Ha ha ho ho hee hee! Must be feeling better. Went to see my mum then to the gym but rushed my workout as kept on thinking about Shane, his gorgeous body and… lots of other things! ;-)
After he had picked me up from town, we just starting kissing passionately, deeply in that way that I love, running our hands over one another’s bodies… I fell to unzipping his trousers and knelt down in front of him so I could lick, stroke and fondle him...
And finally take him into my mouth whilst grasping his firm buttocks in my hand. He’s so big I can’t get all of him in my mouth. No, it’s not my technique - it is his size.
The first time I saw him my jaw dropped open and I think I said something along the lines of, “You’re going to put that inside me??!”. Shane assured me that I would stretch with time and I have done (but I bounce back well!). We still tend to have sex in missionary position though as it’s the most comfortable and… I quite like the feeling of him dominating me!
Also, it allows for the most visual stimuli for us I think. Watching expressions on faces and bodies react… and being able to kiss! I know it sounds boring… But it’s definitely not.
Shane came in my mouth this last time and I’m sorry to say that the sweetness yesterday must have been the copious amounts of fruit he had eaten rather than being a result of the pill-taking.
Oh yeah and we tried the love ring that we were sent as one of the gifts when we agreed to partake in the trial. Let me tell you, I have a number of vibrators and a pocket vibrator kit and all sorts but most of them get left in the drawer unused after an initial period of fascination.
I really just love focussing on Shane’s bits and his gorgeous body! BUT the love ring was quite nice as it wasn’t intrusive. Shane popped it onto his cock and turned it on so that it started vibrating against me every time he pushed all the way inside me. It really was quite nice. Different. Note: will try again.
Well, I have just found out that Shane ate two apples and a banana yesterday plus some stewed apple in the evening and lots of other stuff so perhaps the news I have for you isn’t really as amazing as I thought at the time of the discovery.
Last night, after getting ready for bed and snuggling up, I noticed that Shane was kissing me even more amorously than usual.
I said to him, teasingly, “Are you feeling randy baby?”. He said a little defensively, “Yes, is there anything wrong with that? We haven’t had sex for a while.”
This is, in fact and unfortunately, very true. I was ill for a period of six weeks with problems down there of some unknown origin that only cleared up when the doctor blasted my body with a combination of antibiotics (high dose 2400mg of antibiotics a day). After that it was that time of the month so… We’ve just not been able to express our love for each other with the usual degree of enthusiasm...
So last night, we made love. It was just great. And, at the end, I moved quickly to ensure that Shane came in my mouth. And… his come tasted sweet! He never tastes quite that sweet. I’ll have to check again tonight I guess...
We did make love again this morning (I love waking up next to Shane – every morning is such a delight but I won’t bore you with my nauseatingly sweet sentiments regarding such matters). But he came inside me. A well overdue event in light of the recent weeks of abstinence.
Well, chaps and chappesses. Winter's here. If this is the only time in the next just under a month or so that you hear about me being ill... Count yerselves lucky!
I've stuffed myself silly with food tonight. All good healthy stuff. Enjoyed a couple of glasses of wine and yes, although during the day I was really looking forward to snuggling up with my dearest... Now all I feel like doing is snuggling up with my pillow!
My day was good - started in the new department. I won't rant and rave about it though as who knows how it will pan out. I'm always too enthusiastic abt everything!
Anyone who's listening, write and tell me about your weekend. Me? I'll be resting... M.
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Day: Thursday 14/9/06
Circumstances: Long-ish relaxed one before we go to sleep
How did he taste? Grass / avocado
Sperm Test Rating: 2 (1=normal, 100=Golden Delicious Apple)
After a long boring day at work, I decided to go through to the bedroom to watch a DVD. Jason joined me after a few minutes. I turned off the DVD because we like talking in bed...
We decided to donate our bodies to medical science for the evening and do another tasting session. I started off by kissing his plums, and suddenly realised that since we accidentally bleached his pubic hair, it's like kissing Worzel Gummidge.
I hastily moved onto smoother pastures and he was soon panting like a dog in a hot car. He produced a fine specimen of baby gravy, but not yet apple flavoured (or flavoured by anything else he'd consumed - curry, nectarines or Pot Noodle).
Day: Thursday 14/9/06
Circumstances: Quick but intense one before going to bed.
How did he taste? Sweet
Sperm Test Rating: 1 (2=normal, 100=Golden Delicious Apple)
Oh, oh, oh... I'm dying! Well... I guess I'm not really. J I just have a cold. But everything is a real struggle so thank you to my awesome boyfriend who picked me up from the supermarket after a long day and then cooked a very yummy dinner. He even made me a hot toddy! (Highly recommend ginger wine.) I am such a lucky girl.
Well, you guessed it: no tasting today. And we had such plans. Well, at least I know why I've been eating like a horse for the past few days – I had those vile cold germs brewing up inside me! If you're ill like me, hope you feel better soon. For those of you who feel well... Well, there's a lot of it going around...
I cleared my desk today at work. Tomorrow is going to be a tough day although I can't say why as it wouldn't be very politically (or legally!) correct and would involve me talking about some work issues that I just can't talk about. But things are going to get better! I am determined... (And, boy, I don't make up my mind often but when I do heaven help the world!)
So... Even shorter blog today. Sorry for slacking but feel cr*p.
I was woken early this morning by Jason's protuberance pressed up against me, but before I had a chance to make use of it my alarm went off and I had to get up for an 8.30 meeting at work.
I spent the day thinking of what I could do to him when I got home, however it was my turn to be the ice-cream tonight (Lyon's Maid .. or should that be Loins Maid?) and to cut a long story short I ended up with his soon-to-be apple sauce inside me instead of my mouth - no tasting tonight then! Well not without some nifty yoga positions...
I'm pooped tonight. I had a good, long, hard workout at the gym... And then had fish and chips for dinner! Well, I'm sorry but it's just one of the perils of living almost right next door to a fish and chip shop. It's just too easy! Low cal day tomorrow. Well, I'll try.
My appetite's through the roof these days. And the other appetite? Well, it's just starting to gear up again after that time of the month. Looking forward when we both have some time at home doing nothing together so we can take some time to do something!
We're very close and kissy and cuddly (although not when we're out) and I just love everything about Shane! He's got such kissable lips and I love the way he grabs me! What a man! Hm. Not sure how much I should tell you here... ;-) We'll see. I'll try and gauge how much I can say! Or how much I should say... But no, we haven't been at it like rampant bunnies tonight. Hmmm. We need to book some time in!!!
Work was OK... I'm about to move departments within the company so... Just gearing up for that and hoping that everything will go OK. You know how it is: you want to impress everyone but don't want to seem as though you're arse licking. Well, I don't like to think I'm coming across that way.
Ooooh. I'm so tired tonight I'm not sure how much you're going to get out of me. I'm going to take it easy tomorrow night and start planning for our party in October. It's taken us a year to get over the last one! Trust me. The carpet was SOAKED in beer and we had to tell the last DJ to stop at about eight o'clock in the morning. Our bedroom floor and our bed were covered in people. No, not like that! Lol Just people lying around talking and some in various states of... well. Just various states! That was a night and a half!
Hm. I have just checked out whether there are any comments on the blog. But there was nowt. Only managed to notice a typo in my last diary entry. Laid bear???! I laid a bear. Painful. Sorry. I missed that one.
A dopo (until later in Italian).