Gorgeous ladies! If you're feeling a bit like Samantha Jones in that memorable episode of Sex And The City when she thought she had lost her orgasm, I can recommend a little something to get you back on track.
I too have felt a little lack-luster from time to time; hectic work schedules have often left me too tired and too stressed out to bring myself to that marvelous place called Orgasm Central. It happens to all of us at least once, but that does not mean we have to put up with it. Losing your sex drive and dreading the thought of unfulfilling hanky panky with your partner is enough to make any woman feign a headache and catch an early night's sleep.
If you naughty draw is brimming over with tons of different vibes, dildos and jelly dongs, yet you're still lusting for something a bit different, why not design your own sex toy?
Maybe you want to combine the vibrating ferocity of a Jack Rabbit vibe with the flexibility and 'couple friendly' style of a jelly double dong, or perhaps you fancy coming up with some kind of pocket sea monster to titillate and masturbate you in the bathtub?
Whatever your sex toy cravings, put pen, crayon or pubic hair shavings to paper and design a toy that you reckon would make thousands of people flip their orgasmic lids. Aside from the generous £1,000 prize money if you win, you could also have your sex toy design made a reality!
In association with international sexpert Tracey Cox and those sauce pots at Lovehoney and Orgasm Army, the most righteous erotic warriors ever, all you need to do is go to www.designasextoy.com and follow the online instructions.
One of the things you should know about me is that I appreciate a night in watching a great movie just as much as a night out prowling the streets with my best mates. And I'm not just talking about porno films, either. The Usual Suspects, Seventh Realm, Godfather II, Grease and Dirty Dancing (obviously!) are among my favourite films of all time.
But for all that lamenting, the film I watched last night, 9 Songs, could be classed as porn. I don't know whether any of you read the vast amount of interviews, features and articles written about the film and its stars when it was released two years ago, but 9 Songs (directed by Michael Winterbottom) is one of the most beautiful displays of eroticism I have seen in ages.
Trust me when I say, I would never recommend a perv-fest about courgette-shagging politicians or faeces loving swingers (unless that's what you're in to), but 9 Songs is a film you should watch at least once in your lifetime. The thing that made me gasp most is that the two stars, Margo Stilley and Kieran O' Brien, were not porn stars when they were cast for their roles, which makes what they do on screen way more horny than watching two seasoned pros display their moves like they have done a million times before.
There's nothing better than a sleek, smooth glass dildo worked between your legs for a tantalizing session of masturbation. Unlike plastic or silicone dildos, the glass variety look more sophisticated, can be heated up or cooled down, are produced in the most beautiful kaleidoscope of colours and will last for ages (provided you don't chip them).
I wasn't keen on the idea of having a huge chunk of glass thrust inside me when I was first approached about using one, but I soon changed my mind when given a Love Labs Ribbed 8-inch glass dildo. Slathering it in my favourite Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube, the titillating twists of the dildo's ribbed contours sensuously rubbed the inside of my vaginal walls and provided me with a delectable feeling when traced over my clit and nipples.
I've always used a flared-base dildo for anal play, but I have been known to use the tip of my Love Labs 8-inch for some fast anal thrusting if I'm incredibly horny! My top tip for using the Love Labs 8-inch glass dildo is to use it hot and wet. You can heat up your glass dildo by leaving it at room temperature for a few mins, then submerging it in a pan of hot water for five minutes. Once this is done you should empty out half of the tap water so that your dildo is part covered, then fill the pan with boiling water, remove the dildo and set aside for 25 minutes.
Then all you need to do is lube up your vagina and dildo, and lie back for some seriously hot glass dildo action!
You can buy the Love Labs 8-inch glass dildo at Lovehoney.
This may sound like a cliché, but I've always wanted to be fucked by a doctor. Every time I go for a check-up I look longingly at the examination table with its scratchy disposable paper and tartan blanket, and wonder what it would feel like for a sexy, well-built trainee doctor to strap my legs into those gynecological stirrups and have his wicked way with me.
I would love a trainee doctor to order me to strip down to my underwear, put on one of those cotton examination gowns, then slowly pull down my silk panties and leave them on the floor. He would then tell me to lie down on the table and place my legs in the two examination stirrups. While asking me intimate questions about my sex life, he would slowly run his hand up my thigh, lifting the examination gown as he moved.
Gently tracing his hands and fingers over the top of my thighs and abdomen, he would then work his way upwards and cup my breasts, spouting out the scientific term for each part of my body as his kissed and licked his way around... Femur, Sternum, Maxillae.
Sitting in a packed cinema isn't everyone's idea of a good night out, even if it is to watch the new Superman movie. So if you're desperate for some superhero action but can't face the crowds at your local Odeon, partake of some sexual heroics of your own. And there's no move more masterful looking than the Supergirl.
You don't need super hero powers to master this sexy position, but you do need some upper arm strength, a lot of confidence and a willingness to let your lover see your anus in all its glory! This position is just incredible for deep penetration and G-spot stimulation, and will make you and your partner explode with intense orgasmic rushes.
I came twice with the Supergirl move when play wrestling – naked – with this guy I met in Soho a few weeks back; a Scottish engineer called Tommy. After a few hours in bed we strayed in to my living room to explore other possible places to fuck on and in, and that's when we came up with this move. So if you fancy rocking your man's world with just one single move, bring out your inner Supergirl like this...
It's official: Sugar Rush is good for you!
No, I'm not talking about what would happen if you ate copious amounts of sweeties, chocolates and fizzy drinks, but the fantastic Channel 4 show Sugar Rush. Those of you who are already die-hard fans of the programme will know what I'm talking about. For those of you yet to turn on and tune in, Sugar Rush is a wickedly delicious show about a teenage lesbian called Kim, her dysfunctional family and her straight best mate (and long-time object of affection) Sugar.
Filmed on location in Brighton, Sugar Rush is now in its second series and things have been getting very naughty indeed! Kim has finally got over her Sugar fix with the help of new girlfriend and dildo buddy Saint, Kim's parents have joined a local swinging circle and her younger brother Matt has been indulging his semi-transvestite tendencies.
If you've never watched this immensely funny, sexy and intriguing programme before (it's on every Thursday at 11pm on Channel 4), you should seriously check it out. Series two of Sugar Rush is available from 21st of August, but don't wait that long: buy series one now and gen up before the second series arrives on your doorstep!
Sugar Rush is available to pre-order now from Amazon and Play.com.
When I was a teenager, l convinced myself that I would only give up my virginity if my then boyfriend lavished me with Belgian chocolates, Ingueza roses, Krug champagne, a sexy babydoll from Agent Provocateur and an expensive weekend away. Hell, I would have even settled for a single bed in the local Travelodge; anything would of been better than 10 seconds of painful thrusting under a soggy tree in a graveyard on a miserable October night. Still, I'd take that over the new phenomenon that has been whipping thousands of frustrated American teens into a frenzy...
As if it's not (physically) painful enough to pop your cherry in the first place, young adults in the States have been clambering over one another to take part in MTV's latest real life documentary: Virgin Diaries.
For three intriguing and perhaps excruciating months, MTV has filmed 10 young adults as they prepare to lose their virginity and 'deal with the consequences.' The show is set to air every Sunday at 9pm, starting on 27 August as part of the MTV Sex Season.
If trembling virgins getting it on sounds like your idea of hell, check out the frank and hilarious Sex: The Dirty Dozen, which apparently tackles sexually related taboos and features real-life diaries alongside interviews with celebs such as Pink, Artic Monkeys and ex-Busted star Matt Willis, along with the obligatory sexperts and a host of big-breasted glamour girls.
I've dressed up so many times as Princess Leia Organa in that infamous scene from Return Of The Jedi that I'm surprised my hair hasn't permanently kinked from those giant 'Danish pastries' she has on either side of her head. I can't even look at a gold bikini in the shops without having to stop myself from shouting, "Save me Luke!" I sometimes think I've got a mild touch of Star Wars-induced tourettes because of that damn bikini...
When I started dating Jimi I felt such a huge sigh of relief to hear that he didn't rate Return Of The Jedi. He was, "more of a Empire Strikes Back, man." Jimi was a cocktail waiter I'd met on a night out in Leeds. I was with a group of bondage enthusiasts whom I'd contacted through a fetish community on the web. My plan was to go out with them and get naughtily drunk and flirty, hoping that toward the end of the night there would be some kind of kinky initiation ceremony where they would tie me down, then fuck me, lick me and spank me all night long.