• Does Your Penis Have a Name? Poll

    Long Dong Silver, The Pleasure Pump or maybe even Thor. All guys have a name for their... little friend? Right?

    It's okay guys, you can admit it. Even super-cool Channing Tatum owned up to calling his man-pole Gilbert this week.

    So if you or your partner have ever had a pet name for your trouser snake, we want to know.

    Take the poll and, if you feel like sharing, write your willy's name in the comment section below*.

    We will pick a name at random to receive a Lovehoney Bionic Bullet Vibrating Cock Ring worth £14.99.

    You owe it to your penis really.

    *Dont worry, you can still enter even if you don't have a penis or if your penis doesn't have a name. Just leave a comment.

    The winner will be notified by email on Friday 19th June.

    Grey E L James Book

    Fifty Shades fans rejoice! E L James announced last week that she would be adding a fourth book to the notorious Fifty Shades series.

    Simply titled Grey (mysterious), the book will be told from the point of view of Christian Grey, the enigmatic lover of Anastasia Steele and possibly the most famous leading man of the 21st century.

    Grey will be published on 18th June (which is of course Mr Grey's birthday) and will give fans the insight into Christian's world that they've been hoping for.

    Naturally, we had a lot of unanswered questions about this perplexing character which we're dying to find out. The most pressing of which can be found below accompanied by an array of steamy GIFs.

    They really are the GIFs that keep on giving. Thank you Jamie Dornan.

    Fifty Shades of Grey or Harry Potter Quiz

    It's not your usual literary pairing, granted, but you'd be surprised just how much Fifty Shades of Grey and Harry Potter have in common.

    No wait! It's true.

    Both series of books are filled to the brim with outrageous innuendos (and wands), so we thought it would be fun to separate the fans from the megafans, the Gryffindors from the Greys, the Nimbus 3000s from the floggers (you get the picture) with this ridiculously hard quiz.

    The 16 quotes in our challenge are taken from either the Fifty Shades trilogy or one of the Harry Potters.

    You just need to decide which.

    Please let us know your score in the comments section.

    Oh, and prepare to have your favourite children's book ruined.

    Design a Sex Toy Competition 2015

    Lovehoney's Design a Sex Toy is back! Are you an engineer, graphic designer, inventor or even just a kinky doodler? Could your revolutionary idea bring endless orgasms to the masses or have you come up with a cunning take on a classic?

    Send us your sex toy idea and you could see your dreams turned into reality.

    There are three categories you can enter: Sex Toys for Men, Sex Toys for Women and Sex Toys for Couples. You can enter one idea per category, which means you have three chances to win.

    The winner of each category will receive £1,000 and the Judges' Pick will receive an extra £2,000, making it a grand total of £5,000 prize money.

    But that's not all - the overall winner will also have the chance to have their design made into a real sex toy and earn royalties in the future.

    Election ballot paper Sensual Glass Butt Plug

    Election fever gripped the nation yesterday as voters turned out in their millions to determine the next tenant of 10 Downing Street. With queues running out the door at some polling stations, most of us viewed the task as our democratic duty rather than a pleasurable playtime, but perhaps we just weren’t thinking creatively enough...

    For yesterday’s secret ballot, Lovehoney member naughtboi had a second secret hidden away - a Lovehoney Sensual Glass Butt Plug. A small, 4-inch plug with a flared base to guard against unwanted travel, naughtboi’s review mentioned how the size and shape means the plug is ideally suited to wearing out and about, and discreet enough to go unnoticed:

    “Perfectly made and easy to insert, and best of all is it's a great size for just popping in and going about your daily business... As soon as it arrived I cleaned it and popped it in and went down to the shops and then the polling station to vote and no one knew I had it inserted.”

    Giving a whole new meaning to the term ‘independent party’, naughtboi’s solo fun proved voting doesn’t have to be dull - think how this could improve the turnout for 2020.

    Love, Honey: We're Crazy About This Fan Artwork!Anyone who took our recent "How Well Do You Know Lovehoney" quiz will be familiar with our (much beloved) former mascot, Honey.

    Honey was the face of Lovehoney for 9 years until she retired in 2011, but she's clearly not forgotten.

    We were delighted earlier this week when a Lovehoney fan surprised us with her take on Honey, complete with Barbarella hair and trademark "H" dress.

    We love that she's holding the Lovehoney Waterproof Mini Magic Wand Vibrator too - what a nice touch!

    We've given the artist (blogger Emmeline Peaches) a bunch of Oh! Points to say thank you.

    See the full size image and the original Honey artwork below:

    Ever wondered how many cock rings it takes to encircle the base of the Eiffel Tower or how many water-coolers full of lube Lovehoney customers use each year? Us too. That's why we found out and compiled 5 of our most interesting sex toy stats to share with you in the below video. We hope you find it as fascinating as we do.

    Want to learn more cool facts about sex toys? Check out Down the Rabbit Hole: It's the largest study of sex toy sales ever (over 1 million) and it happened when we invited self-styled Ideas Detective Jon Millward to analyse the sales data of the largest online sex toy retailer in the UK (that's us!)

    Read on to see all the toys used to make this video:

    A Customer Sent Us A Love Poem - And We Wrote Back! (AKA: Lovehoney Rap Battle)It's a well known fact that Lovehoney customers are the best around, and I love sharing with you the nice comments our team receive daily, as well as the occasional hilarious drawings we get in the post.

    Just last week, Customer Care advisor Chelsea (left) was manning the Live Chat function when she received a veritable Lovehoney love poem from a kind customer:

    Lovehoney.com is THE one
    Clothes to please and some to tease
    Silks and satins I don't look fat in
    Frills and bows, for anything goes
    Men and women both enjoy a 
    sexy Lovehoney toy
    Thank you Lovehoney
    You can have my money
    You give me pleasure
    For my leisure
    You help me feel in the mood
    All is fun and never crude.

    Of course, Chelsea couldn't not return the favour... Read on below for her hilarious response!

    Sex Position Extended Pleasure

    Looking for something to bring a bit more fun into the bedroom? Missionary position isn't quite cutting it anymore? We have the answer!

    Today marks the start of the 'Lovehoney Sex Position of the Month' series.

    This month's position will test both your balance and flexibility (so remember to do your stretches first)... say hello to Extended Pleasure.

    How to achieve Extended Pleasure:

    The man and woman stand facing each other whilst the woman raises one leg over her partner's shoulder.

    The woman leans back slightly and holds on to her partner's arms or waist for support. He holds her leg and waist in position.

    Let us know how you get on with this month's position in the comments section below.

    We Can't Believe What This Customer Sent In With Their Returned Order!As you probably know, the Lovehoney Returns Policy is pretty legendary. We're happy to go the extra inch by offering you a replacement or refund for 365 days after your purchase, for any reason.

    That's right! We're happy to accept your returned items even if they've been opened, worn or used, because if you're not happy, we're not happy.

    Customers often send in a note or letter with their returned orders explaining exactly why they want a refund or replacement, which can be hilarious, sad or (if we're honest) border on TMI.

    Our returns department recently received a pair of nipple clamps in the post with an enclosed note that may be the best we've ever seen!

    See why we were blown away below, and find out more about our award-winning returns policy here.

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