• Lubricants such as ID Glide and Astroglide can help off-set the side-effects of lower oestrogen says Suzi Godson in The Times's Body & Soul section.

    "Because oestrogen and testosterone play such a big a part in libido, women who decide not to take HRT sometimes experience a dip in their sex drive," says Suzi. "One of the most common side-effects of declining oestrogen -- lack of lubrication -- is one of the easiest to rectify."

    Day: Wednesday 11/10/06
    Time: 8:30am
    Location: In the living room
    Circumstances: End of the experiment
    How did he taste? Neutral
    Sperm Test Rating: 6
    (1=normal, 100=Golden Delicious Apple)

    Well, I don't know how we did it but we seem to have a day 31. I promise it's the last day though. We had to have one last check of Jason's spunk. It was early evening and Jason was at his desk. I turned his chair round, unzipped his trousers and got to work.


    Unfortunately still no apple. I must say, at the start of the experiment I was convinced it was going to work, so I am very disappointed. But Jason's very happy - he did get lots of blow-jobs after all.

    Day: Tuesday 10/10/06
    Time: 10:30am
    Location: In bed
    Circumstances: One to check the taste, last thing at night
    How did he taste? Neutral, hint of sweetness
    Sperm Test Rating: 7 (1=normal, 100=Golden Delicious Apple)

    Jason got home about 8pm. I decided to have an early night and Jason followed not long after me. We had to have a tasting as we've only got a couple of days left of our experiment. Well, some women have bad hair days, but I think I was having a bad blow-job day. Some days I feel like an Olympic standard fellatrix, but tonight I was just rubbish at it. No teasing, no co-ordination, no saliva. But we managed a successful result anyway. Apart from the couple of spurts I got in the eye.....

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    I had to be in work early, so I was up with the lark (but not with thrush thankfully). Anyway, ornithology aside...


    Finished work and then rushed off to my voluntary work, chaired a meeting and finally got home about 8pm. I had a vodka or two to wind down after all that and by the time I caught up with my emails, it was way past our bed-time. No sex, no blow-jobs and no tastings.

    Well, I couldn't sleep this morning and so I decided to wake Shane up by burrowing down under the sheets and taking his limp cock in my mouth. It didn't stay its tender state for long. It neverd does, which is something that always turns me on even more. We ended up having sex in the shower as we decided that we did have to start getting ready for work afterall but that maybe we could compromise by combining two activities: making love and showering. Oh and of course it is much more eco-friendly to share a shower with a friend... ;-)


    Shane came in my mouth as I knelt in front of him to finish him off and I'm sorry to say that there was absolutely no hint of the taste of apple. :-(


    Despite the wonderful start to the day, the rest of it was pretty normal. Nice. But normal. :-)















    Day:Sunday 8/10/06
    Time:11:00am
    Location:In bed
    Circumstances:A long-ish relaxed 'good morning' one before getting out of bed
    How did he taste?Neutral
    Sperm Test Rating:6
    (1=normal, 100=Golden Delicious Apple)

    Jason had a severe case of morning glory that looked like it needed attending to, so I woke him up with a blow-job. A slightly more leisurely affair than the previous one. If it was an ice-cream cone, I would have been nibbling the chopped nuts, licking the drips and rubbing my tongue over the frozen strawberry sauce, rather than shoving it all in my mouth at once. It didn't seem very appley - I hope we're not diluting it by making Jason come too often.

    We got up, had a lazy day and then went to bed, where Jason sent the Salty Sailor in to explore my mirky depths....

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