I have never been on a date with someone I've met through the Internet before, so agreeing to go on a date with a guy I met through myspace seemed reckless and thrilling, which is exactly why I agreed to it. I don't want to name the guy I went out a date with last Wednesday, mainly because it turned out to be a bit of a disaster and I don't want to embarrass him that much, so I'll refer to him only as 'Mr Myspace.'
Because it was a first for me, I thought you guys would enjoy a blow-by-blow diary account of my first ever myspace date; to revel in all my embarrassment, the cheesy one-liners I had to endure and how I wanted to dig a massive hole in the ladies toilets and bury myself there forever. So, here it is; an account of my date in all its glory. Enjoy!
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Buying something expensive and decadent just because you want to experience the thrill of buying it even though you can't afford it is something we've all done at least once in our lives.
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How many people have myspace accounts these days? Two million? Three million? While I'm not exactly sure how many myspace users there are out there, I'm proud to say that I'm now officially one of them.
When I first pondered over the idea of setting up my own myspace account – you can visit me at www.myspace.com/badkittysdirtywords – I did question whether I was setting up an account just to fit in with everyone else or whether it was because I genuinely wanted my own myspace account to make new friends.
Since setting up my profile a few weeks ago, I've been slowly trying to add friends who would get turned on by my Dirty Words; who are in the sex industry or who just want to read something naughty from time to time. Even though my profile has only been up for a few weeks (I've been a bit naughty and haven't been looking for new friends to add yet), I've still been chatting with some very interesting and sexy new 'friends.'
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