• Reckless World of Middle-Aged Sex

    The Family Planning Association and the Department of Health have both recently come out with studies that looked at current sex practices--and while I think it is frickin' fabulous that middle-aged people are having a whole lot more sex (so long as that does not include my mother...*shudder*), there is some cause for concern.

    "Dr Patrick French, a consultant at the Mortimer Market Centre GUM (Genito Urinary Medicine) clinic in Central London, says STI rates in older age groups are rising because such people are not used to thinking about the dangers of casual sex: 'There's a perception that it's only young people who get STIs but I've met many people in their thirties and forties with them.

    'The oldest person I've seen was in his eighties.'"

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    Toy Joy Remote Vibrating Pleasure Pants

    There is much goodness to the concept of vibrating panties. They're an easy way to enjoy toys--no holding, positioning, or moving--they are interactive...if you want to get a partner involved, most have handheld remotes that allow it; and they instantly ratchet up your cache with people who will be impressed by your daring, kinky side.

    Let some random person spot Jessica Biel buying a pair and tell a blogger and the next thing you know, you've got an internet full of men who are drooling helplessly. Now, I can't promise you the same results--let's face it, we don't all have that great of an ass--but you're pretty much guaranteed a fun time.

    You would be advised, however, to be careful to try them out safely at home before you roam too far and wide. You know how you react when you have an orgasm? Right. Now imagine that happening while you're out shopping.

    For at least one poor woman, it isn't necessary to "imagine"...it really happened to her. Right in the middle of Asda. With the head knocking accident. The passing out. The paramedics...who have to turn off the panties. The discreet bag handed to her on check out...

    The lifetime of shopping in another town.

    Play, but play safely, peeps. No one wants to be water-cooler conversation...

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    Need some pointers when it comes to achieving an orgasm? Then read this...

    We're not talking about drawing blood or causing superficial scars here, but a sexy bite or nibble of your lover during sex can be electrifying...

    Tantus Ace Butt Plug
    Hey it's Friday already – where have you been? Check out what's been happening at Lovehoney this week.

    First off, great news for fans of anal sex toys – and who isn't? We've got a brilliant new range of butt plugs from Tantus, all made of premium silicone. The Ace Silicone Butt Plug has a slender neck and bulbous head, guaranteed to hit all the right spots.

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    How Do You Measure Up?

    New recruit to the OrgasmArmy, savemenow wrote to the forums recently asking for advice:

    Hey all, I've just started a new relationship with a very lovely guy, everything else is perfect except the sex...He's just way too big for me, he's got to be at least 10 inches...and when we do have sex I feel bruised and swollen inside afterwards, anyone else had this problem, or have any tips/ideas to share.

    Much appreciation xxx

    Mini Honey Bee Strap-On Vibrator


    We can't get the price any lower than this. Really we can't. The delicious Mini Honey Bee Strap-On Vibrator was £19.99, now it's just £4.81 – a saving of, well, um... more than £15! And that's big.

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    What do I do with it?
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    And what's the catch?
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