "As time went on I moved through the speeds and vibrations and suddenly I was presented with what I can only call a rumbling kind of vibration that just hit me like a sledgehammer. Just tilting yourself forward or moving your legs up and down will give you new experiences with each movement."

    Read shades111's review in full.

    Have you got something you'd like to tell us? Did you love (or hate!) your last purchase and feel your feedback could help someone else? Submit your review and you'll be entered into next month's competition automatically.

    Keep reading to discover who are our lucky runners up for August...

    Model of the Month August Winner

    Contrasting with last month's weather pretty drastically, it feels like summer has disappeared already! However, this hasn't put you lovely lot off stripping down for our Model of the Month competition.

    Dominating this month's competition is ruffledsheets who has won the top prize for his captivating photo featuring the Blue Line Sheer V Neck Top (£16.99).

    Set against a plain background and edited to a greyscale finish, this photo highlights the sheer, form-fitting quality of the garment, while flattering ruffledsheets' torso to perfection. He's cropped it just right so as to show off the entire ensemble, without showing his face. Not only does this maintain some privacy for him, but also adds a  hint of mystery to this classy, sexy photo.

    For all his hard work, ruffledsheets has won a £100 Lovehoney voucher to spend on anything he pleases - congratulations!

    Did you submit a photo this month? Read on to find out if you were picked as a runner up...

    Review your sex toys at Lovehoney

    Lovehoney has the largest database of sex toy and lingerie reviews anywhere online, and it's all thanks to you brilliant sex toy testers! The toys you road-test and the feedback you send us is absolutely invaluable and a huge help to new (and longstanding) customers.

    I'm sure you remember your first online sex toy or lingerie purchase. It can be a daunting experience! Reviews are great for dispelling concerns, adding information and assisting sex toy newbies in making the best decisions when shopping with us.

    To say "thank you" for your diligent product testing, we run a regular Review of the Month competition for written reviews where you can win a £100 Lovehoney Voucher, or 2,000 Oh! Points to spend or save.

    The general feedback from customers is that you love reading reviews as it really helps in finding the perfect product, however lots of you tell us you really like the couple of video reviews we have on the site.

    Well, this got us thinking...

    We're very excited to announce that we will now be accepting video reviews of your Lovehoney purchases and they'll be included in our Review of the Month competition so you still have the chance to get your hands on some amazing Lovehoney prizes.

    Read on to learn about our Review Guidelines, and how to submit your review.

    Lovehoney Silencer 6 Function USB Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator

    We've been reading your sex toy reviews and it's finally time to announce our favourites for July. Thank you all for your diligent testing - your comments are invaluable and enable us to keep you satisfied!

    Review of the Month

    butterflybee is our winner for July with her review of the Lovehoney Silencer 6 Function USB Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator (£24.99). We love how detailed her feedback is, and how chuffed she was with the Silencer!

    "This is unbelievably quiet, obviously not entirely silent, but the lower settings are barely audible at all. Even the more powerful settings are much much quieter than most bullets. If you are looking for something that is not going to be heard, then this is absolutely the bullet for you!"

    "My first use of this brought me to orgasm so quickly, I was a little disappointed it was all over so fast. However, it brought me to multiple, very intense, orgasms. It was quite possibly my best ever experience of a bullet!"

    Read butterflybee's review in full.

    As this month's winner, butterflybee has won a whopping £100 Lovehoney voucher to spend with us - congratulations!

    Have you purchased sex toys or sexy lingerie from Lovehoney? Can you write us a review?

    Read on to discover who was chosen as a Runner Up for this month, and how to take part in next month's competition.

    Model of the Month July 2014 Winner

    This month has been an absolute scorcher, so it's no wonder so many of you have been stripping down to your knick-knacks and indulging in a little camera fun for July's Model of the Month competition.

    And judging from your submissions, temperatures have been as hot indoors as they are outdoors!

    With over 150 entries this month, it's clear to see that more and more members are discovering the liberating power of posing in your favourite pants, and with the added bonus of being entered to win a £100 Lovehoney Gift Voucher, what's not to love?

    This month's competition winner is balthazar who submitted this jaw-dropping picture of her wearing the Sexy Latex Body with Adjustable Straps.

    From the lighting and setting, to balthazar's confident pose, we love everything about this photo. Black glossy latex contrasts beautifully with balthazar's porcelain skin, and glistens against the matte grey background. We don't know about you, but it reminds us of a certain ultra-sexy anti-hero - meow! Congratulations balthazar - you've won a £100 voucher to spend at Lovehoney.

    Every month we receive amazing photos, but we've been astounded by the extremely high standard of your submissions this month. It's made choosing the winners even more difficult than usual (thanks!) but it's been a real treat seeing your snaps - please keep them coming in!

    Read on to find out if you're a runner up this month...

    Model of the Month June 2014

    Who is the fairest of them all? Well, we may not know that, but we can tell you that PeachaStrawb is the newest Model of the Month winner - congratulations!

    Using a little creativity and a lot of sex appeal, PeachaStrawb submitted this absolutely gorgeous snap modelling the Fever Miss Whip Lash Catsuit (£39.99), and we adore it!

    With clever use of angled lighting on wet look material, this photo highlights the provocative nature of the garment, while her pose sets the tone. We especially love the way she's managed to get such a clear mirror shot, without any smudges, blurred bits or sneaky hands in-shot - well done!

    As champion of this month's competition, PeachaStrawb has won a fantastic £100 Gift Voucher to spend on anything at Lovehoney.

    Fancy your chances as Lovehoney's next top model? Upload a photo of you with a Lovehoney purchase and you'll be in with the opportunity to win in July!

    Make sure you read our photo guidelines before you begin your photoshoot to give your photo the best chance of being picked.

    Even if you're not the overall winner, you could still win 2,000 Oh! Points to spend or save at Lovehoney if you're chosen as a runner up!

    Read on to see this month's runners up...

    Tracey Cox EDGE Ultimate Performance Male Sex Toy Kit

    Yet again you've dazzled us with your sex toy reviews this month! From detailed and precise, to funny and entertaining, your feedback is always a pleasure to read and this month has had us smiling from ear-to-ear.

    Review of the Month

    Dave_S is our winner for June - congratulations! Not only is his review of the Tracey Cox EDGE Ultimate Performance Kit (£50.00) helpful and informative, but his (clearly, quite special) relationship with "Little Dave" kept us entertained.

    "Like many middle-aged men, my body has started to let me down. My hair's going grey and my joints are starting to ache. But most worryingly of all, Little Dave isn't quite as perky as he used to be. Where once he stood proud and erect, a monument to my virility, now he is but a pale shadow of his former glory, lying broken and half-hidden in the undergrowth, like the toppled statue of a once great leader. Unlike most middle-aged men, however, I chose not to buy a motorbike but instead put Little Dave into training, to get him back up to fighting weight...."

    Read Dave_S's review in full. (Seriously, it's a good read!)

    To say thank you for submitting such a fabulous review, we've sent Dave_S a £100 Lovehoney voucher to spend on anything he pleases!

    Have you got an opinion on a product you want to put into writing? Continue reading to find out what to do next...

    Glas Joystick Textured Glass Dildo

    Some people like to keep their sex toy reviews short and sweet, while others like to go into a lot of detail, going over each and every aspect of the product.

    All feedback is helpful, but this month we've been bowled over by the number of amazingly thorough reviews you've sent in, so thank you!

    This month's winner is ShannonMarlene who has written a fabulous review of the Gläs Joystick Textured Glass Dildo (£19.99). Not only was her review brilliantly descriptive, but the clear headings made it super-easy to follow and digest.

    "Glass really is great! It feels orgasmic upon entrance and the twists add the feeling of little bumps and really teases and caresses your entrance and inner walls. The head of the dildo hits your G-spot every time and gives a deeply pleasurable ache for more."

    Read the rest of ShannonMarlene's review.

    ShannonMarlene just won a £100 Lovehoney voucher for her review. Think you can write us a winning review? Read on to find out how to join in...

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