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    Fancy a quick one on the way home from work tonight? There's tons of different ways you can do it, but my favourite is having sex in the passenger seat.

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    A couple of mildly diverting sex-related stories spotted in the papers: The Sun adds to that old tabloid standby, the inappropriate 999 call, the story of a man calling the police after his wife refused to have sex with him. Apparently he complained that he was being denied his 'matrimonial rights' and wanted an ambulance crew to 'examine' her. The request was denied. To read the full story click here. For similar situations we recommend Fleshlights or, if the object for the couple was an actual medical examination, our broad range of medical toys.

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    Holy cow, I've just had a horizontal clit hood piercing. I've got a captive bead ring pierced into my clitoral hood and it looks sexy as hell.

    It feels a bit strange right now and my clit looks a little bigger than usual, but apparently that's because of the increased flow of blood.

    My clit is quite large anyway and it sticks out from my, ahem, lips, which is great for clitoral piercing because piercing a clit that's too small could result in nerve damage apparently.

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