• I Rub My Duckie Waterproof Vibrator Sex toys are all about bringing play back into an adult world that seems obsessively fixated on work. And they don't come much more playful than the I Rub My Duckie Waterproof Vibrator, which recreates all the fun of splashy bathtime with the extra perks of being grown-up. And no, we don't mean being able to vote. The following Orgasm Army reviewer's certainly got in a lather about her Duckie...

    As you may know, Royal Mail workers are to hold a 24-hour strike this Friday, 29 June. Because of the strike, your parcel will take a day or two longer to arrive than normal.
    We cannot guarantee delivery dates for Special Delivery orders placed after 4pm today, Wednesday 27 June. Royal Mail say they will be delivered on Monday 2nd July, but it could be as late as Tuesday 3rd July.
    Our regular First Class Recorded Delivery schedule is now estimated at 2-5 working days, instead of our normal 1-3 working days.
    To make up for it, you can now get FREE First Class Recorded Delivery when you spend just £15 (normally £30). Or you can get FREE Special Delivery when you spend just £40 (normally £70) right through until 4pm Monday 2nd July.
    We apologise on behalf of Royal Mail for any inconvenience.

    You don't need a pen or paper for this kind of lover letter: simply let your tongue do the writing on your lover's clit

    Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Leather Ultra Harness 3000

    Pegging. It isn't in the dictionary yet, but it may be soon, as it's fast moving from a fringe practice to a must-try for the sexually adventurous - the prim, the prude, and those who feel uneasy playing power games with their girlfriends need not apply. So what is it? Pegging is when a woman wears a strap-on dildo to penetrate her partner's ass. No, it's not gay, and yes, you might get to like it - but you'll need to get a harness like the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Leather Ultra Harness 3000 to try it out. If you're anything like this Orgasm Army reviewer, you'll have the time of your life!

    Lather up with your partner for this wet full-body massage...

    Now that we've just launched our Erotic Story Competition, I thought it would be timely to mention a post from a couple of months back entitled How to write your first sexy story. We interviewed erotic author Mathilde Madden who's had stories published in the Black Lace books - she had plenty of tips but budding erotic writers. Happy reading! And happy writing!

    Lovehoney Silver Jessica Rabbit Vibrator

    While there's no room for false modesty in the cut-and-thrust world of sex toy retail, we're not ones to blow our own trumpet. In fact, we don't really need to, with Orgasm Army reviews like the following, of our very own Lovehoney Silver Jessica Rabbit Vibrator. Why trust us when you can read what happy punters have to say? Not that you shouldn't trust us, you understand... but we'll even throw in a free Lovehoney User Guide to the Rabbit worth £6.99 for goodwill if you realise you can't live without this rabbit after reading the review!

    Desert Island Sex Survey Results

    Recently we ran a survey to find out who (or what) you'd most like to take on to a desert island.

    You restored our faith in love by saying that you'd most like to be marooned with your partner, rather than any of the consumerist trappings of a modern lifestyle.

    But of those who didn't want their better (or worse) half with them, a vibrator with limitless batteries was a more popular choice than an iPod with endless music.

    And the lucky winner of the £100 Lovehoney shopping spree is Amanda from the North East who voted for her partner, Gordon Ramsay and Tony Blair.

    Here are the results in full...

    Increased friction on your clitoris during sex is a short-cut to the big O, so here's how to make sure you get your fill...

    We always like to hear from our customers, especially when they tell us how happy our products have made them...

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    Finally tonight I have lost my true anal virginity. I feel so proud of myself. Over the last couple of weeks we have made careful use of the plugs and the Tracy Cox lube until a couple of evenings ago Nick was able to get the six incher up me. It felt fantastic especially when he went to work on my little pussy.

    When we went to bed tonight at about 12 out came the plugs and I quite easily took the sixer and we got down to a good bout of sex, I was building to what I thought was going to be a great cum when Nick suddenly pulled out turned me over pulled the plug from my botty lubed me up and just slid his prick into my back passage. God, it was fantastic, so once again thanks for the products but more importantly the help and advice on your wonderful site.

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    You can read more about the Liquorice Butt Blug here. As you've read, it's a good first-time anal sex toy and goes particularly well with Supersex Anal Lube.

    Another good product for anal first-timers is the Tracey Cox Supersex Anal Beginners Kit, which features a pert pink butt plug, the aforementioned anal lube and an exclusive how-to guide from TV sex expert Tracey Cox.

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