• TENGA 3D - Festive Sex Toy of the WeekChristmas is all about pleasure. The joy of being with your loved ones, the satisfaction that comes from over indulgence and the thrill of being surprised with trinkets you might not think to buy for yourself. Christmas offers the opportunity to show your partner just how much you love them and what better way to demonstrate your affection than with the kind of present that keeps on giving?

    Spreading happiness and joy this Yule is easier than you might imagine and it probably costs a lot less than you think too. If you want to give a gift that will be loved long into the new year and will continue to spread joy beyond the festive season then a sex toy might be just the ticket.

    This week's Festive Sex Toy is all about making him feel fantastic and is perfect for gifting a sex toy virgin as well as an afficianado. Japanese sex toy gurus TENGA have already revolutionised the sex lives of many men with their innovative range of male masturbators and their latest offerings reinterpret the amazing 3D TENGA experience in a simple stroker sleeve.

    Luxury Lelo Mia - Festive Sex Toy of the WeekChristmas is all about pleasure. The joy of being with your loved ones, the satisfaction that comes from over indulgence and the thrill of being surprised with trinkets you might not think to buy for yourself. Christmas offers the opportunity to show your partner just how much you love them and what better way to demonstrate your affection than with the kind of present that keeps on giving?

    Spreading happiness and joy this Yule is easier than you might imagine and it probably costs a lot less than you think too. If you want to give a sexy Christmas gift that will be loved long into the new year and will continue to spread joy beyond the festive season then a sex toy might be just the ticket.

    This week's Festive Sex Toy is all about making her feel fantastic. A luxury gift that keeps on giving and is sure to leave her feeling great about herself and about you. The Lelo Mia Rechargeable Vibrator (£34.99) is a luxury bullet vibrator that can be charged via USB for high-powered thrills anywhere.

    Bondage Boutique Christmas Gift Set - Festive Sex Toy of the WeekAll of this Christmas lark is bloody hard work, isn’t it? If you’ve got kids they come first and by the time you’ve finished the exhausting task of figuring out which brightly-coloured lump of plastic they’ll favour this year, the stress of shopping for your partner kicks in.

    I’m sure she said she liked that designer perfume by whatshisface. I think the bottle was blue...or pink.

    I think he wanted tickets to that band. They’re Northern. They sing that song. Dum dum dum dummmm. What is their name?

    Fail.

    If you want to take the stress out of Christmas this year, then there is a super-special sexy gift that your lover is bound to be happy with - the Bondage Boutique Christmas Gift Set (£30.00)...

    IOUs For a Sexy Advent - Festive Sex Toy of the WeekIt’s bizarre how many Christmas traditions we carry into adulthood. The idea of grown men and women opening their advent calendars, scoffing the chocolate and waiting in anticipation for their Christmas stocking makes me giggle with... well, jealousy.

    If like me your childhood Christmas joy has long since burned out and faded away, perhaps you’d like to join me in festifying your fun in the bedroom instead? You can’t really ‘Bah, humbug!’ that sentiment, can you?

    My first ‘Festive Sex Toy of the Week’ is appearing well in advance of Crimbo. Why? Because you won’t want to miss the opportunity to breathe fresh life into an old Christmas tradition you may have left in your past.

    Instead of stuffing your face this advent, or ignoring it all together, pick up some IOU A Merry Christmas Sex Vouchers (£3.99)...

    Hella Dildo Ball

    Each week, hundreds of people find Lovehoney after searching the internet for solutions to their sex problems.

    Our alternative agony aunt Hella answers the questions you were too shy to ask anyone (except Google).

    Today:

    How to strap a dildo to a chair

    You may be making life harder for yourself than it need be. You can pick up a ready-made chair dildo for hands-free thrills on your favourite furniture.

    If you’re really, REALLY fond of a particular dildo and want to adapt it, you have a few choices but many of them are going to involve some DIY.

    If you have a flared-base dildo, you may be able to get it to stick to your chair by licking the bottom and forcefully slamming the base onto the chair. Simple! If your dildo doesn’t have a flared base that sticks, you’re in for some graft…

    Metal Worx Medium Metal Cock RingA cock ring is a simple device that works wonders in the bedroom. Designed to sit tightly around the penis or penis and testicles, they tend to be relatively nondescript in fashion. Stimulating and vibrating cock rings tend to be a little more interesting, but their curio-rating has nothing on this week's Awesome Sex Toy.

    The Metal Worx Medium Cock Ring (£26.99), Metal Worx Large Metal Cock Ring (£31.99) and Metal Worx Extra Large Metal Cock Ring (£20.00) are more than a functional cock ring, they’re also a tool of chastity... of sorts.

    These metal cock collars close around both the cock and balls, locking shut with a small-but-sturdy padlock to prevent removal. Of course, this allows you to still enjoy your sexual freedom, but not with anyone but your lover and yourself.

    TIT WANK! Thought that would get your attention. Our recent advice guide, How To Give a Tit Wank? has proven a popular subject with search engines on and off the site. Unfortunately single men are going to be missing out on their tit job action and it’s clear that the sex toy industry finds this just as unfair as they do.

    We’ve seen a lot of boobie masturbators at Lovehoney in various sizes, but as a good breast stroke is generally part of foreplay and not the main event, you might consider purchasing a big pair of prosthetic breasts a little rich for your means.

    So what if you had a pair of boobs that could not only offer you a satisfying and slippery titwank but could also give you a realistic vaginal penetration to mix things up? You know where this is going, don’t you? From my favourite makers of weird and wonderful toys - Pipedream - comes the Pipedream Extreme Realistic Vagina and Tits Male Masturbator...

    Can you have a sexual relationship with a zombie?There is no test case to cite in support of the legal mortality status of zombies, but as a zombie is capable of consent then the rules of necrophilia cannot apply to a zombie-human sexual relationship. There is likely to be debate as to whether zombie-human relationships classify as being interspecies relationships, but as zombies are considered to be humans suffering from an infection there are no such legal restrictions preventing a relationship between humans and zombies.

    When it comes to sex, there are some new safety rules you need to take into account. Zombie viruses can be transmitted via kissing, oral sex and penetrative sex so it’s vital to be extra careful when it comes to continuing your love life. You’ll need to avoid all of your boyfriend’s fluids - not just the sexual ones, so avoid contact with his face and ensure any wounds are securely bandaged before engaging in sexual contact. And I think this goes without saying, but condoms are a must.

    My boyfriend has become a zombie. Is our relationship over?Ouch! That’s got to be really hard for both of you to deal with. You want things back the way they were and he wants to eat your brains, that’s going to cause a lot of friction between the two of you.

    Where there’s a will there is a way and it may be possible to salvage your relationship if you’re willing to adapt to his new needs and desires. Dealing with his constant advances toward your brain is going to get tricky. If you can coax him into wearing a comfy bit gag and a pair of handcuffs then you should find that you can take control of his unruly behaviour.

    You may find that it’s more difficult to connect emotionally with him now that he’s one of the undead, so try to find a good balance between what you want and what he wants. Spend some nights at home in bed watching TV or talking about your hopes and dreams and others helping him hunt for his dinner. It’s key to take an interest in what’s important to him even if you don’t enjoy it.

    Fleshlight - the number 1 best-selling male sex toy in the worldThe million dollar offers for Lindsay Lohan's bare bod keep rolling in! Last week the actress-cum-morgue worker reportedly received a $1 million cheque for a full frontal photoshoot for Playboy magazine, and now she's been offered the opportunity to let fans get to know her a little more intimately. TMZ report that leading male sex toy company Fleshlight have approached Lohan to become the latest Fleshlight Girl by taking a mould from the star's nether regions.

    If Lohan accepts the offer she'll join Fleshlight Girls Jenna Haze, Riley Steele, Teagen Presley, Tera Patrick, Jesse Jane, Stoya and Misty Stone who all have versions of the world's number 1 selling masturbator cast from their bodies.

    Is $1 million a bargain? Overpriced? Who would you like to see become a Fleshlight Girl?

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