How do you feel about this? Is your husband hurting you or are you happy with how he fondles your breasts?

If she ever asks you outright if you lied, admit you did and explain why (I suspect she’ll find it funny rather than be upset).

Oh for God’s sake! I’m writing my Closer Magazine column for the week and answering a question about age-gap relationships.

The person wants to know if I honestly think age-gap relationships work - she’s contemplating seeing a guy who’s 17-years older/younger (she doesn’t say which). “Is there any hope of it working out?” she asks...

Apparently men who climax twice a week are half as likely to die prematurely as men who only climax once a month.

Have you offered to trim the hair around all those areas to make it pleasant for her when she’s close to you? You never know, you might like the look and the feeling.

February 14th can feel a little exclusionary if you’re not paired off, even for the most adept pick up artists and players. Tracey Cox, sex and relationships expert, has even gone so far as rebranding Valentine's Day as "National Singles Awareness Day" to help redress the balance.

Valentine’s Day isn’t just irritating for singles, it also has the power to dredge up memories of the times you celebrated with an ex love and those happy times you shared. You can avoid crying over that t-shirt he left behind or hugging that teddy bear she bought you, even though you think its possibly the tackiest thing you ever laid eyes on. You can navigate through the neurotic mess that Val Day may create if you follow these quick and easy steps:

Today is Valentine’s Day - otherwise known as National Single Awareness Day. Just the right time to remind any singles out there (I’m one this year!) that while being single might suck (just a little) on Valentine’s Day, it’s not all bad!

Often it takes only one PE episode or a negative reaction from a partner to start you worrying. And worry only aggravates the problem.

It’s four days to Valentine’s Day and if you’re like most couples I know, the emphasis for February 14th will be on doing something ‘romantic’. Go for it - but when you’re done with the flowers and bubbles and three-course dinner, sign up for my 10-day sex challenge to make sure you keep sex as well as love alive!

Starting on Feb 14th, I’m going to give you a daily task designed to push you both out of that comfortable but heading-for-a-rut routine lots of couples find themselves in once they’ve past the horny honeymoon period. Some of the tasks are simple and doable on the day. Others need a bit of planning or time to get right. Ideally, you’d do the tasks daily but if that’s not possible (babies, jobs, life) turn it into a ten week task and do one a week instead of once a day. (Just don’t do less than one a week or the whole thing will lose its momentum!)

The idea behind the challenge is to remind you that great sex doesn’t just happen, you have to make it happen! By the end of the challenge, you should know more about each other’s wants and needs, have a few new techniques or positions to add to the ‘favourites’ pile, had sex more regularly and - most importantly - had more interested, varied sex.

With everything from bed picnics to three-ways (not that type), sex contracts and how to master the world’s most popular intercourse position, there’s something to tickle everyone’s fancy.

Sign up for the challenge on Tracey Cox's Facebook page, or follow Tracey Cox on Twitter.

Official Twitter hash tag: #hotsexchallenge.

1. Rushing into it.

A few pathetic fumbles to check if she’s wet does not make her ready for you to plunge on in. Unless you’re both fired up for a quickie, keep that penis away until you’ve paid some lip service and at least inserted some fingers to check she’s lubricated and ready for you.