I have never been on a date with someone I've met through the Internet before, so agreeing to go on a date with a guy I met through myspace seemed reckless and thrilling, which is exactly why I agreed to it. I don't want to name the guy I went out a date with last Wednesday, mainly because it turned out to be a bit of a disaster and I don't want to embarrass him that much, so I'll refer to him only as 'Mr Myspace.'
Because it was a first for me, I thought you guys would enjoy a blow-by-blow diary account of my first ever myspace date; to revel in all my embarrassment, the cheesy one-liners I had to endure and how I wanted to dig a massive hole in the ladies toilets and bury myself there forever. So, here it is; an account of my date in all its glory. Enjoy!
Oh, no! Those wonderful, genius people at iBuzz are being threatened by Field Fisher Waterhouse LLP, a legal firm who represent Apple Computer Inc in intellectual property matters.
Apple believe iBuzz are guilty of copyright infringement regarding certain images used in their advertising campaign.
Check out the full story here: www.ibuzz.co.uk
The Indian Council Of Medical Reseach has just published results from a survey of over 1,000 Indian men about the size of condoms, and the results show the majority of international condom sizes are too big for them.
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How many people have myspace accounts these days? Two million? Three million? While I'm not exactly sure how many myspace users there are out there, I'm proud to say that I'm now officially one of them.
When I first pondered over the idea of setting up my own myspace account – you can visit me at www.myspace.com/badkittysdirtywords – I did question whether I was setting up an account just to fit in with everyone else or whether it was because I genuinely wanted my own myspace account to make new friends.
Since setting up my profile a few weeks ago, I've been slowly trying to add friends who would get turned on by my Dirty Words; who are in the sex industry or who just want to read something naughty from time to time. Even though my profile has only been up for a few weeks (I've been a bit naughty and haven't been looking for new friends to add yet), I've still been chatting with some very interesting and sexy new 'friends.'
I'm a bit of an exhibitionist, it has to be said. If I'm having a threesome I really go for it and put on my best porno performance – I just can't help it if I know someone's watching me. And when it comes to a video camera... holy cow, I'm just pure filth and there's nothing I won't do.
But even I was mesmerised by some of the footage I found on this devilish little website called Watch Me (www.watchme.com/watchme). People are uploading photos and videos of themselves getting it on in all kinds of positions. There's group sex, girls masturbating, threesomes, voyeurism, sex outdoors and sex filmed with mobile phones. There's even lapdancing and stripteases for those of you who want your own private show.
Log on and watch some of the videos now. Some of them are just plain funny, but there are a few diamonds among the rough. You know, the ones who are genuinely getting into getting each other off and that is immensely horny. My vibe and I had a really good time watching some of the videos last night, so check them out yourself and let me know which ones you love.
Hey, if any of you post a video or series of photos, let me know!
Christmas has come early this year. The lovely folk at Lovehoney have sent me a raunchy little present to play with – the brand new
iBuzz Two! I first got my hands on the iBuzz back last year, and considering how that little gem still rocks my world on a regular basis, you can understand why I was so excited to get its much naughtier little brother through the post.
Unlike the original iBuzz, the iBuzz Two is much sleeker, much smaller and much sexier because it has been designed for you AND your lover to use at the same time. With a gorgeous pink Rabbit attachment to tickle your clit and a juicy bobbled cock ring to send filthy vibrations through your man's penis, the iBuzz Two is the perfect toy for getting you both off at the same time...
Check out this story of a gay adult film star who is allegedly travelling to Israeli to entertain the troops and shoot two gay porn films through Lucas Entertainment...
Photograph: Barbara Nitke.
This week's guest is the incredibly talented and world-renowned porn actress, director, sex toy designer and jazz singer Candida Royalle. Having starred in many classic porn films and directed countless movies herself, who better than Candida to share her insights into the porn industry, what it takes to become a porn actress and, more importantly, what you should consider before taking your clothes off in front of a camera.
Do you, or anyone you know, use a webcame for erotic purposes? Do you broadcast yourself to an adoring fanbase from the privacy of your own bedroom? If so, I want to hear from you asap. What I have to tell you is very exciting, so if you're into webcams, drop me a line now! x x x
Whether it be to play or sleep, here are some of the outfits that have graced my Egyptian cotton cutwork sheets...
Dreamgirl babydoll with ruffles and matching thong
Hot pink La Senza chemise with no pants
Paul Frank tankini and girl boxers
Pure silk French knickers and matching camisole
Four-inch stilettos and a strip of PVC taped around my boobs and pussy
Black chiffon Agent Provocateur cut-away negligee and matching mini thong
Spunk and lube
A silk ribbon tied around my waist
Wrist and ankle cuffs with adjustable nipple clamps
Cropped spotted pyjama bottoms and cotton vest
Naughty Nurse costume outfit
Black mesh body stocking
Red velvet satin bow court shoes
Candy stripe cotton slip and matching dressing gown
Pink satin Wonderbra, thong and suspender belt with black lace hold-ups
Chocolate body paint
Printed, plunge-neck nightdress and satin pants
Diamonte pubic jewels
Pussy juice and scratch marks