What's the best gift you can give your girlie? A series of non-stop orgasms, of course!
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I was talking to a guy friend of mine the other day and showing off my new collection of toys (this is a pretty common occurrence - if you come over to mine for dinner, expect me to show off the rotating speed of various toys or ask you to touch squishy silicon), when he mentioned that he was really quite envious of my collection. Now really, anyone with any sense would be envious of my toy box - I've got a very serious collection going on. But his point was not just that my collection rocks (seriously--it does), but that it is so much easier for me to amass such a plethora of toys.
As he pointed out, women enjoy vibrators, dildos, bullets, lubes, vibrating panties, dual-tipped vibes...on and on and on. Really, there is no end to the range of toys available for women. But what is out there for men, he pondered, especially for men who did not like the look of anatomically-representative toys like Fleshlight or dolls or other bits and bobs that are made to look like body parts? For the man who is a little squigged out by fake pussies, fake anuses, and even fake mouths, he felt there wasn't much.
But do not lose hope, Men Who Hate Pseudo-Body Part Toys! There are toys out there that are much more discreet, more subtle, less cringeworthy! I present to you, the Top 5 Toys for Men Who Like Cool Toys:
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Over the past two weeks, I have talked about Nancy Friday's work, Men in Love, in which she showcased men's fantasies and Forbidden Flowers, which displayed women's fantasies. So I thought it was only right that I finish the series by talking about the book that started it all. My Secret Garden is the first of this trifecta and the one that really unveiled how much people were needing to be reassured that their fantasies were normal and healthy.
Boasting an excellent angle for penetration and a fully supported position for both of you, there's nothing comfier than The Futon
Super-cute Hello Kitty has had her feline face plastered on to as many products as Minnie Mouse, the pointy-eared little minx.
But one item that you certainly won't find Mickey's Mrs on is a vibrator. There's been some confusion as to whether this thing is a Hello Kitty sex toy - doesn't look like any diddler we've ever seen.
But we're happy to put the record straight with this picture of the Hello Kitty Vibrator. And an explanation that it's really just a Pocket Rocket style vibrator with a pretty Kitty top. Bless.
Grabbed yourself a last minute holiday and want some fun in the sun? There's nothing more relaxing (or naughtier) then sex in the sea
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With smooth contours and a cunningly tapered head, this travel vibe is, essentially, an orgasm in your handbag!
Oh, and beware, this cheeky little thing is a lot more powerful than it looks.
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