From the strange and unusual to the downright bizarre - welcome to Lovehoney's list of the top ten worst sex toys of the past decade!
Now we all know the phrase 'different strokes for different folks' and we have been known to encourage the more curious fetishes here at Lovehoney, but these sex toys really shouldn't have been made in the first place!
Check out our list of the top ten worst sex toys of the decade and make sure you avoid them like the plague (or Swine Flu, whichever is more current).
The Ki-Wi is a unique sex toy with a light-up tip, ergonomic shape and powerful multi-function vibrations - and it's exclusive to Lovehoney. Although the design seems a little strange, it actually rests brilliantly along the curve of your body allowing the tingling and teasing tip to hit just the right spots.
Despite the doom and gloom recession, many people are still managing to treat themselves to the little luxuries that keep us all smiling.
Whether it's a simple bar of chocolate, a bottle of bubbly or a designer vibrator packed with orgasmic potential, the best way to relax after a hard day is to indulge your every whim!
Luxury sex toy designers Lelo have just launched their top selling vibrators - the Gigi and the Liv - in gorgeous new summer colours and to celebrate their arrival, we're offering you the chance to win your very own luxury product from the Lelo range to brighten up your day!
Every product in the Lelo range has stunning reviews and high praise, not only for their beautiful designs but their amazing ability to bring people to a powerful orgasm, too.
Male or female, single or coupled up - there's something for everyone and we have 10 of these luxury sex toys to share amongst multiple winners!
Simply fill in the survey below, let us know about your love of luxury, enter your e-mail address and several winners will be chosen at random to receive a brilliant product from the Lelo collection.
What are you waiting for? Enter today!
This survey is now closed.
Winners will be chosen and notified on Monday 17th August 2009.
Summer is here! Well... kind of.
In between the bursts of rain and the scorchingly hot sun, there are plenty of occasions to play and we're going to show you exactly how!
Whether you already own these sex toys or are considering buying something new, don't do anything until you've read this brilliant guide on how to really heat things up this summer.
If it's hot outside and you're stuck indoors, then pop a pack of Durex Play 2 in 1 Massage Melts in the fridge and get ready to really cool yourself down.
These freezable disks look just like ice cubes but on contact with the skin, they melt into a body-safe, water-based lubricant that can be used absolutely anywhere! So indulge in a tingly cool shoulder massage or use them in a more intimate context.
As part of Lovehoney's orgasm month we've recruited top sexpert Lisa Turner, the world renowned Orgasm Coach, to give us an insight into the complete climax!
This week Lisa is giving us her advice on male, female and couple friendly sex toys, what they do and how they can help you to achieve the kind of orgasm that leaves you feeling energised and glowing from the inside out.
As Lisa explains:
"Sexual energy is the most potent on the planet. The key is to access it, master it and harness it. Once you have harnessed it, you can use it in any way you choose. But first you need to access it and sex toys are a great way to do this."
Read on to find out Orgasm Coach Lisa Turner's top ten sex toys:
Recent reports from New Scientist Magazine suggest that bondage and domination activities can be stressful at first but will actually bring consenting couples closer together in the long term.
Over the course of May, our intrepid sex toy testers have been trying out different sex related products to see if they aid them in becoming sexy for summer. Now it's time to see if these bizarre cookies from Japan can give you the bikini-perfect bust you really want...
F Cup Cookies have been making quite a name for themselves in the media. From Radio 1 to the Sunday Mail, everyone has been conducting their own experiments to see if these sweet samples of Japanese confectionary really work.
Their claim is that by eating 1 - 2 cookies a day you can increase your breast size up to a Japanese F cup which is approximately a UK size DD.
Each cookie is just 70 calories and contains a herbal breast enhancer called Pueraria Mirifica which has a high concentration of phytoestrogens. These work much in the same way as hormonal estrogen by maximizing blood flow and encouraging growth and maintenance of breast tissue.
The effect is supposed to be permanent and leave you with a bust to be proud of in a relatively short space of time.
Lovehoney already sell breast enhancing products but the results of the F Cup Cookie test is sure to influence if the product will be stocked in future.
And what better person to try them out than myself! After all, I could always do with a little boost in the nork department...
For those that are new to the blog, my name is Carly and I have always wanted bigger breasts. However, that's not to say that I'm disappointed with my current cleavage - in fact, I'm quite happy with my shapely 34B's - but I've always fancied going bigger.
The reason for this is simple: I like boobs. And if I can have more boobs in a painless and easy way - why wouldn't I?
When you think of sex toys, you don't necessarily think of the designer who made them according to our Lovehoney poll. After all, are you really going to notice that little label on your diddling stick once it's working its magic down below?
So far we've seen our superb sex toy testers increasing their stamina and sex appeal but week 3 is all about using sex toys to shed those pounds!
The Monarch Hands-Free Penetration Silicone Dildo is a unique product that combines a sleek silicone G-spot dildo with a thigh-master style exercise device.
By simply squeezing your legs together; the dildo is pushed upwards. By opening your legs again; the dildo is pulled downwards - perfect penetration every time!
And the best thing about The Monarch Hands-Free Penetration Silicone Dildo is that it has a dual purpose - it gets your thighs toned and ready for bikini season and provides intense internal stimulation too!
Most products here at Lovehoney have a waterproof rating. Whereas some vibrators shouldn't even have the word 'water' mentioned in the same room as them, others could be thrown into the sea, swallowed by a whale and come out the other end still buzzing several water-logged months later (please don't actually do this, we don't want to harm the whales).
But needless to say, it can be a little daunting using even in the most watertight of vibrators in the bath or shower for the first time as we have all had it built into us from a young age that electricity + water = sad face.
However, to reassure you just how waterproof the PowerHead Rocket 4 Piece Massager Vibrator is, we thought we'd share this e-mail with you from one of our beloved Lovehoney Community members:
Just to let you lovely people at Lovehoney know that this little beauty is TRULY waterproof!!
It's just finished a full wash in the machine and came out fully working, haha!
I wondered what the clunk, clunk was but I just thought it was something from my son's pocket...
So if you wanted to take your PowerHead Rocket 4 Piece Massager Vibrator white water rafting with you, you can rest assured that it will still be buzzing even after being submersed for lengthy periods of time.
See more waterproof vibrators in a range of shapes, sizes, colours and materials.