• Pipedream Extreme Deep Throat Masturbation StationRealistic oral sex toys are among the best-selling sex toys for men at Lovehoney but getting it right can be a tricky issue. Sex dolls don’t always cut it as they tend to have heads full of air and lack sufficient pressure. Realistic flesh although weighty can be a little too wobbly to handle smoothly. There needs to be a happy medium between the two. Thanks to my favourite kinksters Pipedream Extreme, you can now experience flawless fellatio without a partner with the eloquently named Masturbation Station (£140.00).

    If you’re looking at the photo thinking it looks familiar, it may be that your little sister had something similar in her toy box. This oral sex simulator has been modelled on the hairdresser dummy and even has heat-styleable hair. In place of the usual hard plastics though is soft and squishy FantaFlesh. This soft and fleshy material extends into her mouth and down into her 6-inch-deep ribbed throat. Push past her lips and you’ll be amazed at how well she stretches to accommodate your length and girth for an incredible deep throat sensation.

    Despite the soft composition of her skin, the whole unit is incredibly solid and the best part of this innovative male sex toy is the sucker base. You can mount this head on any hard surface you like for gratification at any angle complete with obligatory head bobbing - something I’ve not seen on any other sex doll. The finishing touch is a pair of eyes that close shut when you tilt her head back.

    A sucker-mounted deep throat dolly that allows you to practice your hair and make-up skills? Awesome!

    Santa's a Swinger! Festive Sex Toy of the WeekIt’s almost Christmas! Hopefully you’ve done the majority of your Christmas present shopping by now and therefore won’t be braving the cold streets to rifle through the trashed and discounted Xmas tat to find something (anything!) that you can pop a bow on and call a gift.

    If you’ve been following Festive Sex Toy of the Week you’ll have noticed that I’ve covered bondage, sex games, his pleasure and her pleasure in previous weeks. My final Festive Sex Toy is a special sexy gift for couples to enjoy.

    Earlier in the year I chose the Sex Swing Frame as an Awesome Sex Toy of the Week because it’s ideal for couples who are renting a property or want a more inconspicuous way to enjoy the sex swing experience.

    However a frame and separate sex swing make for a pricey investment that is a little too rich for many tastes, especially if you’re not wholly convinced that a sex swing will be a big enough enhancement to your love life to warrant spending that much money on a set-up.

    If you want to get a taster for sex swings without breaking the bank or drilling into ceiling beams then the Sportsheets Sex Swing Door Jam Kit is the gift you should give to your sex life this Christmas...

    Big Colouring Book of VaginasWe’re well into advent now so hopefully your sexy Christmas shopping is going to plan.

    If you’re still stuck for ideas, then you’re going to love this festive blog.

    In an unconventional twisty turn, this festive gift guide is designed to show you how NOT to shop for your partner this Christmas.

    If you've read the Lovehoney Sexy Christmas Gift Guides you'll be sorted, but you’d be surprised at just how wrong some people get it...

    TENGA 3D - Festive Sex Toy of the WeekChristmas is all about pleasure. The joy of being with your loved ones, the satisfaction that comes from over indulgence and the thrill of being surprised with trinkets you might not think to buy for yourself. Christmas offers the opportunity to show your partner just how much you love them and what better way to demonstrate your affection than with the kind of present that keeps on giving?

    Spreading happiness and joy this Yule is easier than you might imagine and it probably costs a lot less than you think too. If you want to give a gift that will be loved long into the new year and will continue to spread joy beyond the festive season then a sex toy might be just the ticket.

    This week's Festive Sex Toy is all about making him feel fantastic and is perfect for gifting a sex toy virgin as well as an afficianado. Japanese sex toy gurus TENGA have already revolutionised the sex lives of many men with their innovative range of male masturbators and their latest offerings reinterpret the amazing 3D TENGA experience in a simple stroker sleeve.

    Luxury Lelo Mia - Festive Sex Toy of the WeekChristmas is all about pleasure. The joy of being with your loved ones, the satisfaction that comes from over indulgence and the thrill of being surprised with trinkets you might not think to buy for yourself. Christmas offers the opportunity to show your partner just how much you love them and what better way to demonstrate your affection than with the kind of present that keeps on giving?

    Spreading happiness and joy this Yule is easier than you might imagine and it probably costs a lot less than you think too. If you want to give a sexy Christmas gift that will be loved long into the new year and will continue to spread joy beyond the festive season then a sex toy might be just the ticket.

    This week's Festive Sex Toy is all about making her feel fantastic. A luxury gift that keeps on giving and is sure to leave her feeling great about herself and about you. The Lelo Mia Rechargeable Vibrator (£34.99) is a luxury bullet vibrator that can be charged via USB for high-powered thrills anywhere.

    Bondage Boutique Christmas Gift Set - Festive Sex Toy of the WeekAll of this Christmas lark is bloody hard work, isn’t it? If you’ve got kids they come first and by the time you’ve finished the exhausting task of figuring out which brightly-coloured lump of plastic they’ll favour this year, the stress of shopping for your partner kicks in.

    I’m sure she said she liked that designer perfume by whatshisface. I think the bottle was blue...or pink.

    I think he wanted tickets to that band. They’re Northern. They sing that song. Dum dum dum dummmm. What is their name?

    Fail.

    If you want to take the stress out of Christmas this year, then there is a super-special sexy gift that your lover is bound to be happy with - the Bondage Boutique Christmas Gift Set (£30.00)...

    IOUs For a Sexy Advent - Festive Sex Toy of the WeekIt’s bizarre how many Christmas traditions we carry into adulthood. The idea of grown men and women opening their advent calendars, scoffing the chocolate and waiting in anticipation for their Christmas stocking makes me giggle with... well, jealousy.

    If like me your childhood Christmas joy has long since burned out and faded away, perhaps you’d like to join me in festifying your fun in the bedroom instead? You can’t really ‘Bah, humbug!’ that sentiment, can you?

    My first ‘Festive Sex Toy of the Week’ is appearing well in advance of Crimbo. Why? Because you won’t want to miss the opportunity to breathe fresh life into an old Christmas tradition you may have left in your past.

    Instead of stuffing your face this advent, or ignoring it all together, pick up some IOU A Merry Christmas Sex Vouchers (£3.99)...

    Hella Dildo Ball

    Each week, hundreds of people find Lovehoney after searching the internet for solutions to their sex problems.

    Our alternative agony aunt Hella answers the questions you were too shy to ask anyone (except Google).

    Today:

    How to strap a dildo to a chair

    You may be making life harder for yourself than it need be. You can pick up a ready-made chair dildo for hands-free thrills on your favourite furniture.

    If you’re really, REALLY fond of a particular dildo and want to adapt it, you have a few choices but many of them are going to involve some DIY.

    If you have a flared-base dildo, you may be able to get it to stick to your chair by licking the bottom and forcefully slamming the base onto the chair. Simple! If your dildo doesn’t have a flared base that sticks, you’re in for some graft…

    Metal Worx Medium Metal Cock RingA cock ring is a simple device that works wonders in the bedroom. Designed to sit tightly around the penis or penis and testicles, they tend to be relatively nondescript in fashion. Stimulating and vibrating cock rings tend to be a little more interesting, but their curio-rating has nothing on this week's Awesome Sex Toy.

    The Metal Worx Medium Cock Ring (£26.99), Metal Worx Large Metal Cock Ring (£31.99) and Metal Worx Extra Large Metal Cock Ring (£20.00) are more than a functional cock ring, they’re also a tool of chastity... of sorts.

    These metal cock collars close around both the cock and balls, locking shut with a small-but-sturdy padlock to prevent removal. Of course, this allows you to still enjoy your sexual freedom, but not with anyone but your lover and yourself.

    TIT WANK! Thought that would get your attention. Our recent advice guide, How To Give a Tit Wank? has proven a popular subject with search engines on and off the site. Unfortunately single men are going to be missing out on their tit job action and it’s clear that the sex toy industry finds this just as unfair as they do.

    We’ve seen a lot of boobie masturbators at Lovehoney in various sizes, but as a good breast stroke is generally part of foreplay and not the main event, you might consider purchasing a big pair of prosthetic breasts a little rich for your means.

    So what if you had a pair of boobs that could not only offer you a satisfying and slippery titwank but could also give you a realistic vaginal penetration to mix things up? You know where this is going, don’t you? From my favourite makers of weird and wonderful toys - Pipedream - comes the Pipedream Extreme Realistic Vagina and Tits Male Masturbator...

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