It won't have escaped your notice that it's spider season. They're everywhere at the moment. But, there's one spider that'll be welcome sneaking in to your bedroom: the Halloween-themed Death by Orgasm Black Widow Spider vibe.
And if you want to play a prank on your partner, take Hella's advice and leave it in the shower. Shudder!
Here at Lovehoney we've been celebrating World Egg Day - and we're so eggcited!
Between TENGA eggs and vibrating love eggs, there's plenty of cracking reasons to shop at Lovehoney.
As usual, we've brought together the best in sex news from the web for your enjoyment. So sit back and enjoy Lovehoney's weekly sex news round up.
But it doesn't end there - because we're so excited about Egg Day, we've decided to give away a dozen limited edition TENGA eggs (pictured left, worth £9.99 each) to a dozen lucky readers!
All you have to do is comment on this blog post to enter. This competition runs until Friday afternoon, so get commenting and we'll announce the winner on Lovehoney's Week in Sex News next Sunday. Best of luck!
Erotica is everywhere at the moment. Wherever you go there seems to be someone eyeing up a new sensual-looking book cover or thumbing through the pages of Fifty Shades of Grey.
This newfound surge of love for sexy stories hasn't gone unnoticed by Lovehoney, and you can help us with our research by taking the Erotic Story Survey.
By completing the survey you'll be entered for a chance to win a Magic Pleasure Bundle worth over £100, which contains the top-rated Lovehoney Magic Wand Deluxe, sensual Durex Play O Gel and Lovehoney Tease Me Beginner's Bondage Kit.
It doesn't matter whether you're a seasoned erotic story lover or if you've only read Fifty Shades of Grey, we're looking to find out what you enjoy and how you like to do your reading.
In the wake of Fifty Shades of Grey, we've suddenly seen nipple clamps become more mainstream - sneaking their way into bedrooms across the country. We decided to have a look at the clamps available on Lovehoney and realised that some are so beautiful they are better suited to the jewellery box than the bedside drawer...
There's never a dull moment in the Lovehoney office, but this week has been especially exciting - between our little announcement and some heartwarming customer feedback, we've been kept busy.
But once again the weekend has rolled around, and as usual this Sunday we've scoured the best of the internet for your lazy morning reading pleasure.
We've brought you the regular mix of fascinating sexology articles and sex-related surveys, as well as a heads up on new Lovehoney products.
Sit down with a coffee (the stainless steel butt plug is optional) and enjoy Lovehoney's latest round up of sex news.
Photo featuring the nJoy Pure Butt Plug by ruffledsheets.
Write a sex toy review for Lovehoney and you could be in with a chance to win a whopping £100 to spend on whatever you like!
Review of the Month
This month's winning review of the Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator creates poetry in the face of adversity. Black Eyed Bunny's name seems very apt!
A Cautionary Tale
"Vibrators are fun and just the toy,
For a first time buy for a girl and boy.
Because while they hum and do their thing,
They make you giggle and your body go zing..."
Read the full review by Black Eyed Bunny.
Each month we also choose a selection of highly commended reviews and reward them each with a whopping 2,000 Lovehoney Oh! Points to spend as they wish, or perhaps save up to spend on a luxury sex toy.
Read on to find out who were the runners up.
Happy autumn everyone! It might be cold outside but it’s still red hot in the Lovehoney Community where we’ve received a whole heap of saucy user photos for September’s Model of the Month competition.
We saw an emerging A/W 2012 trend of ‘black and white ass photos’ throughout September but our winner had the edge by adding some colour retouching to really make her image stand out.
Congratulations to Lorens for her sexy photo featuring the Dreamgirl Black Diamond All-in-One Sheer Dress and Stockings Set. Lorens wins £100 to spend at Lovehoney.
To be in with a chance of winning either £100 to spend on Lovehoney or 2,000 Oh! Points, upload a picture of yourself or your partner between now and 30th of September showing off a Lovehoney product.
To see our runners up, read on...
Hundreds of thousands of words get written at Lovehoney every year. As a writer and editor, it’s my job to make sure they're right. Getting it right is important. After all, if we can’t spell you’re not really going to want to give us your credit card details, are you?
Writing about sex can get us a bit over-excited, so a combination of fat fingers and a fast pace often leads to mistakes that are - thankfully - mostly picked up before they go live. Here are some of our favourite (and common) errors.
Please, add your own nominations below...
On Lovehoney's contact page, amongst the "Where's my order?", "Technical site help" and "Question about a product" options, there's one called "I want to say something nice".
Have you ever seen it? Have you ever wondered what happens if you use it?
These emails get forwarded to the entire company.
On a day when the steam's coming off our fingers from coding and writing, or the queue of returns is longer than ever, being told 'something nice' gives everyone a warm glow. More than that, though, it's feedback like this that makes us feel that we don't just work in a sex toy warehouse - we're the sexual happiness people.
Here is one that was so uplifting, we wanted to share it:
We don't wish to hijack Toy With Me Tuesday (perish the thought!) so we ummed and ahhed about this one. But, it's been such a huge project for us here at HQ and we're excited to let the meme-followers be first in on the secret we've all been sitting on for such a long time: the announcement of the Official Fifty Shades of Grey Collection.