• Ultimate Fantasy Bondage Kit

    There has been a plethora of kits showing up on Lovehoney lately, but normally I have to pass on them because I own at least one item contained within (what?  that's normal, right? RIGHT? I may have too many toys... ), but this one has caught my eye.  This is pretty much everything you could ever want for a beginner-to-intermediate bondage play - and everything that is more common is something that you can hardly ever have too much of (hello, Bondage Tape and Hot Wax).

    It has the more easy going items, like the blindfold and the feather tickler, but then takes it up a notch or three with the 22 inch Cat O'Nine Tails and ball gag.  I'm thinking there is pretty much going to be something in here for everyone - and I can't be the only one curious about what a "Do It Doggie Harness" is...*

    It all comes contained in what might be the most discreet sex toy bag ever - you can rest easy knowing that if anyone recognises the logo on the bag, it is because they've got a bit of the kink themselves.  No one has reviewed this item yet, so you'll have to let me know if it lives up to expectations.


     

    * Y'all didn't think I would really not check on what an item was before posting about it, did you?  Shame on you - a Doggie Harness is a position strap that helps you... take control of your movements.  You can see a similar Sportsheets I Like It Doggie Style Strap model here.  Check out the I Like It Doggie Style Strap video - that narrator always cracks me up because she sounds like she is about to start laughing with the jolliness that is sex toys.

    iBuzz Two Vibrator – Music Activated Sex Toy

    The sensational iBuzz Two Vibrator Music Activated Sex Toy, which made such a buzz on The Jonathan Ross Show, has spawned its very own homebrew music scene.

    A crack team of Dutch bedroom composers have been quick on the draw and online label On-Mix Media has just released Moments of iBuzz Pleasure Volume 2, a free-to-download collection of tunes that promise to rock your world.

    The songs have fantastic titles, too, including 'Lick and Kick It', 'I Need 2 Come' and the, um, subtle-sounding 'F**k Hard'.

    As they say on their website: "You can rock out to your favourite jams and get off at the same time. The vibration gets stronger the louder you play it. So, Speed Metal or Hardhouse chics have caution. You might just blow up.
    Hey, at least we warned you." Quite.

    Download Moments of iBuzz Pleasure Volume 2 here.

    Pink Police Woman 6 Piece Outfit


    Spring is sprung and it's time to start having some fun.

    Whether you're heading out on Hen Nights, fetching up at fancy dress parties, or you simply just fancy 'showing out' (as Mel and Kim used to say, eh, 80s pop fans!?), this new collection from Classified has sexy costumes that will make you stand out from the crowd.


    4 fantastic new fantasy costumes from Classified:

    Marvellous Anchor 3-Point G-Spot Vibrator

     

    Oh, I'm in love.  How sexy is this little guy?  I just stumbled across the Marvellous Anchor 3-Point G-Spot Vibrator while I was looking to see if there was anything new in the Vibrators section (what?  a girl can surely never have too many new toys?  at least I hope not...) and I followed the similar toy links to find this little buddy.  I have yet to order my own three-prong toy, but this one might convince me.

    One of the things I haven't liked about previous models is that they tended to be single speeds, and darnit, I like to be able to up the intensity as I go on.  This one fits the bill nicely, with a multispeed controller connected by a wire.  It is also "realistic feel" which I love - as much for playing with them at my desk as for when I actually use them, if I'm honest with you.  So squishy!


    After three reviews, it is still maintaining a four and a half star rating, so I'm thinking it is well worth the price:

    VibraExciter for Men

    There is an interesting discussion going on in the Orgasm Army forums on the acceptability of wearing sex toys while out in public. With the coming (heh) of toys like the VibraExciter and the VibraExciter for Men, getting off or at least getting phenomenally aroused while you're out in town has never been so easy. But while people tend to give a blush and a twitter when considering a couple using such toys to spice up their sex life, people can feel a little ooky when considering a man using these toys on his own - especially when the toys are less vibrating and more insertable.

    So what difference? It is still someone getting aroused in public... why does it seem seedier if it is a man alone, without a woman attached to the other end of his toy?

    Captain Jezzer tries to tease out the differences:

    Now there seems to be some people in the outside world who think wearing toys is only a good thing if its women doing it,it seems a lot of people say if a man is wearing one and he cums using one, it's a bit on the sick side etc.

    It seems more acceptable for women to wear Toys and orgasm and get wet, but if it's a bloke doing it well it's a No-No.

    What are your views??

    There is some discussion on whether or not it turns 'pervy' if you're fantasizing about someone you can see while you're out, and whether or not it is rude to be interacting with other people while getting your rocks off. It's an interesting subject, when you start to peel back why some things are hot and some things unsettle you. The discussion continues, so head on over to the Army and join in.

    Vulva Real Vagina Scent

    Oh, my stars and garters, y'all. Harvey Nichols has unveiled a new perfume that smells of... blood, sweat, saliva, and semen. No, seriously.

    No.

    Seriously.

    I have exactly zero idea of who would want to wear this - last I heard, we were all taking showers to get rid of these scents, but what do I know?  These crazy kids these days.  The stuff even costs £76, which might technically be more than the current cost of all the clothes that I'm wearing.

    Of slightly more useful bent, though still definitely odd, is the new Vulva Real Vagina Scent.  I feel silly saying it, since it is all in the name, but this stuff... smells like a woman's vagina.  Or her vulva.  Or her vulva/vagina/real.  But even better than the other perfume (at least... I hope this is a difference), the Vulva scent also tastes like the real thing.   

    Uses?

    Um... considering the effect it supposedly had on the male testers, I'm thinking using it to arouse your man... in... some way.  And certainly men can use it on their own toys (though you should spot check it with silicone - I'm not trusting this one til someone tells me it doesn't go all melty).  I'm not completely sure about women wearing it for perfume.  Though I'm almost tempted to see how it spices up my metro ride.

    There is a new review in and the guy seems to love it:

    This replicates the natural scent of a vagina. Just place a little on the back of your hand and wait a minute before having a sniff... Great for making willy hard.

    If you have an iPod with orgasmic sounds, some good porn, a Fleshlight and this... You won't be seen for hours - days even!

    Durex Play Charm Massager Wand

    After the phenomenal demand for last week's once-in-every-four-years Leap Year Love Bundle (and we know many of you were disappointed to miss out) we've put together another fantastic 2-for-1 deal.

    Buy the wonderfully smooth and stimulating Durex Play Charm Massager Wand for £19.99 (it was previously £49.99) and get a devilishly orgasmic Durex Play Little Gem Clitoral Stimulator (was £44.99) absolutely free!

    But don't hang around because there are only 100 available.

    Find out more about this incredible 2-for-1 deal here.

    The Lovehoney Sex Tips Giveaway is back by popular demand. Once again we've got £1,000 of sex toys, sex furniture, lubricants, books and erotic gifts to give away to the people who share their best sex tips with us.

    Have you got some red-hot advice for going giving a blow job or going down on a girl? Or perhaps you've got some erotic advice involving various items of fruit, chocolate and Champagne?

    Share your tip with us and the best ones will win a prize from our £1,000 sex toy selection! You can enter as many times as you like.

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    See some of the amazing sex positions you can easily achieve with the Bonker Classic Sex Positions Swing. Better sex in better positions.
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    Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator

    A hospital builder tasked with locking up the site was discovered having sex with a Henry the Hoover by a somewhat surprised security guard at Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital, reports The Sun newspaper.

    The naked Polish contractor was caught in flagrante on his knees with the smiling vacuum cleaner in the staff canteen and was promptly removed by the security guard after being told to "clean himself and the hoover".

    The builder's excuse that he was merely vacuuming his underwear – "a common practice in Poland" – cut no mustard with his bosses, and he went from suck to sack
    in seconds.

    However, it is possible utilise the power of your vacuum cleaner to deliver incredible orgasms. The Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator has a clitoral stimulator that uses a flow of air to vibrate the clitoris – simply clip it on to your vacuum cleaner and heaven awaits. But do make sure you do this in the comfort of your own home!

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