Lovehoney has over 36,000 sex toy reviews – making it the biggest resource of sex toy reviews in the world.
By reviewing sex toys on Lovehoney, you automatically enter our monthly competition to win £100 to spend on Lovehoney, and can also register to become a Sex Toy Tester. Only the best reviews make the grade, so this guide will help you write a great review.
When you review your purchases on Lovehoney, your aim is to give other people the information that they can’t find on the product page: an opinion on how it performs and whether you think it’s worth spending the money on.
The best reviews are those that help someone else make an informed decision about the right toy for them. It doesn't matter whether you loved a toy or thought it was awful, the most important thing is to describe how it made you feel and what someone else would find if they bought the same item.
Remeber to use your item a couple of times before you pass judgement on it. First impressions do count, but you might find your opinion changes (for better or worse) after a couple of sessions.
When writing a sex toy review for a Lovehoney, think about the following things:
Are you ready to fly first class? Flight by Fleshlight is a discreet and fantastically textured masturbator with an aerodynamic exterior and incredibly bumpy canal to take you to new heights of pleasure. Prepare for extreme turbulence!
Compact and ergonomic, the Flight has been redesigned to have a sleeker and more modern appearance overall.
At £49.99 it's an affordable way to experience the legendary Fleshlight - the world's #1 selling male sex toy.
So how does the Fleshlight Flight compare to other Fleshlights? What exactly is the case like, how does the opening look, and what does the texture feel like? Read on for the answers to all these questions and more...
At Lovehoney we use technology called heatmapping to show us the most popular areas of pages. Heatmapping places little coloured areas across a page, corresponding to how frequently they are clicked. Using this information, we can see how the layout of a page or list can be improved.
So for example, a heatmap of the left-hand navigation on our homepage looks something like the picture on the left.
However, recently, I was running a heatmap of our Sexy Lingerie page, and noticed something odd. People clicking on the pictures were clicking in, let’s say, rather specific areas of the image. It looked to me that the most popular areas of the image were either the boobs or crotch (see right).
Now, this could have just been a function of the type of lingerie being modelled - so I decided to test it!
Channel 4's Four Rooms is not your usual antiques programme, and last night alongside the score from Psycho and the chair J K Rowling sat on while she wrote Harry Potter, was an antique dildo dating from 1893. It stumped the group at first, till antiques dealer Celia Sawyer explained, "it's a dildo... quite a small one."
Complete with a US patent and a hollow centre for hot or cold water, this steel dildo is the ancestor of modern metal dildos and glass dildos used for sensory play.
A hand-me-down from her grandmother, the seller had high hopes of selling the dildo-cum-heirloom for a whopping £4,000. But alas, her resolve was not as steely as her dildo, as Jeffrey Salmon's offer of £1,111.11 was accepted - and sealed with a kiss! (No tongues though.)
Unfortunately, the deal was done before Gordon Watson could get a look in. Perhaps an unlikely admirer of the dildo, he said, "every fibre of my being, every single nerve-ending is ready to do whatever it takes to get the piece." Despite being "not quite my thing" Gordon Watson would have offered £3000, as a client of his is Belgium's largest collector of dildos.
Lovehoney's bestselling Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator has made its cinematic debut in French language film "L'Amore Dure Trois Ans" (Love Lasts 3 Years) directed by Frédéric Beigbeder. That's right, the sex toy in L'Amore Dure Trois Ans is a Sqweel!
The man holding the Sqweel in the film's trailer comments, "It's obviously a woman who invented this to ruin a man's life." How wrong he is though, as the inventor is none other than Mr Trevor Murphy!
You can see the Sqweel in L'Amour Dure Trois Ans trailer below at around the 1.28 mark.
Haven't started your Christmas shopping yet? Only got a few things? Starting to panic? You can still make sure you have a sexy Christmas to remember - and get maximum bang for your buck too.
I have something of a reputation for being a bargain hunter, so I've applied my wily ways to Lovehoney and have found some incredible offers, saving over £100 in some cases!
I'm going to show you how to get the absolute maximum out of our incredible Special Offers this Christmas so you can make the biggest impact, whether you're buying for her, for him or for you both.
Introducing the brand new silicone Lovehoney Oh! Rabbits. With 3 designs including Lovehoney Oh! Rabbit Slimline Vibrator for beginners, Realistic for fans of a lifelike feel and a G-spot vibrator with a slightly curved tip, these sculpted, completely waterproof rabbit vibes have been made to cater for individual needs and feature exciting rotating and vibrating functions.
As well as being completely waterproof, each Oh! Rabbit has been made with soft, high-quality silicone and has a quiet-yet-powerful motor to deliver intense sensations with hardly any noise distubrance.
Read on to discover more about Lovehoney's Oh! Rabbit vibrators...
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Lovehoney has over 36,000 sex toy reviews – making it the biggest resource of sex toy reviews in the world.
