And now for something completely different! Prepare for your jaw to slacken and for your gast to be flabbered as you gape in awe at the Japanese Motorised Control Cock, one of the finest sex toys ever invented.
Its dual-control orgasmic grinding vibrations will make you scream with delight – and with the vibrations pushing right to the tip of the cock you can be sure that no sweet spot will remain untouched.
The soft-but-firm cyberskin finish is phenomenally realistic and, as it says on the box, 'Great penis!' 'Erotic need punch cannon!' 'I make you happy every day!'
What more can you ask for?
See the Japanese Motorised Control Cock in action!
What better way to discover what this fantastic sex toy can do than see it in action? As our Sex Toys TV demonstration shows, the Motorised Cock is the Real Deal. Spend 10 minutes with this beauty and the neighbours will be banging on the walls!
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Yesterday I was talking about toys for men who want something out of the ordinary (or just avoid the horrifically non-ordinary, like this little number) and I mentioned the Aneros. I pointed out the Aneros Eupho as being a good example of the line, but really, they're all pretty amazing toys.
I stand by my article, but I also figured--hey, why would a guy take my word for it? So I thought I would show you a bit of what the men are saying about the Aneros line (see review for all the models here):
I was talking to a guy friend of mine the other day and showing off my new collection of toys (this is a pretty common occurrence - if you come over to mine for dinner, expect me to show off the rotating speed of various toys or ask you to touch squishy silicon), when he mentioned that he was really quite envious of my collection. Now really, anyone with any sense would be envious of my toy box - I've got a very serious collection going on. But his point was not just that my collection rocks (seriously--it does), but that it is so much easier for me to amass such a plethora of toys.
As he pointed out, women enjoy vibrators, dildos, bullets, lubes, vibrating panties, dual-tipped vibes...on and on and on. Really, there is no end to the range of toys available for women. But what is out there for men, he pondered, especially for men who did not like the look of anatomically-representative toys like Fleshlight or dolls or other bits and bobs that are made to look like body parts? For the man who is a little squigged out by fake pussies, fake anuses, and even fake mouths, he felt there wasn't much.
But do not lose hope, Men Who Hate Pseudo-Body Part Toys! There are toys out there that are much more discreet, more subtle, less cringeworthy! I present to you, the Top 5 Toys for Men Who Like Cool Toys:
Super-cute Hello Kitty has had her feline face plastered on to as many products as Minnie Mouse, the pointy-eared little minx.
But one item that you certainly won't find Mickey's Mrs on is a vibrator. There's been some confusion as to whether this thing is a Hello Kitty sex toy - doesn't look like any diddler we've ever seen.
But we're happy to put the record straight with this picture of the Hello Kitty Vibrator. And an explanation that it's really just a Pocket Rocket style vibrator with a pretty Kitty top. Bless.
I have a confession to make. I like to think I'm not alone, but no one really talks about it.
Maybe I'm the only one.
I will tell you, but you mustn't make fun of me.
She's here at last – Lovehoney's most warm, sensual, luxurious and realistic doll yet.
This Life Size Japanese Silicone Love Sex Doll is made of 100% solid medical grade Love Clone silicone and she's ready and waiting to share your bed!
Luscious long black hair, soft red lips, firm, pliant breasts – why spend time with your pillow when you can spend quality time with this sensational sex toy.
Check out the Life Size Japanese Silicone Love Sex Doll!
See the Prof get up close and personal with the Life Size Japanese Silicone Love Sex Doll – and her Teddy Babe friend!
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As I mentioned in yesterday's blog, I am a big fan of making condoms a fun part of sex. When they fit right, and have whichever features appeal most to you, they can actually enhance your pleasure--and that on top of keeping you safe from STDs and unwanted pregnancies. As far as I'm concerned, condoms get two thumbs up.
So when Lieutenant Colonial toolittlesleep over at Orgasm Army had a question about how to get a properly fitting condom, I was all too happy to help.
Hold tight! This could be the easiest way ever of winning £100 of sex toys. We've got a new rabbit vibrator and we need to think of a name for it, so we thought we'd ask you. The sender of best name (as judged by me) will win the prize. Click here and have a go! Name This Rabbit Vibrator
So Ruth sent me a few links to some articles on what is going on in the sex world (should that be capitalized, do you think? "Sex World" seems to have more gravitas)--included in which was an article on men who have lower sex drives than is normally considered...um...normal. Now, as a woman with a very healthy sex drive, I have certainly known for some time that men are not always the ever-ready Energizer Bunny of Sexy Lovin' that they are portrayed as being in the media.
I was flipping through the channels the other night and stopped momentarily on one of those "Fabulous Life of..." shows wherein they were talking about the sex lives of the rich and richer. They made mention of how the rapper 50 Cent is anxious to start his own line of sex toys--including vibrators modeled after his own...manhood.