A couple of mildly diverting sex-related stories spotted in the papers: The Sun adds to that old tabloid standby, the inappropriate 999 call, the story of a man calling the police after his wife refused to have sex with him. Apparently he complained that he was being denied his 'matrimonial rights' and wanted an ambulance crew to 'examine' her. The request was denied. To read the full story click here. For similar situations we recommend Fleshlights or, if the object for the couple was an actual medical examination, our broad range of medical toys.
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Holy cow, I've just had a horizontal clit hood piercing. I've got a captive bead ring pierced into my clitoral hood and it looks sexy as hell.
It feels a bit strange right now and my clit looks a little bigger than usual, but apparently that's because of the increased flow of blood.
My clit is quite large anyway and it sticks out from my, ahem, lips, which is great for clitoral piercing because piercing a clit that's too small could result in nerve damage apparently.
What your man eats will affect the taste of his sperm. If he's a clean-living, grass juice-drinking vegan, then hoorah for you – his sperm probably tastes divine. For the rest of us who date beer-swilling, chain-smoking, burger-loving guys who could care less about what their sperm tastes like as long we either a) agree to swallow it b) have it spurted over our face and tits or c) a bit of both.
Take Lovehoney's new Desert Island Survey and you'll be in with a chance of winning £100 of sex toys. You know Desert Island Discs - it's the Radio 4 programme where celebrity chooses the records, book and luxury item than they'd like to be castaway with. So we thought it would be fun to find out what else people would rather take on to a desert island - chocolate, a vibrator or their boyfriend... Tell us!
And if all this talk of islands has got you in the holiday mood, check out Wicked Words Sex on Holiday for a really raunchy read...
I know I keep going on about the Rabbit vibrators range, but that's because they truly are vibrational works of art that demand to be talked about.
Today, I treated myself to the new Lovehoney Silver Jessica Rabbit Vibrator, and at just under £30 it was worth every penny.
After popping in the required four AAA batteries I immediately flicked the on switch and plumped straight for the highest speed available. As the immensely powerful vibrations shot through my hand that I was using to hold the vibrator shaft, I knew there was only one place good enough to try out this waterproof wonder...
Fancy a new sex toy? Well, before you start surfing your favourite sex toy website, make sure you read this saucy little excerpt taken from a short erotic story called 0, written by Nuala Deuel and featured in Black Lace's Wicked Words Sex And Shopping .
Most of you use our toys - even the Fleshlight - together, and manage to make everything from the Ass Shaker to the Snowman Spanking Paddle part of a stable, loving relationship. On the strength of a couple of reviews we've seen recently on Orgasm Army, though, it looks like some of you might be getting a little too close to your toys. Better watch out, or you'll end up slavering over Serenity's Perfect Feet. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. We present these reviews in the spirit of humour and full disclosure about the toy mania that can strike anyone - anywhere...
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We all know what doggy style means, but for those of you who don't, it's when the women gets up on all fours and her partner penetrates her pussy from behind. You can even lower your back and boobs so that they're resting on the bed with your bottom arched in the air, providing you and your lover with a greater sense of deep penetration.