It may look a bit like the evil robot in Terminator 2, but the Head Honcho delivers. As you'd sort of expect it to with a name like that... If your memory needs refreshing, the Head Honcho's a male masturbator with a unique three-suction chamber that delivers in spades - so much so that it was awarded 'Top Toy of the Year' by the US TV series 'Talk Sex With Sue Johanson'.
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Sex toys are all about bringing play back into an adult world that seems obsessively fixated on work. And they don't come much more playful than the I Rub My Duckie Waterproof Vibrator, which recreates all the fun of splashy bathtime with the extra perks of being grown-up. And no, we don't mean being able to vote. The following Orgasm Army reviewer's certainly got in a lather about her Duckie...
Pegging. It isn't in the dictionary yet, but it may be soon, as it's fast moving from a fringe practice to a must-try for the sexually adventurous - the prim, the prude, and those who feel uneasy playing power games with their girlfriends need not apply. So what is it? Pegging is when a woman wears a strap-on dildo to penetrate her partner's ass. No, it's not gay, and yes, you might get to like it - but you'll need to get a harness like the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Leather Ultra Harness 3000 to try it out. If you're anything like this Orgasm Army reviewer, you'll have the time of your life!
While there's no room for false modesty in the cut-and-thrust world of sex toy retail, we're not ones to blow our own trumpet. In fact, we don't really need to, with Orgasm Army reviews like the following, of our very own Lovehoney Silver Jessica Rabbit Vibrator. Why trust us when you can read what happy punters have to say? Not that you shouldn't trust us, you understand... but we'll even throw in a free Lovehoney User Guide to the Rabbit worth £6.99 for goodwill if you realise you can't live without this rabbit after reading the review!
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Another good product for anal first-timers is the Tracey Cox Supersex Anal Beginners Kit, which features a pert pink butt plug, the aforementioned anal lube and an exclusive how-to guide from TV sex expert Tracey Cox.
When an Orgasm Army reviewer starts reviewing the Dick Rambone cock with the words 'If you're looking for a dildo that will surprise and amaze your friends', you know you're in the presence of greatness. Which is probably what the reviewer thinks about the Dick Rambone... But at 18 inches long, where on earth can you keep it? If you don't want to surprise and amaze your friends, that is.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. The sage who first coined these wise words probably wasn't thinking about the
Eclipse Ultra 7 Anobolic Anal Vibrator at the time, but he may as well have been... The following review, by an intrepid Orgasm Army ass stuffer, tells a moving story of satisfying anal penetration undaunted by initial failure. There's a lesson to be learned here, folks...
Whoever coined the phrase 'different strokes for different folks' could well have been talking about lubricants. But (sigh) some of you are hard to please, such as the following Orgasm Army reviewer who didn't find anything to shout about in a whole variety pack of Durex Play Sensations Personal Lubricant Sachets. Still, sounds like she and her boyfriend had fun testing them...
Are you experienced? This Orgasm Army reviewer certainly is, having tried out a wide range of condoms before settling on Durex Sensation as the preferred type, even though she doesn't 'usually feel that much during sex'. Now that's dedication... The following review also introduced me to an acronym I hadn't come across before, PIV. Think about it...
We get a warm feeling whenever our broad range of stock and prompt delivery come to the rescue of a couple desperate for that unique DP feeling of satisfaction without having to recruit Fat Les from down the road. One of our plucky Orgasm Army reviewers shares her happy experiences with a Penis Butt Plug Medium below.