"Sex toys aren't exactly like real life, are they?" Jordan opines in the latest issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. "They're as cold as anything. They should make them heated, bring out a new heated range."
Well Katie, you'll be surprised and delighted to learn that you can heat up your sex toys. And we reckon you'll love the Miss Pink Classic Large Dildo 7.5 Inch, one of the finest porcelain dildos on the market. How do you heat it? Simply pop it in some warm water until it reaches the temperature you demand – the porcelain feels just like skin when it's warm.
And if the £179.99 price tag is too rich for your blood, Jordan - it probably isn't - then take a look at our tremendous range of glass dildos, which you can heat up till your heart's content.
Just when you thought you had seen the last of industrial action from Royal Mail workers, some operatives in their Stoke on Trent office have decided to strike at the busiest time of the year.
The only postcode that is affected is ST6. Royal Mail tells us that you should see no adverse affect on any your mail as they'll be sending 20 managers from every area of the country to ensure that all deliveries are made on time.
So, if you live in the Stoke on Trent area, you'll still get your Lovehoney Christmas deliveries on time. Carry on shopping - and happy Christmas!
Looking for a last-minute kinky stocking filler? Then take a look at these naughty gift ideas...
Harry Potter's wand might be able to pull a few fancy tricks but wait till you see the new Lovehoney Power Wand Mini Vibrator work its sexy magic. Whoosh! Hey presto, it's an orgasm!
Small but beautifully formed, the Power Wand packs an amazing amount of energy into its 5 compact inches. There are 7 speeds and patterns to enjoy, from gentle pulses to chin-wobbling vibrations – so whether you're using it for clitoral stimulation or all-over massage, solo or with a partner, the Power Wand always casts a sensational spell.
The curved shaft is wonderfully smooth and the silver base is solid with simple, easy-to-use buttons. It's a fantastic gift – and a great treat for yourself, too! You can find out more about the all-new Lovehoney Power Wand here.
If you've got time and patience on your side, tantric sex is worth exploring. Here's three cool moves to get your tantric juices flowing...
As promised last Monday, today I'm taking a closer look at the dual cock ring--one of those toys that we tend to look at but sometimes pass over as being a bit too confusing and intimidating to purchase for ourselves.
This week at Lovehoney get your sexy toys gift-boxed for only £1! No messing around with torn wrapping paper and bits of Sellotape stuck together – we'll pop your sexy gift in a sexy gift box for just £1.
Thousands of sexy gifts are eligible for gift-wrapping and no matter how many items you choose, it only costs £1!
You can see our gift box demonstration on Sex Toys TV here.
It's not just women who love their nipples licked!
Don't be a wallflower in the bedroom: ask and ye shall receive!