Gulp! It's been another week of you telling it to us straight in your sex toy reviews - and thank goodness everything seemed to meet your approval.
This week's sex toy review round up
Feeling a pang of adult Twilight fever was author Madeline Moore reviewing her own grown-up vampire thriller Lust at First Bite."In all honesty, false modesty aside, this is the vampire short story collection you really want to read, keep, and read again." Read the review.
Reviewing a Lovehoney favourite, Mewsical gave some excellent tips on how to play the Kama Sutra Foreplay Cards. "The winner of each round was allowed to pick a card at random from the losing player's hand, and whatever the card depicted was acted out immediately." Read the review.
Soon-to-be-penniless Pobby relished her Leg Avenue Darling Dorothy Gingham Dress and laments, "if all Leg Avenue kit is this good quality, I will soon be penniless." Unfortunately yes, it's all that lovely! Read the review.
Maybe expecting a little too much from her Adam and Eve 8 Inch PleasureSkin Dildo was capetonian, though her partner will probably be glad to hear it! "My boyfriend could very well become redundant - pity it doesn't do kissing." Read the review.
Giving us our one-liner this week was f-bomb fan phuckmuppet. The Fleshlight Sex in a Can O'Doyle's Stout "got me so hot and I couldn't believe I was f-ing a bit of rubber in a beer can". The review speaks for itself!
Do you have any opinions on your sex toys, good, bad or indifferent? Why not test out some sex toys and let everyone know how it went by adding a new review.
Did you watch The Joy of Teen Sex on Channel 4 last night? Or have you caught up with the programme on 4OD? If you're wondering which toys and lubes the experts were suggesting, look no further.
Bodystockings. The great sexual divide of our nation. Whether you've tried them or not, you've probably got an opinion about whether bodystockings are sexy. And once you've fallen into the 'sexy' or 'not sexy' camp, you tend to stay there. But maybe they're worth a re-think?
What's been going on this week? (You'll be surprised to hear it's all been happening in brackets). Seriously, this week your sex toy reviews have been jam-packed with parenthetical asides (AKA 'stuff in brackets'). Read on to find out what's been said (in brackets).
This week's sex toy review round up
Having worn out an inferior bullet, Nic01 purchased the bestselling Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator and found there was no love lost for her old vibe. "(As much as I loved the first one, losing it was the best thing to have happened to me!)" Read the review.
Giving us our one-liner this week was bumble who gave the medicinal-looking Pjur Med Energy Glide lubricant a good testing. Not entirely sure about the warming qualities of the lube she kept a clean-up cloth nearby. After all, "(nothing says sexy quite like a wet flannel)." Read the review.
JabbyJab steps forward to explain what enthusiastic rabbit usage has done to the Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 G-Spot Vibrator. Worse for wear, the ears turned into a "bunny stump (surprisingly still quite satisfying though!)" Read the review.
Bashful Babe's review of the delicious Cake Kissable Body Butter waxed lyrical about the scent, but explained the moisturising properties left a little to be desired. "(Is it ironic that a moisturiser dries you out? Alanis Morissette has confused me.)" Read the review.
Loves huni's experience of the Tracey Cox Supersex Silicone Love Ring can be summed up as "Super ring, super sex, super orgasms" but warns "(good luck getting him to last once the toy is on and in place!)" Read the review.
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It's 2011 and all of the festive over indulgence had me hankering for the first peaceful week of the year, settling back into the mundane predictability of everyday life. It has been nice to go home and relax on my sofa after work with no pressure to find a dress, do yet another alcohol shop for visiting guests or prepare dinner for anyone but myself. Bliss.
I do get easily bored when I'm home alone though, so I'm turning to the Salegasm! for some new toys to play with. Not quite ready to let the indulgence of Christmas go, like a magpie I've been drawn to the luxury vibrators that have been snuck into our reductions without so much as a whisper, but I'm not letting it slip by unnoticed. I've had my eye on a few of the luxury vibes for some time and now I've found the perfect excuse for treating myself...for once!
Read on to see my lowdown of the biggest luxury toy bargains available now in the Lovehoney Salegasm!
As the clock strikes 12 you'll be faced with the same tiresome choices of New Year's resolutions that are admittedly done with a certain amount of lack-lustre intent and will inevitably be broken as soon as the January depression kicks in.
So why not set yourself on a different path for 2011 and invest in some changes that will improve your sex life and relationship? While everyone else will be suffering with their gruelling detox diets, you'll be kick-starting 2011 with sex-fuelled promise upon reading Lovehoney's Top Sex Resolutions.
I bet that you've got your new year resolutions all planned out, but hopefully you haven't forgotten to include your sex life in your list of things to improve in the coming year. Salegasm! has arrived just in time for you to pick up some incredible bargains that will propel your sex life into the next decade with a seriously satisfying BANG!
You may be happy and satisfied with your sexual routines, knowing that they're dead certs for sexual satisfaction, but there's a whole world of pleasure out there to experience. If you've never been adventurous with anal or liberal with lube and you're cautious about couple's toys, now is the time to try new things. Spark your own sexual revolution today with the hottest bargains in town from Salegasm!
Fleshlights have received rave reviews since their release in 1995 and are the best-selling male sex toy in the world. Over two million men worldwide are enjoying the pleasures of the various styles and textures of these innovative male masturbators and now, for a limited time, you can enjoy the Fleshlight experience for even less at Lovehoney.
From Boxing Day to New Year's Eve, three of our best-selling Fleshlights Girls will be on sale for just £45 each (regular price £62.99). Cheaper still are four of the best Ice Fleshlights, which are just £40 during the same period.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring... not even a Mantric Mouse. (As if!) It's Christmas Eve, so this week's sex toy reviews round-up is taking a totally festive twist, with some seriously sexy Christmas costumes.
This week's sex toy review round up
First up is the rather snuggly Sexy Santa Christmas Robe. Reviewed by two Lovehoney Forum members who sing its cuddly praises, wearing this is a great way to get a Christmas morning kiss under the mistletoe! Read Wizzie86's review and read masterandslave's review.
A fantastic freebie with Christmas costumes in 2010 was The Night Before Christmas Bikini, again reviewed by masterandslave and Wizzie86. It seems it certainly got the seal of approval as, "my boyfriend's eyes nearly popped out of his head when he first saw me in this".
So popular it has now sold out, the Christmas Sweetheart Costume received a glowing review from mish1611. We loved the idea that you could wear the sexy cropped jacket to instantly add festive cheer to any outfit! Read the review.
Because it's all about the accessories, juiceelucee reviewed the luxurious Temptress Long Gloves. "Great for adding to sexy outfits and stripteases!" Why not add to any other Christmas outfit for the complete look? Read the review.
All across the country, people will be waking up tomorrow to their partner dressed in the Naughty Knot Sexy Body Bow. As smileyy_b points out in her review, giving yourself for Christmas is a brilliant gift. Read the review.
Are you expecting some seriously sexy Christmas presents? If so, let everyone know how you got on with your sparkly new toys by adding a new review.