• Someone's made a real dick of himself..."A Steilacoom student is fighting a decision by school officials to suspend him for three days after he appeared in an inflatable penis costume outside another school’s homecoming dance, KIRO 7 Eyewitness News reported." [full story and video link at Pervscan]

    Having trouble reaching orgasm during intercourse with your partner? It's something that happens to a lot of women, and it's not something to be necessarily considered as a problem - so says Don Lykins, agony uncle for the Tampa Bay Times. Don has plenty of recommendations of how to stimulate yourself more, including using vibrators. Don't be shy - give it a try!

    BoingBoing highlights Salon.com's article on condom patent lawsuit that's currently going on. Apparently Trojan's high tech Twisted Pleasure condom, which features "a unique spiral design and spring action", is allegedly a take-off of PTI's Pleasure Plus condom and so they claim they've lost millions in infringed patent rights. Who knew such chicanery went on behind the scenes of the humble French letter?

    SEATTLE (Reuters) - An Oregon woman whose doctor convinced her that he could cure her lower back pain by having sex with her is suing him and his medical clinic for $4 million, according to legal documents obtained on Monday.

    LONDON (Reuters) - A pink hummingbird battled with a weather-beaten shed on Monday for the Turner prize, one of the world's most contentious art awards, but they face stiff competition from a pair of pallid buttocks.

    NewsWales: After a report that sexual diseases are rising in Wales America's biggest maker of condoms is negotiating a scheme to give Cardiff taxi drivers condoms to give to their cients.

    Drivers would hand the Trojan condoms out to passengers who request them on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays after a 10.30pm watershed. The scheme in Cardiff will be supported by local media, flyers and posters in clubs and bars.

    The redoubtable Slashdong tells us some people reckon that it's only a matter of time before breast implants start multitasking. Soon your boobs will be bouncing to the funky beat of their inbuilt MP3 player - the BoobPod.

    New Delhi, India (AHN) - "A Finnish man has been arrested in a New Delhi suburb for playing a porn movie too loudly. The man and his partner, an Indian woman, were taken by police after their neighbors complained."

    Ladies, form an orderly queue...

    LONDON, Ontario. - Tyler Ing doesn't believe in haircuts - at least not on his nipples. The 20-year-old University of Western Ontario engineering student has made it into the 2006 Guinness Book of Records with a curious claim: the world's longest nipple hair. The record-setting black strand dangling from Ing's right nipple measures a startling 8.89 centimetres. "There are a few contenders on me, but that's the longest one," said Ing, who has never trimmed or plucked his hirsute teats.

    "A Mr Kang who went to a private hospital to have foreskin resection has lost more than he expected, the Xinmin Evening News reported Friday. Kang, a middle-aged man, read an advertisement and went to a private hospital in Jinshan District on September 8. He followed doctor’s instruction to take a course of microwave 'heliotherapy'. After one hour, Kang noticed that his penis had been burned black and was painful. He had difficulty passing water but the doctor had gone off work and he could find nobody to help him. On the following day, the doctor tried to treat the inflammation and advised Kang to try other hospitals. Urologists found that Kang's penis had been so severely ‘cooked’ that the burned parts had to be excised reducing the size of the penis. The president of the private hospital admitted an 'accident' had occurred but asserted that the 'operation' had been performed according to the instructions set out on the ‘heliotherapy’ manual and it was the first time that such an accident had occurred, Xinmin said." —Shanghai Daily (China) [via Pervscan]

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