• How a Blogger Spends Her Evening

    So I know what you're thinking. "Boy, McBirdie, I bet your evenings are glamorous affairs, full of excitement, prestige, and sexiness - you are, after all, a Sex Toys Blogger, and they are by nature a glamorous peoples."

    Peeps, I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint you. In reality, I have spent the past couple of hours or so squishing the unbelievably soft balls attached to the Japanese Motorised Control Cock and seeing how well he wears a French Tickler. I can tell you that he wears it quite handsomely - like he is proud of his wee spiky cap - but also that if you're going to enjoy him, hat and all, you better do it within the first hour as he starts to eat through the condom bottom of the Tickler. Silicone toys, dontchaknow. But now I can tell you how many different ways you can use the Control Cock, so the evening was well spent.

    Pink Nipple Suckers

    Time and again, Orgasm Army manages to answer any and all sex toy questions that users throw at them. This time, itomcat wants to know about nipple suckers:

    "Has anyone had much play with rubber suckers or similar. Are they good / painful for nipples?"

    Private Lick had reviewed the Pink Nipple Suckers shown in the picture and definitely gives them two thumbs up:

    Fleshlight Sex Toys for Men - In Depth Guide

    If you're horny and single or even looking for a bit extra while you're in a relationship, using a male sex toy for masturbation is a lot better than the tired 'five finger shuffle' and getting your hands messy.

    If you've never thought about buying a sex toy to aid masturbation, Fleshlights are perfect for pleasuring you with a realistic feel for monstrous orgasms.

    Which Fleshlight is right for me?

    Figuring out which Fleshlight insert is right for you depends on several factors, including the size of your penis, the type of sensation you want to experience, the opening that you want to penetrate and even your colour preference.

    Take your time to consider the wide variety of Fleshlight inserts - they all offer something different. And when you've enjoyed one, you can always come back and choose another!

    The Pink Lady Fleshlight with the original insert is the most popular choice for first-timers Ever since that episode of Sex And The City made the orgasmic power of the Rabbit Vibrator world-famous, women have been enjoying better orgasms than ever before.

    Us men, though, have been left on the masturbatory sidelines, struggling through with jars of Vaseline and the odd old sock.

    Just not fair, is it?

    No more! The Fleshlight male masturbator does for men what the rabbit vibrator did for women.

    Having sex with a Fleshlight is like nothing you've ever tried before. The Fleshlight delivers amazingly powerful orgasms for men thanks to its unique design and patented material.

    Top 5 reasons for buying a Fleshlight today...

    90% of first-time Fleshlight buyers start with the original Pink Lady Fleshlight and then love it so much that they move on to buy an extra Fleshlight insert (or three) for different sensations.

    Here's our full guide to the different Fleshlight insert styles and the enjoyment that you can expect from them.

    You don't have to buy an additional Fleshlight case with your insert - you can take the insert out of the case you already have.

    If you're skipping buying a complete Fleshlight and the Fleshlight insert is your first purchase, then you will need to buy a case to go with it.

    Mantric Dinky Pink Mini Vibrator

    It isn't often that I hear from the Real Workers at Lovehoney about what products they use at home, but when I get an email from Ruth the Magnificant saying:

    "Ooh, if you're looking for products to blog about, the Dinky Pink Bullet is stunning. Yes I've tried one, yes I love it - and no, I'm not surprised that everyone else loves it too. They should give these out with National Insurance Cards!"

    ...I figure I should pay attention. I've never been a huge fan of bullets - what can I say, I do think size matters - but when I read reviews that claim that this one packs a big boy's punch, I might just have to change my mind. Seven reviews and five stars? Holy gamoley, people are loving this dinky little mighty mouse:

    If you need another fix of Sex And The City before the Sex And The City Movie hits out cinema screens, treat yourself to a spin round some of the excellent Sex And The City TV series Web sites. We've rounded up 5 of the best, including the official HBO site for the series which is enough to bring a tear to the eye as you fondly remember those ridiculously puffy skirts and stupidly impractical shoes.

    HBO: Sex And The City
    HBO's official Sex And The City web site has detailed episode guides, fashion information, a merchandise store, character guides, trivia quizzes, screensavers and a forum where you can discuss Sex An The City characters, fashion and fvourite moments. But what's this in the home page's Meta Description: "The homepage for HBO's Sex in the City official website." "Sex IN the City"! They can't even get the name of their own programme right!

    Sex And The City Quickies
    More than just a great guide to the series, this is an excellent site that goes under the duvet with the Sex And The City girls to bring you love lessons from each episode of Sex And The City. Add quotes, games and an entertaining series of animated shorts, and you've got one of the best Sex And The City sites on the Web. Don't forget to take the quiz to find out which man from Sex And The City would be your best match.

    Deluxe Harness & Triple Dildo Strap-On Set

    Does the idea of strapping on a dildo - or having your partner strap one on - make your heart go pitter-pat? That isn't so unusual, considering the number of times columns on pegging get viewed as soon as they show up on discussion forums.

    Over on the Orgasm Army forums, there is a discussion going on giving advice on how to talk a reluctant partner round the issue of strap-ons and pegging. If your partner is completely against anal play, or okay with anal, but not with pegging, you might find some helpful tips over there. It is always good to get the perspectives of people who have tried something or have reasons to not try something, so you can be clear with yourself and your partner what you want to try and don't want to attempt.

    From the boards:

    3 Bangs for Your Butt Mega Dildo

    If you're a fan of anal play, you gotta love the look of this one. This ranks somewhere between "Delicious Challenge" and "Um... I don't think that that is going to work" on the do-able scale, but I'm thinking that more than a couple of you are going to like trying to step up to the plate.

    This bad boy is fully insertable to 11 inches (with half an inch outside for safe playing) and has a diameter of 3.8 inches at its widest. I didn't mistype that - 3.8 inches.

    It's a skin-safe rubber, so it has a bit of flex to it, and comes complete with suction base for solo-playing. I'm loving the reviews, though, as it has managed a very satisfying 5 stars over eight reviews.

    So clearly, there are some of you out there who are ready for more serious action - and that would be both men and women.

    From the ladies:

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