• 3 Bangs for Your Butt Mega Dildo

    If you're a fan of anal play, you gotta love the look of this one. This ranks somewhere between "Delicious Challenge" and "Um... I don't think that that is going to work" on the do-able scale, but I'm thinking that more than a couple of you are going to like trying to step up to the plate.

    This bad boy is fully insertable to 11 inches (with half an inch outside for safe playing) and has a diameter of 3.8 inches at its widest. I didn't mistype that - 3.8 inches.

    It's a skin-safe rubber, so it has a bit of flex to it, and comes complete with suction base for solo-playing. I'm loving the reviews, though, as it has managed a very satisfying 5 stars over eight reviews.

    So clearly, there are some of you out there who are ready for more serious action - and that would be both men and women.

    From the ladies:

    I'm sure that hardened Sex And The City followers will already know this, but it was news to us - it turns out that Mr Big has a name.

    It's John James Preston.

    It was only in the last episode of the Sex And The City TV series that viewers found out that Mr Big had a first name, so it's something of a shock to discover that not only has he got a surname, he's got a middle name in between as well.

    We're not sure what bearing this information is going to have on Carrie's relationship with Mr Big - or the big part of him. And whether she'll be consigning her Sex And The City Rabbit Vibrator to the attic because Mr Big is providing for all her needs.

    Somehow, we doubt it...

    Toy Joy Aquarius Pleaser Vibe

    Just when I thought I would sneak off Lovehoney without needing to buy anything, I stumble across this gorgeous little guy hiding out in the New Vibes section. 

    I just can't say no to something that looks to be an improvement on classic vibes, and this definitely looks to be.

    ToyJoy is one of the best companies out there and you always know you're going to get quality toys with them, so half the sales pitch is done for me before I even look at the features - but even if it wasn't, just look at him! 

    Two probes in addition to the main shaft mean you're getting vibrations everywhere you're going to want them, it's submersible (great for those of us who like to disappear into a Lush bath for an hour or a week), and the colours are so gorgeous I'm thinking it will have to be left out for everyone to see. 

    One review has already come in and it looks like a winner:

    It's a great colour, orange but with a hint of pink through it and it looks fab. It's perfectly shaped to hit all the spots at once, easy push button on the base with four different functions (continuous buzz, fast on/off buzz, slow on/off buzz and buzzes in threes.) Great!!! It's waterproof (added bonus) and pretty quiet! The clit stimulator hits the right spot and the anal probe can be inserted or left ] so it just tickles the end. The vibe can also be switched around and I found the vaginal bit was also great for anal!! Really soft material, well made, but just the right amount of firmness! Only takes two batteries too! Pretty easy to clean as well! This is recommended!

    If you were wanting to add a little Easter treat to your basket, this might be the one for you.  I know I'm going to go and add it to my wish list now.

    The long wait is nearly over! "Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha are back - don't miss the movie debut of Manhattan's fabulous foursome as they continue their quest for true love, hot sex and the perfect pair of slingbacks."

    The Sex And The City Movie will hit UK cinema screens on 30 May. We're wondering whether women will turn up waving their Sex And The City Rabbit Vibrators in solidarity. Until the big day, here are the best Sex And The City movie Web sites to give you a fix of Carrie and co...

    Sex And The City: The Movie Official Site
    Get the low-down on the plot, meet the cast and crew, browse the fashions in the photo gallery, check out the trailer and download wallpaper and screensavers for your computer. Note that it's a really weird sideways scrolling design that you might not even notice unless you drag your mouse to the side of the screen.

    Sex And The City: The Movie IMDB
    The Internet Movies Database (originally The Cardiff Internet Movies Database, trivia fans!) is the epicentre of online movie information. Its section on the Sex And The City Movie section has all the cast and crew facts, stills from the filming, trivia and a good discussion board where fans are chatting about the movie and the series.

    A Lovehoney visitor writes...

    Dear Sirs, Madam,
    Let me send you following file with an idea of a special funny article. It could be suitable for example for lonely traveller :-) Best regards,
    Martin :-)

    Thank you for the suggestion Martin. Unfortunately, life has already imitated art in the form of the Travel Honeypot Vagina Masturbator and sundry other male masturbators.

    We're always keen to hear new ideas for sex toys, though you might what to pay a little more attention to detail with your designs, such as whether or not the user is going to slice his knackers off while he's pounding away.

    BTW, we'll be running out Design A Sex Toy competition again soon. Keep an eye on the blog for details...

    From the drawer labelled "Most Definitely Not An Officially Endorsed Product" comes news of the (ahem) Sex In Her Shitty love doll.

    Lovingly fashioned from the finest plastic, the (cough) Sarah Jessica Porkher doll is one in a range of 11 celebrity-inspired sex dolls now available in the US (and coming to Lovehoney soon. Ish.).

    Currently, the range features 11 dolls including the J-Ho, the Paris, the Jessica Sin (Jessica Alba), Dirty Christina (Christina Aguilera) and the Lindsay Fully Loaded models.

    The box does a fair impersonation of a Sex And The City product, though we have no idea whether there's any truth in the packaging's claim that she "loves sex in her shitty".

    We don't think they're going to catch on quite as well as the Sex And The City Rabbit Vibrator though.

    Golden Girl Anal Jelly

    In general, I'm not one for an anal lube that has any desensitising agent in it - I would far prefer that you take your time, relax, and ease into anal play. And I would still remind you that if you use a product that numbs you a bit, you need to be extra aware of everything that is going on with yourself and your partner, as it will less easy to notice any damage that is going on.

    That said, however, Golden Girl Anal Jelly is getting such great reviews that I really do have to mention it here, I think.

    With four reviews and a five star rating, this is definitely a lube that is working for some people. You can see all of the reviews here at Orgasm Army, but here are some of the highlights:

    You don't have to buy the Sex And The City DVD Box Sex to see the famous scene that made a star of the rabbit vibrator. Some cheeky scamp has uploaded it to YouTube where it has already garnered an impressive 160,000 views (and rising).

    You can see the Sex And The City Rabbit episode on YouTube - page two of the comments has turned into an amusing ding-dong between some people who see the Sex And The City girls as role models and some who, well, don't.

    Ann Summers would have you believe that their Platinum Rampant Rabbit is the one that is seen in this episode of Sex And The City - but this doesn't look like any branch of Ann Summers that we've ever seen. It's actually a branch of The Pleasure Chest in New York.

    And anyway, Ann Summers doesn't have a shop in New York, does it?

    This is the genuine Sex And The City Rabbit Vibrator.

    See the clip after the break...

    Durex Ribbed Condoms

    I make no promises that the shown Durex Ribbed Condoms are, in fact, the best in the world (in all honesty, this is one of the condoms that divides opinions between love and hate), but since I like them and I write the blog, I choose the picture.  Them's the rules.

    If you want a slightly more democratic selection, though, an old forum topic on what the members consider to be the "best" condom has woken back up - and for those of you out there looking to change condoms, or who aren't sure which to choose first, it is a plethora of useful insight. 

    Some of these condoms that are getting rave reviews I've never even tried, so there is always something to be learned. 

    From the forum:

    We (well the girls around here) are getting slightly hot under the collar at the prospect of the Sex And The City Movie hitting the UK at the end of May. Another chance to see (and fantasise) about Mr Big is just what we need to blow cobwebs away (apparently).

    The movie is due out in the UK on 28 May, so not too long to wait. We're wondering whether the rabbit vibrator is going to make a reappearance or whether the girls have moved on to other new and interesting sex toys by now.

    We have a huge soft spot for Sex And The City because part of the rabbit vibrator's (and by extension, Lovehoney's) success is due to the rabbit being featured in an early episode of Sex And The City.

    [Cue flashback] It was way back in Season 1, Episode 9 The Turtle and the Hare (first broadcast in 1998) that Miranda introduced Carrie and Charlotte to the rabbit vibrator, with Charlotte taking such a liking to her new friend that she became an orgasm-addicted recluse for the whole episode.

    Some [cough] high street companies claim that it was their product that was featured in this seminal episode, but we know different - as our in-depth Sex And The City Rabbit Guide shows.

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