• Well, we are well aware of the popularity of sex toys spreading far and wide in the last decade or so, but it looks like our business has some serious heritage...

    Researchers have discovered an ancient stone phallus in a cave in Germany, and have dated it to be around 28,000 years old. At 20cm long and 3cm wide, it's giving the Future Tech Ultra 7 Jessica Rabbit vibe a run for its money, although we wouldn't be able to recommend a sex toy cleaner for this prehistoric 'tool'...

    Found in the Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura, the precise use of the object has been pinpointed by Professor Nicholas Conard, from the department of Early Prehistory and Quaternary Ecology, at Tübingen University.

    "It's highly polished; it's clearly recognisable," said Professor Conard. "In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints." Whilst we don't sell any vibrators that double up as lighters, if there is a market out there do email us and we will endeavour to find a solution for you.

    Extend your overdraft and get a little sextra from the bank of lurve! Four cheque books from the Bonk of Eros (groan) are available, each promising titillating treats for lovers. An interview with your bonk manager will never be the same again. (Now sing the heading to the tune of 'Sex Bomb'.)

    Click here: Sex Cheques

    It's the Backless Thong! Click here!
    Girls! Put an end to visible panty line misery! Banish hungry-bum syndrome! Introducing the incredible Backless Thong! We couldn't quite believe our eyes either, but it works! The Backless Thong is possibly the most important contribution to the sum total of human happiness since the invention of laughter. We'd stake our G-strings on it!

    Click here: Backless Thong

    Forget the Golden Gate Bridge, the best thing about San Francisco is the super-ace Good Vibrations sex store. We've teamed up with or transatlantic cousins to bring you the best Good Vibrations products, including Slip Inside Lubes and Gels and the rather perty Golden Boy prostate massager. We'll be selling boat trips to Alcatraz next! (Not really.)

    Click here: Good Vibrations toys and lubes

    STOP EVERYTHING! The sun's gone to our heads and we've slashed the price of the Top Cat Waterproof Jelly Vibe with Clit Stim to a measly weasly £4.99. It's a long, multi-speed vibrator with powerful clitoral stimulator shaped like a hare's out-stretched legs to race you to orgasm. BUT BUT BUT! The price will be back up to £15.99 at 4pm Friday 22 July. So order now while you get change from a fiver!

    Click here: £4.99 Waterproof Jelly Vibe

    We've heard of stealing knickers from a clothes line, but this is ridiculous!

    A builder on the Scilly Isles has been found guilty of stealing sex toys and women's underwear from islanders.

    As if that wasn't mortifying enough for the victims, 11 woman were even dragged into court to identify their underwear and sex toys... Wonder if any of them 'fessed up to owning a
    3 Bangs Mega Dildo!


    Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe now at Lovehoney!
    Lovehoney goes to the ends of the Earth (well, Switzerland) to bring you the best sex toys. The Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe is the ultimate incarnation of the flabergasmic (!) stimulator designed by Dr Ruth Westheimer, the world-renowned sex therapist.

    The Top Deluxe is the new 2005 model that has more power, the Golden Spoon attachment and 8 stimualating heads. If you already have an Eroscillator, follow the link below to see the great new attachments you can buy. Only available in the UK at Lovehoney!
    Click here: See all Eroscillator 2 products

    Not that we're obsessed with Durex or anything, but the lip-smacking skin-tingling Durex Mint Tingle Lube is as much fun we've had with slippery stuff in ages! Try it and you won't be disappointed. And for extra fun, try the new Durex Mint Tingle condoms for size - more fun than sucking on an Extra Strong!

    Click here: Durex Tingle Condoms and Lube


    Durex Vibrations Love Ring now at Lovehoney!
    Durex doesn't just mean safe sex - it means better sex! The new Durex Vibrations Love Ring gives 20 minutes of vibrating pleasure for him and her. Easy to turn on and off, part of the fun is working out which way to wear it for most pleasure!
    Click here: Durex Vibrations Love Ring

    Kinky leather bondage fun at Lovehoney!

    Go on, admit it - you like to tie your partner up!

    We've introduced a massive new range of top-quality leather bedroom bondage gear, including wrist cuffs, ankle cuffs, slave collars, masks, paddles and whips (ouch!)

    To find out more, visit our BDSM section now.

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