Recently we ran a survey to find out who (or what) you'd most like to take on to a desert island.
You restored our faith in love by saying that you'd most like to be marooned with your partner, rather than any of the consumerist trappings of a modern lifestyle.
But of those who didn't want their better (or worse) half with them, a vibrator with limitless batteries was a more popular choice than an iPod with endless music.
And the lucky winner of the £100 Lovehoney shopping spree is Amanda from the North East who voted for her partner, Gordon Ramsay and Tony Blair.
Here are the results in full...
Increased friction on your clitoris during sex is a short-cut to the big O, so here's how to make sure you get your fill...
We always like to hear from our customers, especially when they tell us how happy our products have made them...
"Dear Love Honey
Thank you. It's all down to you. Back on 28/4 my partner and I ordered the liquorice dip butt plug triple pack because he had wanted to introduce me to anal play. I was at first not to keen but with the help of the info on your site I agreed to give it a try so long as he agreed to follow your advice, hence the purchase of the butt plug set.
Finally tonight I have lost my true anal virginity. I feel so proud of myself. Over the last couple of weeks we have made careful use of the plugs and the Tracy Cox lube until a couple of evenings ago Nick was able to get the six incher up me. It felt fantastic especially when he went to work on my little pussy.
When we went to bed tonight at about 12 out came the plugs and I quite easily took the sixer and we got down to a good bout of sex, I was building to what I thought was going to be a great cum when Nick suddenly pulled out turned me over pulled the plug from my botty lubed me up and just slid his prick into my back passage. God, it was fantastic, so once again thanks for the products but more importantly the help and advice on your wonderful site.
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You can read more about the Liquorice Butt Blug here. As you've read, it's a good first-time anal sex toy and goes particularly well with Supersex Anal Lube.
Another good product for anal first-timers is the Tracey Cox Supersex Anal Beginners Kit, which features a pert pink butt plug, the aforementioned anal lube and an exclusive how-to guide from TV sex expert Tracey Cox.
Forget your average lip or knee trembler, this raunchy position will invoke a full-on body tremor
There are more sex story sites online than you can waggle a stick at, from writer-generated hobby sites to commercial pages using the lure of free stories to get you to sign up for costly Camel Toe and MILF sites. Honestly, the tricks some people use...
Keeping tabs on the slippery world of the web is a tough job, but the sites we're mentioning are well established and aren't irritating pay sites trying to jump on the free story bandwagon.
When an Orgasm Army reviewer starts reviewing the Dick Rambone cock with the words 'If you're looking for a dildo that will surprise and amaze your friends', you know you're in the presence of greatness. Which is probably what the reviewer thinks about the Dick Rambone... But at 18 inches long, where on earth can you keep it? If you don't want to surprise and amaze your friends, that is.
Although there's been no large scale clinical trial to produce cast iron facts to back up the claim, it has been widely held belief for the past two centuries that using a vibrator has profound medical benefits for women.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. The sage who first coined these wise words probably wasn't thinking about the
Eclipse Ultra 7 Anobolic Anal Vibrator at the time, but he may as well have been... The following review, by an intrepid Orgasm Army ass stuffer, tells a moving story of satisfying anal penetration undaunted by initial failure. There's a lesson to be learned here, folks...
If you like your smut on the strange side, you won't find it much stranger than Wendy Swanscombe. Nexus has never been afraid to mix the bizarre with the erotic, but Wendy's world pips even Aishling Morgan for out-and-out weirdness. You want tulip girls? Read The Island of Dr Sade (and spare a thought for poor old HG Wells). You want anaemic sisters trapped in the vicelike grip of a Teutonic master? Try Disciplined Skin. And if you want fresh flesh... well, see what Fresh Flesh holds in store for you.
We asked Wendy a few questions about her smut-peddling activities, and true to form she's thrown us some intriguing and bizarre answers. We wouldn't have it any other way...