December 25th is sneaking up and you still haven't nailed that perfect gift for your man-friend. By day, you scour every conversational transcript, cherishing hopes of a gift-purchasing clue, by night, you endure night-terrors of your lover's teary face under the tree.
Well fret no more friend, as here I am in glorious Technicolor with a whole caboodle of stellar sex toy suggestions for your partner, to get his motor running and his frown upside-down.
Check out the videos below to see each of my 60-second summaries of the fabulous benefits of everything from performance masturbators to prostate massagers. Offering an in-depth look at each toy plus my personal take on what makes each one so special, get a swift and comprehensive overview of these choice picks in less time than it takes to eat an apple.
Can you believe we're half way through our 12 Days of Christmas Giveaways already? We can't! Make sure to check the blog daily over the next week, as our prizes get higher and higher in value every single day.
Today's prize wouldn't look out of place on your Christmas tree - it's the exquisitely beautiful Lovehoney Textured Sensual Glass Dildo (worth £19.99). We have 7 of these stunning dildos up for grabs today.
Sex toy fans know that glass dildos are wonderful for G-spot stimulation and temperature play. Ideal for solo play and couples fun, this dildo would make a great last-minute stocking filler for your lover.
Enter our competition below, and don't forget to tweet about the giveaway using the hashtag #LH12Days.
The world of women's lingerie seems infinite. From lace to latex, bodystockings to nipple tassels, there are countless ways for ladies to sex up their underwear collection and leave their lucky lover begging for more.
But hey, wait a moment. What about the fellas? Is it fair that, while the ladies flaunt their ruffles, bells and whistles, the sexiest smalls that you can muster are your trusty black boxers?
Now, all that is about to change. Say hello to LHM (that's Lovehoney Men, for those of you who want to know), our brand-spanking new collection of boxers, thongs, and accessories created for gents looking to soup up their sex appeal.
Channel your inner Bond in the tuxedo thong, or let your lover unlace a big surprise in the microfibre boxers - whatever your preference, we bet you'll find something you love.
Scroll down to see our top five picks from this fab new selection, or click here to see the complete collection.
Although generous to a fault, Santa draws the line at sexy gifts, leaving it up to you to cross 'sex toy' off your husband or boyfriend's Christmas list.
Undoubtedly your partner's perfect stroker, love ring or prostate massager exists somewhere within Lovehoney's toy trove. But with so many to choose from and limited alone time for clandestine purchasing, it's important to shop smart. That's why we've created this quiz!
A mere seven questions will funnel you from magnitudinous multiple choices to a single perfect product. Each of the potential recommended gifts are top-rated toys so as to minimise the chances of a poor choice.
Just be careful your lover doesn't already have the recommended item. If they do, simply give the quiz another go with a few altered answers.
You spend hours in the gym trying to improve your stamina and physique, so isn't it time you showed the same attention to your penis?
With a strapline like 'become better', you'd be forgiven for thinking this was some kind of self-help book, but the Blewit Pleasure + Performance Masturbator is your one-way ticket to epic sex for you and your partner.
Blewit's twisted octagon shape creates an ergonomic fit for both left and right-handed users and hands of all sizes.
The sleeve is multitextured for enhanced stimulation and its quickflip suction control and air tight seal creates a vacuum-like suction. You can even adjust the tightness!
You're probably wondering how masturbation can help your partner too (although I'm sure you don't need any excuse). Keep reading and all will be revealed...
The Weekend Collection comprises ten luxurious sex toys inspired by the books and is approved by E L James. Enjoy top quality silicone toys that are affordable enough to make seductive stocking fillers for your lucky partner.
Lovehoney co-founder Neal Slateford explains "We worked closely with E L James to create these must-have toys for any sensual weekend away or romantic night in. The small and sleek items are perfect for travel so Fifty Shades fans can add that Christian and Anatasia spark to their sexual scenarios anywhere in the world."
Ideal for beginners and Fifty Shades fans on a budget, the Weekend Collection includes jiggle balls, cock rings and nipple suckers.
Each month we choose our favourite new sex toy review (from our growing database of over 130,000!) to win a special £100 Lovehoney gift card. This month's winner delievered a champion review that was not only helpful but amusing - it's a perfect 10 from us! Get a taste from the below extract:
"And here we are at the start of the Kegel Olympics 2015. First up, representing Great Britain, is Caliente. She's a intermediate kegel exerciser, but at 36 she will have her age against her in this competition. Her previous personal best was with beginner jiggle balls at a featherweight of only 56g. She smashed the European beginner's record by easily holding them in all day without even feeling them move. But is she really ready for the heavyweight division? Today we're going to find out as she attempts the biggest challenge of her kegel career, the Fifty Shades of Grey Inner Goddess Silver Pleasure Balls, weighing in at a massive 221g. Can she lift these advanced balls and manage to complete the full snatch, clean and jerk?" Read the full review.
Read on below for the latest runners up and to find out how you can be in the running for next month:
If sex toys are like buses, then the pre-Christmas period is the stop where all three are coming at once.
We got a sniff of the upcoming festive rush last week, when two of the most highly anticipated sex toys came into Lovehoney HQ to be measured, profiled, photographed and generally pampered before going live on the site.
Both releases are from highly reputed companies. With one designed for clitoral use and the other as a male toy, everybody wins!
Grab one for yourself and be the first on the innovative pleasure bandwagon, or start stockpiling gifts for Crimbo and tuck one away for your lover (if you can wait that long to give it to them).