• We Can't Believe What This Customer Sent In With Their Returned Order!As you probably know, the Lovehoney Returns Policy is pretty legendary. We're happy to go the extra inch by offering you a replacement or refund for 365 days after your purchase, for any reason.

    That's right! We're happy to accept your returned items even if they've been opened, worn or used, because if you're not happy, we're not happy.

    Customers often send in a note or letter with their returned orders explaining exactly why they want a refund or replacement, which can be hilarious, sad or (if we're honest) border on TMI.

    Our returns department recently received a pair of nipple clamps in the post with an enclosed note that may be the best we've ever seen!

    See why we were blown away below, and find out more about our award-winning returns policy here.

    BuzzFeed Try Guys Try Fifty Shades BDSM

    The gang at our favourite viral content site are at it again. BuzzFeed have always provided us with hours upon hours of diversionary delights, and this time is no different.

    In the past, they have been known to put a group of their finest employees, The Try Guys, through a number of weird and wonderful tasks for our viewing pleasure. This time around the Try Guys are inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey to try out bondage.

    Naturally, when we heard what they were planning we thought it would be a great idea to send them a box of Fifty Shades of Grey sex toys and the results are really rather special.

    Watch the video below to find out what happens when a group of BDSM virgins try out bondage for the first time... on camera.

    Spank you very much BuzzFeed!


    A full list of the toys used in this video can be found below.


    We have. That's why we got a box of sex toys and a fancy slow-motion camera to find out.

    The result is quite majestic:

    Read on below for a product list.

    Lisa Ann is still the most popular porn starAdult actress Lisa Ann (left) has proven the UK's most popular porn star, according to the 2014 report by video website Pornhub.

    The survey analysed the viewing habits of Pornhub users, and gives quite an insight into the sexual preferences of Brits. More British people watch Lisa Ann's videos than any other adult actress, and "MILF", "British" and "Lesbian" were our most searched terms.

    The findings also reveal Lisa Ann's universal appeal - she topped the polls in the United Kingdom, Canada, the United States, Mexico, the Netherlands, Poland, Argentina, Egypt and Romania. However, Sasha Grey is still the most popular pornstar in Russia.

    If you're a Lisa Ann fan, make sure to check out her Fleshlights in Lotus (vagina) and Forbidden (butt) styles. Both are currently in our 2 for £100 offer, so shop now to grab a bargain!

    Want to read more porn titbits? Check out the full Pornhub report here.

    1. Flirty Shades of Grey

    2. Fifty Shades of Grey film fever has certainly hit Britain, and it's coming to a supermarket near you.

      Surf have released "Flirty Shades of Surf", a scented laundry detergent they describe as their "naughtiest fragrance yet".

      Washing your sheets in this special detergent is said to make you (and your lover) more frisky in the sack.

      Fifty Shades of Grey Sweet Sensation Sensual Bath Oil 100mlWe can see where they're coming from - it's a well known fact that arousal can be kickstarted by a sensual aroma, particularly floral and musky scents.

      It's no surprise the new product has been launched just weeks before the Fifty Shades of Grey movie premiere.

      If you really want to smell like Mr. Grey himself, try enjoying a bath with a splash of Fifty Shades of Grey Sweet Sensation Sensual Bath Oil, or indulge in a sensual back rub with the Fifty Shades of Grey Sensual Touch Massage Oil.

      Fifty Shades of Grey Sensual Touch Massage Oil 100mlThey've both been infused with Christian Grey's signature scent with hints of bergamot, sandalwood and musk. And it's even E L James approved!

      If extra laundry sounds like more of a turn-off, check out our guide to Creating the Perfect Bedroom for Seduction for less labour-intensive tips.

      Do you think a laundry detergent can really change your sex life?

      Let us know in the comments...

      Image via The Sun.

    15 Sex Trends To Look For This YearLast week we talked about what an exciting year 2014 was in the world of sex toys, but 2015 is set to be an even bigger year in terms of sex toy technology, with lots of brilliant new products due for release.

    But that's not all. The much-anticipated Fifty Shades of Grey movie is being released in February, and we think the world of kink is set to be thrust into the mainstream spotlight like never before.

    I've been chatting with our Online Trade Team to get the lowdown on what's set to be big in sex in 2015. With an industry insight from trade shows, suppliers and customer shopping habits, they were able to let me in on the sure-fire top trends of the next 12 months.

    Check out our 15 sex predictions for 2015 below, and don't forget to have your say in the comments!

    It's starting to feel so real...In advance of the February 14th film release date, Ellie Goulding has launched the song she wrote for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie.

    Ms Goulding joins pop superstar Beyoncé on the official soundtrack for the movie, which is shaping up to be a good'un!

    The song, called 'Love Me Like You Do', was produced by Max Martin and we think it has hit written all over it. Give it a listen here:

    What do you think? It's gotten us really excited for the movie! Check out the official trailer below for a sexy preview of Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey...

    14 Sexy Things We Loved In 20142014 has been a BIG year at Lovehoney and while we're already excited for everything 2015 has to hold, now is a good time to look back on an amazing year and, let's face it, get just a tad nostalgic!

    Between landing our own reality TV series, debuting a whole load of exciting new products and launching our own lingerie brand, 2014 has been The Year of Lovehoney in many ways!

    It's also been an exciting year for sex toys in general, with pleasure products getting more and more technologically advanced.

    In what's fast becoming an annual tradition (see 2012 and 2013), here's our round up of the 14 most exciting sex trends of 2014.

    Remember to leave a comment with your favourite bits of this past year!

    Bijoux Indiscrets 21 USB Rechargeable Vibrating Diamond

    There are already as many types of vibrators as there are ways to use them, but we've found a new shape that's so obvious we can't believe it hasn't been done before.

    The Bijoux Indiscrets 21 USB Rechargeable Vibrating Diamond (£39.99) is shaped, you guessed it, like a diamond. It also delivers really, really powerful vibrations.

    Use the pointed tip to deliver precise clitoral stimulation, or let the flat top massage everything from your labia to your neck and shoulders. The possibilities are endless!

    If your lover's been nagging you for some bling this Christmas, this could be the cheeky alternative. It even comes in a presentation box which is great for storage on the days you don't wish to be dazzled.

    Read on below to see this precious sex toy in action...

    christmas tree butt plug in parisNow, we all love a good giggle, but it seems Paris has ended up being the 'butt' of this joke with their somewhat artistic 2014 Christmas butt plug... err, I mean tree!

    Funnily enough though, France haven't suddenly decided to announce a love for all things anal, even though it really does looks like it.

    They've collaborated with American contemporary artist Paul McCarthy (no... not the Beatle. Read it again) to reveal this year's rather eye-catching Christmas tree.

    Featuring a tapered tip, elongated, bulbous body, and flat flared base... Hang on... Does this remind you of something? (Doc Johnson TitanMen Ass Servant)

    We have a feeling that even the most advanced butt plug aficionados out there are clenching their butt cheeks at the sight of this enormous sculpture... We certainly are!

    Continue reading to be bombarded with some of the best butt puns we could think of...

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