• Kegel Master Vaginal ExerciserAsk any man what he loves most about having sex with a woman – apart from the obvious orgasm factor – and the majority would say they love the feeling of having their penis 'hugged' by their partner's vagina.

    Anal sex and oral sex are close substitutes for vaginal sex, but there's nothing like the real deal when it comes to the ultimate clench on your man's penis.

    Fantasy Fingers Sex Toy

    Retail is detail, and this also-ran entry in our Design a Sex Toy competition gets full marks for presentation ideas. Velvet coloured foam? Check. 'Buzz wipes'? Check. Fantasy booklet featuring male striptease photos with faces hidden unless shaving-ad handsome? These designers know what they like. Sadly this one didn't make it to our shortlist, and the nearest thing we do actually stock is probably the Tantus FeelDoe Slimline Vibrating Double Dildo, but you can still dream... see below:

    WET Flavoured LubesLove giving your man head but secretly dread the 10-minute marathon to get him to blow his load? Don't worry, it's natural to seek out a few handy hints to speed up the blowjob process. After all, the last thing you wanna do after a 10-hour slog at work is spend the first half of Corrie sucking your man's lovestick...

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    Mantric's Dominic Hawes is the poshest man in sex toys. Here he demonstrates the fabulous Mantric Multipulse vibrator.
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    Homeboy Realistic Dildo 10-Inch review Where can you turn when you haven't got a 10-inch cock handy to scratch that itch? Pity the frustrated punters who could only dream about the day when every home could have a Homeboy Realistic Dildo 10-inch in the cupboard, with its extra-powerful suction cup for perfect horizontal or vertical play. And thank your lucky stars that not only do we stock a crazily large range of realistic dildos (some of which are themselves crazily large), but also let you read about what they're going to do to you, as in the following review from Orgasm Army:

    Weekends are made for trying out horny new sex positions, especially if they help you exercise and tone up at the same time...

    Spotted in The Sun - a jobcentre in Newton Flotam near Norwich is carrying ads for a 'trampling dominatrix'.

    Vortex Vibrations Vacuum Cleaner Sex Toy The Vortex Vibrations Vacuum Cleaner Sex Toy has been a smash hit with Sex Toys TV viewers thanks to The Professor's star-turn in the Vortex sex toy video. But how did this slightly left-field orgasmic invention come about? Here's a word from inventor Joanne Drysdale...

    Forget sweetie bags, easter eggs or chocolate coins, the best treasure hunts end up with oral sex and full screwing as your deliciously erotic prize.

    Haven of Obedience review

    Most of our Orgasm Army reviewers are so busy fiddling around with sex toys of one sort or another that we don't often see erotic books reviewed on the site. The following review, while not particularly complimentary, is honest and helpful, and the kind of thing we'd like to see more of on the site. Let us know what kind of book rocks your dirty mind, so we can keep feeding you the very best in erotic fiction.

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