• Super Victor Euro 2016 mascot

    On the eve of the Euro 2016 football tournament, it transpires that UEFA bigwigs have scored a highly amusing own goal by giving the tournament mascot the same name as a 17 inch, 5.5 kilo beast of a sex toy.

    Euro 2016 mascot Super Victor is a cheeky little chappy who'll no doubt be seen waving and gurning his way around the pitch during this evening's opening ceremony at the Stade de France in Paris.

    The Super Victor Giant Black Dildo stands taller than 4 soft drink cans stacked one on top of the other and makes an ideal doorstop when you're not trying to stuff it up your bum.

    Sadly for football fans looking for that post-match full-up feeling, we no longer stock the Super Victor, but you can still find out all about its impressive stats after the jump, and there's plenty more on our website to help you put the 'Ohhhhhh!' in the Euros...

    Herb the Lovehoney dog

    We all know how much sex toys can improve our love lives, but what else are they good for?

    If your favourite suction cup dildo is sitting idly in a drawer, or a beloved cock ring has had the batteries pilfered for the remote once too often, then it's time to give them a new lease of life.

    To celebrate Lovehoney's 14th birthday, we've popped on our best "Blue" Peter thinking caps and come up with these 14 ingenious alternative uses for your neglected toys.

    From furniture focal pieces, to sports accessories, to handy household tools (hah), our crafty Lovehonians have taken DIY to a whole new level.

    For the kind of life hacks that you won't see on Pinterest, just read on...

    #Lovehoney Hashtag Fails

    Every now and then, we decide to have a little gander at how #Lovehoney is doing in the Twitterverse, just in case we're number one trending topic in the world or something (it could happen).

    Occasionally, we come across the most fantastic Twitter fails.

    It appears not everyone knows what they're hashtagging when they type '#Lovehoney' into their tweets and often, it changes the meaning of their once innocent tweet entirely.

    Below are some of our favourite #Lovehoney fails. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do.

    The Joy of Sex toys Episode 4

    We're rapidly approaching the climax of our four-part series. We hoped you've enjoyed watching the show as much as we did filming it.

    Watch us in action for one last time on Sunday at 10pm on Lifetime (Sky 156, Virgin 208, BT 329, TalkTalk 329).

    We're giving you the chance to win some of the products from the show:

    Don't worry if you missed episode three on Sunday night, it's being repeated on Wednesday 2nd March at 11pm - episode three highlights and info about the cast (us lot) can be found here.

    The Joy of Sex Toys Episode 3 Competition

    G'day mate!

    Episode three is nearly upon us and this week, The Joy of Sex Toys takes a trip to Oz!

    You can watch our Aussie colleagues in action on Sunday at 10pm on Lifetime (Sky 156, Virgin 208, BT 329, TalkTalk 329).

    We're giving you the chance to win all of the products from the show:

    Don't worry if you missed episode two on Sunday night, it's being repeated on Wednesday at 11pm.

    The Joy of Sex Toys Episode 2 Competition

    It's week two of The Joy of Sex Toys!

    Don't worry if you missed episode one on Sunday night, it's being repeated on Wednesday at 11pm.

    You can catch episode two on Sunday at 10pm on Lifetime (Sky 156, Virgin 208, BT 329, TalkTalk 329).

    Look out for guest appearances from Geordie Shore's Marnie Simpson and Ex on the Beach's Chloe Goodman (in Lovehoney Lingerie, might I add).

    We're giving you the chance to win all of the products from the show:

    The Joy of Sex Toys Episode 1

    Guess who's back (back, back), back again ('gain, 'gain)...

    That's right, Lovehoney will be back on your telly boxes for another dildo-flinging, vibrator-buzzing, sex doll-bursting, warts-and-all, four-part series.

    Got plans for Valentine's Day? Cancel them! The Joy of Sex Toys is kicking off on Sunday 14th February on Lifetime at 10pm (Sky 156, Virgin 208, BT 329, TalkTalk 329).

    We're giving you the chance to win all of the products from the show:

    Intrigued? You'll have to watch the show to find out where each toy pops up (pun intended).

    Vegetarian and Vegan Friendly Sex Toys: It's Easy Being Green With Lovehoney!

    At Lovehoney we're committed to being as ethical as possible, which got us thinking about vegan-friendly lubricants, sex toys and lingerie.

    Getting more fruit and veg in your diet is never a bad idea, although I don't think the Rocks Off Ass Berry Vibrating Butt Plug (pictured, £19.99) counts, unfortunately.

    Not only can a vegetarian diet make you healthier, it can also improve your sex life, according to a 2012 study by the University of California, Berkeley. The research showed that people with a diet rich in soy spent more time having sex. Time to go veggie?!

    See our favourite ethical products below, and don't forget to add your vegan sex tips in the comments!

    Black Friday at Lovehoney

    Check out how happy and calm these guys are. That's because they didn't step foot out of the house on Boxing Day.

    Just because you're not wrestling with a rabid bargain hunter to grab the last item on the shelf, doesn't mean you have to miss out on the action.

    You can get involved from the comfort of your own home and dodge any sales-induced injuries by doing your sexy sales shopping online.

    Still tempted to leave the house? Allow these GIFs to take you on a journey of realisation as you discover nine valid reasons not to.

    What Should You Get Him for Christmas? Quiz

    Although generous to a fault, Santa draws the line at sexy gifts, leaving it up to you to cross 'sex toy' off your husband or boyfriend's Christmas list.

    Undoubtedly your partner's perfect stroker, love ring or prostate massager exists somewhere within Lovehoney's toy trove. But with so many to choose from and limited alone time for clandestine purchasing, it's important to shop smart. That's why we've created this quiz!

    A mere seven questions will funnel you from magnitudinous multiple choices to a single perfect product. Each of the potential recommended gifts are top-rated toys so as to minimise the chances of a poor choice.

    Just be careful your lover doesn't already have the recommended item. If they do, simply give the quiz another go with a few altered answers.

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