"'Suite Seventeen contains all Portia's trademark treats from the arousing narrative, a wicked blend of deviant episodes, and an undercurrent of pragmatic and poignant romance.", said Ashley Lister, Erotica Readers and Writers Association.
Sounds good, doesn't it? Here's an extract to whet your whistle:
Portia Da Costa's Suite Seventeen is the Lovehoney Erotic Book Club Book of the Month for December. You can buy it for just £1.99 during December and discuss it with other erotic fiction fans in the Erotic Book Club forums.
Suite Seventeen is a story of erotic discovery... When vibrant, forty-something widow Annie Conroy decides it's time she woke up and smelt the erotic roses, where better to begin her daring adventures than the luxurious Waverly Grange Country Hotel, and its hidden den of iniquity - Suite Seventeen?
Under the stern but playful eye of exotic master Valentino, Annie surrenders to his outrageous games of power.
But when the Waverly's future hangs in the balance, and Annie has the means to save it, dare she gamble on going one step further... and giving her heart to the mysterious man who's come to control her.
Share your thoughts on Suite Seventeen in the Erotic Book Club Discussion Forum - there'll be lots of lively debate.
You can buy the featured Erotic Book Club Book of the Month, Suite Seventeen, for just £1.99 during December, saving you £5.60 on the cover price.
Here are some questions to think about while you're reading the book...
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As I promised last Friday, I am going to be considering some options and benefits that are out there sexually for women on their own (and no, that does not include going to the local and picking up some random - you can do that without my say so, peeps).
I think too often we get this idea in our heads that relationships are the goal that we are all trying to achieve. Especially as women, we are told from the time we are knee high that we need to get a husband, settle down in a cozy little house, raise some nubbins, and have a wonderful life. But for all that tradition, things are changing for us--more and more of us are waiting to get married and questioning why we want to always be in a relationship. And rightfully so - unlike men, we don't really get any health or social benefits automatically with a steady relationship.
The erotic secrets of one woman's sexual awakening and her subsequent passions in Japan as an Amorous Woman...
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Once up a time Japanese schoolgirls discovered that their super-cute Hello Kitty Shoulder Massagers could be used for more than massaging their shoulders!
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