• The Black Lace Book of Women's Sexual Fantasies is a tough act to follow, but if anyone can do it Mitzi Szereto, author of the New Black Lace Book of Women's Sexual Fantasies, can.

    Mitzi has more than a dozen books to her credit, including Getting Even: Revenge Stories, the critically acclaimed Erotic Fairy Tales: A Romp Through the Classics, The World's Best Sex Writing 2005, Wicked: Sexy Tales of Legendary Lovers, and the popular Erotic Travel Tales anthology series.

    She's also penned several best-selling erotic novels under the name M. S. Valentine, and has pioneered the erotic writing workshop in the UK and Europe, teaching them from the prestigious Cheltenham Festival of Literature to the Greek islands.

    Originally from the USA, Mitzi now lives in England.

    Mitzi's been featured in everything from The Times to Penthouse - and now she's kindly granted Lovehoney an exclusive interview. Read on for more...

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    I like to surprise my husband from time to time. I get a few hours off work and go home armed with dipping chocolate and whipped cream.

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    Disguising yourself for sexual encounters.

    I once watched an episode of Columbo where a female psychologist dressed herself up as a working girl and met her husband in order to seduce him. Actually she intended to murder him – but that is Columbo for you!

    But as an idea for spicing up your relationship it is a lot more fun without the murder. In fact you don't really need to go as far as being a working girl – but a wig to disguise yourself and a new name are essentials.

    If your partner has no regular haunts you will have to arrange to meet them somewhere and then turn up in disguise.

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    Hurray, the sun's coming out to play and we can all wear sexy summer clothing at last.

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    The Majorca-style Nippies feature two pairs of butterfly-shaped pasties in beautiful turquoise blue.

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    Using masturbation practice to overcome one of the barriers to the simultaneous O.

    One of the reasons women tell me they miss when it comes to being able to orgasm simultaneously with their partners is simply that there is a range of different types of stimulation all coming at once and therefore it is very difficult to concentrate on actually cumming.

    If you are aiming for simultaneous orgasm you cannot take away the thrusting or you'll probably miss it for the man.

    And for the woman often the main stimuli driving them towards orgasm are the clitoral stimulation, their pulsing muscles, the intimacy of body contact, breast play, eye contact, mental fantasy etc.

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    The other day a friend was asking me what the strangest toy I've tested and enjoyed in the line of duty - this is not an unusual conversation, to be honest, I could just about print out response cards - and they were quite surprised when I said that I found a clit clamp as being the most unexpectedly enjoyable.

    Had I never seen a clamp on sale, I never would have picked it up, so I'm happy to spread the word to people who might otherwise think they're not for them. Rather than being excruciatingly painful and awkward to use, I found that it really increased sensation in a most enjoyable way. And as is nearly always the case, the good soldiers over at the Orgasm Army have tips galore:

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    Naked decorating...

    I've recently been painting my house and my fella has been exhausted from work and not fancying any action.

    To get his attention, every time I walked back into the room I'd already removed another bit of clothing - by the sixth time I was down to my thong and he could not get enough of me.

    So my tip is when decorating, do it naked. It has worked three nights running and has been out-of-this-world, mind blowing sex!

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