• Black Lace Quickies 1

    Whether you're dipping a toe in the wonderful world of erotic fiction for the first time or you're a seasoned veteran whose shelves are groaning with smut, the Lovehoney Erotic Book Club Book of the Month for March, Black Lace Quickies 1, is sure to wow you. Featuring six stories taken from the cream of Black Lace's Wicked Words series, this collection hits all the right spots, whatever your tastes.

    And when you buy this book for the bargain price of £2.99 during March, you'll get a Joyrider Vibrating Massager absolutely free, so you'll soon be learning to read with just one hand! If you're wondering just what's in store, read on:

    - Emma is a doctor who takes control of a new patient - a man who used to control her life...

    - Read the story of a curious girl with a passion for petrol...

    - Inga is an air hostess with a longing for designer toys...

    - Lauren discovers the forbidden on a passenger liner...

    - Jason's Mom has got it going on...

    - Emily steals an identity to be the only girl on a warship...

    Share your thoughts on Black Lace Quickies 1 in the Erotic Book Club Discussion Forum - there'll be lots of lively debate.

    Here are some questions to think about while you're reading the book...

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    iBuzz Two Vibrator

    In the finest Reithian tradition, the bastion of public service broadcasting that is Nuts TV recently delivered a demonstration of everyone's favourite music activated sex toy, the iBuzz Two Vibrator.

    Describing the iBuzz as 'teledildonics – sex toys controlled by computers,' the demonstrator gamely attempts to explain the features of this revolutionary sex toy backed by We Are The Cheeky Girls, while the gurning presenters goon around in standard Nuts TV fashion.

    See the iBuzz Two Vibrator demonstration on Nuts TV here.

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    See The Prof set up the new Power Box Toolbox Sex Machine - he really is the Man About The House!
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    Karmasheetra Kama Sutra Positions Bed Sheet

    And so begins the season of new products coming to Lovehoney that fill me with burning desire and a desperation to own - I don't know what cycle the new purchasing at LH is on, but I know the site is suddenly chock-full of items that are innovative, sexy, or just darned needed.

    I love the thought behind these Karmasheetra Bed Sheets - like the Twister duvet before it, the Karmasheetra manages to make putting linens onto your bed into something a whole lot more fun.  I want to own this if only for the jolliness of the little butt prints. 

    From the pictures, there aren't too many positions to try out - it looks like about seven--but that doesn't change the fun of those positions.  I love the idea that you can try out new positions without having to go through the misery of explaining what you want - has anyone ever successfully explained wanting to try out the more advanced positions without falling back on hand gestures and elaborate diagrams?  With these, you just pick a number and go to town.

    They fit a standard double bed, but they also look like flat sheets, so if you're lucky enough to have a larger bed, you can still make them work for you.  Or use it on the floor if you don't have back problems.  Or... if you do have back problems.  I can never remember if the hard surfaces are considered good or bad.  Don't take medical advice from a sex toy blogger, peeps!  Not ever!

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    I don't even know how it would be possible, but The Sun tells me that one of the most commonly left behind items when people leave their rented homes are sex toys.


    People leave behind their sex toys.

    "The item most often left by tenants leaving rented property is a SEX TOY, a survey reveals.

    Blow-up dolls, condoms and even a pair of handcuffs fixed to a wall were among naughty rubbish landlords found."

    Let's not be crazy here, folks.  We spend money on our toys.  We love them.  They love us.  They should not be left behind like an unwanted bin bag.  If you're leaving them behind because you don't want the movers to come upon them or you don't have room to pack them, grab a cute lockable case to house all your little friends in.  But don't just abandon them.  They would never do that to you.

    If you've thought about leaving them behind because they've lived a full life and have no more service in them, remember to recycle them.  Either take them to your recycling centre to be thrown in with electronics (don't be embarrassed--seriously, we've all seen sex toys before) or if you've got a Rabbit, take advantage of the Lovehoney Rabbit Amnesty.

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