• Another fruity story from the Erotic Book Club Sex Stories forum. And no, it's not about a boy made out of paper. Because that would be anything but erotic - he'd go all soggy, for a start...

    Poor old Peter Sullivan. As reported in the Metro on May 14 in an article entitled Rodeo Romeo fails to impress, this fitness trainer allegedly sent a prospective date an email link to his website, asking her what she thought of photos of him dressed up in cowboy outfits, kickboxing and doing the splits.

    'Girls just wanna have fun', as a garishly painted pop star of yesteryear once sang, and that's all as it should be. But what about boys? With all the fuss about rabbit vibrators in the shops and the media, it's easy for boys to feel left out. Girls had a Sex and the City episode famously featuring a rabbit - we want to see something like the Anal Sensations vibrator, an also-ran entry in our Design a Sex Toy competition, appearing in the middle of an episode of Top Gear for equivalent impact, gawking in astonishment as a presenter describes the exquisite double action of the perineum massager and the anal banger. Don't we? Boys?

    Penny Birch's Naughty Naughty

    According to a recent survey of 5000 women by play.com, books maketh the man. Or, at least, when asked which book would encourage them to chat up a reader on the tube, the polled women were most likely to be impressed by Romeo and Juliet, suggesting a romantic lover, and Benjamin Graham's The Intelligent Investor, which indicates that the reader has lots of money (no surprises there, then).

    The Orgasm Army Sex Stories Forum is coming up trumps these days, with several full-length stories. Here's Trial by Sperm, another tale from Orgasm Army cadet jallen944, and it's a scorcher!

    Whatever next! My friend just told me about a sex move called the Randy Wrestling Roll, which involves rolling around on your bed or floor with your man while his penis is rammed inside you.

    Cutie Rabbit Tickler Mini Massager review

    'Thank you Lovehoney' is something we never tire of hearing at LH HQ, and we still get a warm glow whenever we've succeeded in bringing a little more love into people's lives. We've always got some kind of promotion on to tempt you to buy more toys, and while at present we're offering the Mini Dolphin Vibrator free to anyone who spends more than £30 with us, we used to give away the Cutie Rabbit Tickler Mini Massager. And did they find a happy home? According to this Orgasm Army reviewer, she's never looked back...

    Mini Rabbit VibratorFlower Power Lip Balm Orgasm EnhancerI hate mornings like these. I'm incredibly horny, I'm stuck in work and there's absolutely no chance of feigning illness to go home and fuck my neighbour.

    Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12-inch Dildo Can you take the Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Dildo challenge? At Lovehoney we stock a variety of dildos that are perhaps best left for the brave and the bold - when we say large dildos we mean LARGE. But to some of you such a description is less a warning than a call to arms - why use the John Holmes Realistic 12-inch dildo? we might ask. Because it's there, you might answer. But pride comes before a fall, and sometimes it's easy to bite off a bit more than you can chew, as in the following review from Orgasm Army...

    Doc Johnson Strap-On Butterfly G-Spot

    You can't keep a good man down. Not many of Orgasm Army's team of reviewers test sex toys quite as thoroughly as keith.b, or write such filthy stories about their experiences. If you haven't encountered Keith and his girlfriend's very tight vagina before, you're in for a treat...

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