• I Rub My Pirate Duckie

    If you don't keep your eye on the What's New page over here, you might just miss some of the coolest products. I was just doing a quick look through to see if there was anything new that I justhadtohaveimmediatelyseriouslyrightnow - and look what I found. An absolutely adorable little vibrating duckie dressed up in pirate finery.

    I already love my I Rub My Penguin - seriously, one of the best presents I've ever gotten - and I am on very friendly terms with my I Rub My Fishie (though you'll have to just be jealous of the fact that I own the now defunct travel-size), so I know that this line is a winner. There aren't too many vibrators that I think make better gifts - especially if you're giving it as a first sex toy, or to someone you're not quite sure of the reception with - these little guys are incredibly well-made, classy, and just so cute no one could be offended.

    And he comes in his own little Treasure Chest. I can't be the only one who went "squee!" when I saw that...

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    Ask Birdie...

    Now, all things considered, I don't get that excited about condoms. I mean, sure, like most girls, I do love a ribbed condom every now and again. And glow in the dark ones are fun. But if you're in a relationship where you don't need to use them, you don't tend to think about them very often. Maybe once in awhile for a change, but not too much.

    So you can imagine how interesting reviews would have to be to get me to think very hard about putting a box of condoms into my next order. But honestly, I love the confused pleasure inherent in the reviews for the Trojan Twisted Pleasures Condom:

    Ask Birdie...

    Oh, Sex Toys. So tempting, but how do you know what to buy? What works? What doesn't? What is even OUT THERE to try? You have questions, I have answers (most of the time...)

    Dear McBirdie,

    I've recently separated from my girlfriend of many years, and find myself single for the first time in a very long time. I have no wish to find myself in another relationship soon, but would like to use this time to find out more about how I can enjoy sex. Can you recommend any sex toys for men to use alone? For the right product, money is no object!

    Yours,

    Alone But Excited

    The Screaming O OHoney Vibrating Clitoral Sex Enhancer

    A couple of weeks ago, I first saw the Screaming O OHoney Vibrating Clitoral Sex Enhancer, and I was aflutter with pondering what it was all about. I had so many questions - was it rigid? Did it really lock into place? Would it become THE new couple's toy of choice?

    Well, anyone who knows me could have told you that there was about zero chance that I would just patiently sit around and wait for someone else to get one and review it. I had to have one. I think the fact that I waited nearly two weeks is pretty impressive, all things considered.

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    The other day I was all giddy to find that Elbow Grease Cream was in stock so I gleefully blogged about it so that the world could experience my absolute favourite anal lube - so creamy! So thick! So oddly sweet tasting!

    Unfortunately, my glee was premature. Lovehoney isn't really restocking the line - so if you want to experience my favourite anal cream, you're going to have to move fast and grab while the grabbing is good. This is the last available in the line, so order yours before I buy up the last of the lot.

    Tracey Cox Mint Tingle Lube

    Last week, I mentioned that the Durex Tingle Lube had some problems with some people thinking it was water-based and some thinking silicone-based--we finally clarified that it was a light silicone-based lube that should be safe with most silicone toys (always spot-test to be sure--when we're talking about sex toys, you know you want to err on the side of caution. It is too sad to think about losing one of your little friends to a melty death).

    But just as we all breathed a sigh of relief, we realized that there was a problem with the labelling of the Tracey Cox Mint Tingle Lube. Is it something in the air with the minty tingly lubes? Who knows. All I know is that there are bottles floating around out there that have this lube down as a water-based lube when it is, in fact, silicone based.

    Elbow Grease Hot Cream Anal Lubricant

    Way back in the good old days (well...June, anyway), I wrote a review for Elbow Grease Hot Cream Anal Lubricant. I was terribly excited about this product and gave it a glowing five stars because I thought it was just about the greatest anal lube to ever hit the market. It was creamy, it lasted for ages, it was fun to use...it even had a pleasant taste! I couldn't wait to tell the world about this fabulous product.

    And then Lovehoney stopped selling it.

    Listen, I'm not saying they got it wrong. I'm sure there are all sorts of factors that go into determining what products they stock and sell and which ones they have to discontinue and DENY THE PUBLIC OF THE FINEST ANAL LUBRICATION PRODUCT SINCE THE DAWN OF TIM---

    Ask Birdie...

    Oh, Sex Toys. So tempting, but how do you know what to buy? What works? What doesn't? What is even OUT THERE to try? You have questions, I have answers (most of the time...)

    Ms. McBirdie,

    There is a little lady that I am interested in getting to know a little better. She has a b-day coming up and I am at a loss on what I should get her. Well, that is not true.

    She and I have had several conversations about the lack of affection she is receiving from her current and how she does not take the time for personal reflection. These conversations have lead me to think about getting her a massager.

    Would this be appropriate? And if so, which product would would you recommend?

    Thank you,

    Loving Touch

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