A few cool tips for virgins...
A couple of weeks ago, I first saw the Screaming O OHoney Vibrating Clitoral Sex Enhancer, and I was aflutter with pondering what it was all about. I had so many questions - was it rigid? Did it really lock into place? Would it become THE new couple's toy of choice?
Well, anyone who knows me could have told you that there was about zero chance that I would just patiently sit around and wait for someone else to get one and review it. I had to have one. I think the fact that I waited nearly two weeks is pretty impressive, all things considered.
One of the world's all-time favourite porno moves...
The other day I was all giddy to find that Elbow Grease Cream was in stock so I gleefully blogged about it so that the world could experience my absolute favourite anal lube - so creamy! So thick! So oddly sweet tasting!
Unfortunately, my glee was premature. Lovehoney isn't really restocking the line - so if you want to experience my favourite anal cream, you're going to have to move fast and grab while the grabbing is good. This is the last available in the line, so order yours before I buy up the last of the lot.
One for evey week of the year!
Here's a cool position for the kitchen; just make sure your kitchen table is sturdy!
Last week, I mentioned that the Durex Tingle Lube had some problems with some people thinking it was water-based and some thinking silicone-based--we finally clarified that it was a light silicone-based lube that should be safe with most silicone toys (always spot-test to be sure--when we're talking about sex toys, you know you want to err on the side of caution. It is too sad to think about losing one of your little friends to a melty death).
But just as we all breathed a sigh of relief, we realized that there was a problem with the labelling of the Tracey Cox Mint Tingle Lube. Is it something in the air with the minty tingly lubes? Who knows. All I know is that there are bottles floating around out there that have this lube down as a water-based lube when it is, in fact, silicone based.
Flutter away to orgasm heaven with this beautifully crafted butt plug
Way back in the good old days (well...June, anyway), I wrote a review for Elbow Grease Hot Cream Anal Lubricant. I was terribly excited about this product and gave it a glowing five stars because I thought it was just about the greatest anal lube to ever hit the market. It was creamy, it lasted for ages, it was fun to use...it even had a pleasant taste! I couldn't wait to tell the world about this fabulous product.
And then Lovehoney stopped selling it.
Listen, I'm not saying they got it wrong. I'm sure there are all sorts of factors that go into determining what products they stock and sell and which ones they have to discontinue and DENY THE PUBLIC OF THE FINEST ANAL LUBRICATION PRODUCT SINCE THE DAWN OF TIM---