No need to go to the South Seas for your King Kong fix - now you can stay at home and dream of giant model apes (or whatever floats your boat) while trying to fit as much of the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Kong Realistic 8-Inch inside you as possible. The fun-loving Orgasm Army reviewer who penned the following review put as her 'bottom line', 'If this is really and truly modeled after a real cock as the literature claims, will someone please get me the guy's number?' Cheeky girl...
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The reason why this position is called Shoal Of Fish is because the women looks as though she is swimming in mid air in this position. Here's how you do it...
More top tips from the heady world of free online smut - please feel free to leave comments or suggestions for your favourites, looking through all these sites has plenty of - um - distractions that can easily lead to sore wrists and general lethargy. Ahem! Right, so onto the next batch of story sites:
- www.lustylibrary.com is a neatly laid out site billing itself as 'stories for the sexual intellectual', which means it may not host the down'n'dirty smut we all secretly crave occasionally. But if style and a cool, distanced tone are your thing, this is the place for you! The stories are free but there's also a special member's area.
- www.sexstoriespost.com features a vast archive of stories with a full range of highly specific categories, from 'slut wife' to 'smut diaries'. Truly something for everyone.
- XNXX.com is a well-established site for reader-ranked stories of all categories. And we do mean all - no guidelines here! There's even a 'Mind Control' category for those of you who like to fantasise about what celebrity hypnotists get up to in their spare time.
More coming soon...
It's not every day you see a toy review with a line like 'my penis had strong marks on it which made my Mistress happy', but then the CB-2000 Points of Intrigue isn't an everyday toy. Boys, if the idea of cock clamping makes you shrivel, make sure you sit down with a nice stiff drink before reading this. And girls, this is for - uh - consensual sex play, OK?
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Spotted in the Metro last Wednesday: Cambodians warned over DIY penis enlargement. Apparently a Cambodian man injected hair tonic into his penis in the hopes that it would make it grow - or maybe to give it thicker, more lustrous hair, who knows? In the event it caused massive ulceration, the pain from which was so great that the man hanged himself, the poor sod.
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Want a piledriver orgasm? Who doesn't? To paraphrase erotic author Yolanda Celbridge in yesterday's interview, there's no time so good that a little O My Clitoral Stimulating Gel can't make it better. One of our Orgasm Army reviewers clearly thinks so, trying it with her man, a small pencil vibe, a willy dildo then a GX4 super rabbit - talk about road testing! Thank god she 'locked the cats out of the room', eh?