• Leather Cock and Ball Splitter

    Over on the Orgasm Army forums, a question was posted regarding whether or not a man should experience a feeling of burning in his testicles when using a splitter (the answer, by the way, is no - if you do, you should try a larger fit or a material with more give.  Consider oiling leather, or switching from metal rings).  After a couple of comments, though, the real question was posed by a newcomer...just what is a cock and ball splitter?

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    Ballbra

    On Sunday I took at look at the new Ballbra that has been talked about with some confusion and interest on the Orgasm Army forums. I stand by what I said - I'm darned interested in it and would kind of love to see a man wearing one.

    However.

    I am not so sure that I want to see Jeremy Paxman wearing one. In fact, I am sure that I don't. And yet, with his recent argument over whether or not M&S underwear for men has gotten... less supportive... he may be in the market for the ballbra. As he says:

    "Like large numbers of men in this country I have always bought my socks and pants at Marks & Sparks.

    "I've noticed something very troubling has happened. There's no other way to put this -- their pants no longer provide adequate support.

    "When I've discussed this with friends and acquaintances it has revealed widespread gusset anxiety."

    So who wants to be the one to email him with the Ballbra link? I would, but I'm too busy picturing it...

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    B3 Tuyo Massaging Vibrator for Women

    I don't mean to frighten anyone with this newsflash, but it is less than a month until Valentine's Day.  Seriously.  Now is the time to be making your plans for what gift is going to wow and impress your lover - and possibly get you a little sweet action.  Over the next few weeks, I'll present you with some out of the ordinary (no fluffy handcuffs or red tatty lingerie this year, gentlemen!), sure-to-impress gifts.  Something that will satisfy both the romantic in you and the more erotically minded...

    No one can see the B3 Tuyo and help but be intrigued.  Stylish and unique, this is the sort of gift that you can easily give to someone who is normally turned off by in your face sexual toys - and it is made to be used by couples as well, so you're set up for an enjoyable evening.

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