• I Rub My Penguin Waterproof Vibrator

    Finally, we're moving away from all sex toys for women looking like a castaway penises (or penii) - and how grateful for that are we, really?

    Nowadays you can get vibrators and dildos (and more) in a wide range of sizes, shapes, and functions - there is sure to be something out there to suit all tastes.

    Some of the best toys are stepping away from basic flesh coloured, genital simulators. Not only do these toys rock because they reach areas that others miss, but you can leave them out for guests to appreciate your "art" collection.

    Also, gentlemen, if I may point out... these are the toys you want to reach for when you're hoping to surprise a lady with a new sex toy. She'll be all hot and bothered, but not turned off by something that appears a bit skeevy to her. That is a win for both of you.

    Spartacus Nipple Clamps and Clit Clamp With Chain

    The other day a friend was asking me what the strangest toy I've tested and enjoyed in the line of duty - this is not an unusual conversation, to be honest, I could just about print out response cards - and they were quite surprised when I said that I found a clit clamp as being the most unexpectedly enjoyable.

    Had I never seen a clamp on sale, I never would have picked it up, so I'm happy to spread the word to people who might otherwise think they're not for them. Rather than being excruciatingly painful and awkward to use, I found that it really increased sensation in a most enjoyable way. And as is nearly always the case, the good soldiers over at the Orgasm Army have tips galore:

    The new Number 1 Vibrator - Jessica Rabbit 2.0 It's only been on sale for a week, but already the Jessica Rabbit 2.0 has topped the Lovehoney sex toy best sellers. The weekly chart is like the good old-fashioned Hit Parade, except we count sales for sex toys for him, for her and for couples on Lovehoney, rather than sales of That That! CD singles or Arctic Monkeys downloads.

    The sex toy charts are automatically updated every week based on Lovehoney's sales figures, with no human intervention or Zimbabwean gerrymandering whatsoever. If you want to see what sex toys other people are buying and enjoying, it's the place to look.

    This week, the all-new Jessica Rabbit 2.0 is in with a bullet at number one, knocking the Waterproof Hummer Vibe off the top spot that it had held for 3 weeks.

    Who'll be at the top next week? Keep an eye on our Sex Toy Best Sellers to find out!

    Berman Center Dilator Set

    I have recently had the good fortune to speak on the phone with Dr. Laura Berman, of the Berman Institute, to get her opinion on all things sex toy related. She was just as warm and intelligent as you would assume from a woman who is head of one of the most couple-friendly, woman-centred sex toy companies. Look for the interview to show up next week, but in the meantime, I thought I would focus this week on four hidden gems from the Berman Institute line - no reviews have popped up for these toys yet, so they are just begging to become our next favourite toy.

    This week: Berman Center Dilator Set

    I thought the Dilator Set would be a nice following piece to yesterday's blog on the Juno Weighted Pelvic Exerciser. Because while we talk more and more about the importance of strengthening your pelvic floor muscles with kegel exercises (I'm doing them right now! I kid, I kid. No, really, I'm doing them right now), but we tend to talk less about women who struggle to stretch more comfortably. Whether you are just naturally small, or if you tense up during intercourse for fear of pain (especially if you've experienced pain in the past), the Dilator Set can help you gently work up to having greater sensation and comfort - and for your peace of mind, you can do it in the privacy of your own bed, rather than trying it... out in the field, so to speak.

    The set comes with the small shaft with multispeed vibrations, three graduated sleeves going up to 4.5 inch circumference, and a nubbly little silicone sleeve that helps to enhance your internal sensations. That... is another phrase that I didn't really know how to reword in a way that sounded less clinical icky. Though, really, clinical icky is probably better than the more simplistic "helps you enjoy sex more".

    Huh. Actually, that is the far superior way to sum it up. So here you go: The Berman Center Dilator Set helps you enjoy sex more. Now doesn't that sound good?

    Better than ever! The new Jessica Rabbit 2.0 rabbit vibrator Hold on to your hat, lock the door and cancel the milk - the world's most popular vibrator just got better!

    We are hugely proud to announce the launch of the all-new Jessica Rabbit 2.0 rabbit vibrator, the newer, better version of the classic Jessica Rabbit,

    But don't just take our word for it - here's what happy customers are already saying about the new Jessica Rabbit 2.0:

    "It took me seconds to hit orgasm the first time."

    "The whole thing is now waterproof - roll on bath time!"

    "If you want multiple orgasms, this is definitely the toy to get!"

    Read more reviews of the Jessica Rabbit 2.0 rabbit vibrator here. Get one and join in the fun!

    Berman Center Juno Weighted Pelvic Exerciser

    I have recently had the good fortune to speak on the phone with Dr. Laura Berman, of the Berman Institute, to get her opinion on all things sex toy related. She was just as warm and intelligent as you would assume from a woman who is head of one of the most couple-friendly, woman-centred sex toy companies. Look for the interview to show up next week, but in the meantime, I thought I would focus this week on four hidden gems from the Berman Institute line - no reviews have popped up for these toys yet, so they are just begging to become our next favourite toy.

    This week: Berman Center Juno Weighted Pelvic Exerciser

    A slightly sneaky addition to the list of hidden gems with this one, because this is actually on my Buy Soon list. I already own the Isis Beginner Pelvic Exerciser, and I love it. So I know from which I speak when I tell you that it's a good bet to grab a pelvic exerciser from this line. The Isis is unweighted and makes for a challenging workout on its own, so I am quite intrigued to see what the Juno can do. I'm thinking that after a couple of weeks of using it, you should be able to open beer bottles without using your hands. Unrealistic? Maybe. But we should all have goals.

    Like the other toys in this line, the Juno comes with full instructions (including jolly diagrams) and a lovely lavender bag that makes it possible to leave this little guy out in plain view without anyone knowing you've been lifting weights in your spare time.

    Berman Center Adonis G-Spot Stimulator

    I have recently had the good fortune to speak on the phone with Dr. Laura Berman, of the Berman Institute, to get her opinion on all things sex toy related. She was just as warm and intelligent as you would assume from a woman who is head of one of the most couple-friendly, woman-centred sex toy companies. Look for the interview to show up next week, but in the meantime, I thought I would focus this week on four hidden gems from the Berman Institute line - no reviews have popped up for these toys yet, so they are just begging to become our next favourite toy.

    This week: Berman Center Adonis G-Spot Stimulator

    The G-spot orgasm is the elusive golden ring of the sex world. Clitoral orgasms, feh, cheap as chips!* But the full-body satisfaction of an internal orgasm? That's where the good stuff is at. The Adonis has a deeply curved shape intended to let you rock against the vibrations against both your clitoris and your G-spot. There are raised nubbly bits on the clitoral side to give you extra stimulation.

    It has 10 patterns, levels, and pulses, but what I really love is that there are twin vibrators - that means you can have the clitoral vibrator on a higher intensity than the G-spot vibrator, or vice versa. That is a welcome sight to those of us who get overly sensitive on our clits just as we're wanting to increase the intensity on our G-spot. A lovely, well-thought out addition to the toy.

    Like all the Berman toys, this one comes in a gorgeous lavender pouch, and this one runs on 4 AA batteries, so perfectly handy.

    The Adonis is currently out of stock (drop Lovehoney an email to let them know you're wanting one), so you might like the similar Rock Chick, the G-Rock, or the Vibratex Snugglepuss.

    * I was, of course, using hyperbole - I love clitoral orgasms! They're my buddies!

    Berman Center Lina Vibrating Pen with Sleeve

    I have recently had the good fortune to speak on the phone with Dr. Laura Berman, of the Berman Institute, to get her opinion on all things sex toy related. She was just as warm and intelligent as you would assume from a woman who is head of one of the most couple-friendly, woman-centred sex toy companies. Look for the interview to show up next week, but in the meantime, I thought I would focus this week on four hidden gems from the Berman Institute line - no reviews have popped up for these toys yet, so they are just begging to become our next favourite toy.

    This week: The Berman Center Lina Vibrating Pen with Sleeve

    Tenga Hard Rolling Head Cup

    Over my spring break, I had a friend visit me from the US - he was doing a big world tour and had just spent some time in Japan. Over wine one evening, we got to talking about the male masturbators that have been created over there - meant to be used once, and looking like a wee can... this is normal conversation, right?

    I was all over curious about them, as I had yet to meet someone who had actually used one and I had to know how they stood up against the Fleshlight that everyone loves. I was just tickled pink when he went on and on about how fabulous it was. Big hand gestures, raised voice level of excitement - he asked if I wanted him to write a blog on it, he loved them so much. Instead, I present you with one of the glowing reviews coming out on the Tenga. And be sure to check out the entire range - they're all slightly different:


    Tracey Cox's Supersex range of vibrators has just gotten even sexier!

    The new Tracey Cox Supersex Massager is a quiet, powerful, multispeed vibrator – the perfect foreplay sex toy for couples. It's waterproof, too, which makes it an ideal companion for the shower!

    "Use the Supersex Massager directly on the clitoris or your most sensitive parts but if that feels too intense, tease around the sides," says Tracey. "Orgasms with a strong vibrator happen quickly, so stop and start to make the experience last longer."


    As a special introductory offer we're giving away Tracey Cox Supersex Mint Tingle Silicone Lube worth £7.99 free with every Supersex Massager – which adds extra toe-curling sensations to your sexy fun.


    Slim, super-strong and very long... it can only be the new Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator! Small enough to take anywhere but packing a punch way above its weight, this stylish and discreet mini vibe is the finest bullet yet.

    "Because bullets are small, they're ideal for multiple stimulation," says Tracey. "Try holding one alongside your partner's tongue during oral sex or on the clitoris while he uses his fingers. The adventurous will also find it perfect for wicked teasing in all sorts of exciting places..."

    And for a limited period we're giving away free Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube worth £4.99 with ever Supersex Bullet Vibrator.

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