• Weekly Sex Blog Round-Up

    Merry Christmas! Too early? Well several popular supermarkets don't seem to think so!

    This week's round-up consists of festive fun and bust enhancement - two things that go together like sherry and Christmas pudding!

    Read on to find out more about everything going on in the sex blogosphere and remember to get in touch with your naughty news stories!

    I hate to scare you, but did you know Christmas is only 45 days away? If you're anything like me then this has just given you a slight panic attack. But do not fret, Lovehoney is here to help! If you're stuck for ideas on what to get your girlfriend for Crimbo then Carly Drew's Top 10 Sexy Christmas Gifts For Her is perfect inspiration. I want everything on this list and may have to add it to my Lovehoney Wishlist in the hope some nice person will treat me! We also have loads of new sexy Christmas Costumes to heat up this years festivities. I have a feeling that Christmas this year is going to be lots of fun!

    I do like the stories people write about their online dating adventures but this site, No First Date, is hands down the funniest dating mockery site I've found yet. This is what happens 'when a 28 year old guy makes a profile of a hot girl on a free dating site' and goes to show you that if you're hot, men will put up with all sorts of crazy to go out with you.

    The Sqweel The Frisky have discovered that Human Beings Did Not Invent Oral sex. Apparently it's also a part of the fruit bats love making escapades! Good for them. It does make me wonder what those cute animals get up to at the zoo when we're not looking though... Best not to think about it, actually! Instead, I propose celebratory Sqweels all round!

    College Humour never fails to put a smile on my face. Here's another example of how the internet should make you want to avoid online sex so no one laughs at your expense. The lesson learned in this post: Make sure your gender and sexuality are clear from the start to avoid disappointment.

    Magic Liftits Self adhesive breast lifting and enhancing pads Ever wished for bigger boobs? Actually, I mean have you ever wished for bigger boobs that don't require painful surgery and a dent in your bank balance? Well the Asylum have got 5 ways to enhance your bust without you having to be cut up. However these alternative methods include hypnosis, chewing a special type of gum and having a breast enhancing ringtone on your phone. I'm dubious. Perhaps I'll just stick with a tried and tested push up bra. Or maybe even some Magic Liftits pads. Seems a hell of a lot easier.

    Last week I wrote about selling your underwear on Craigslist to earn a little bit of extra money. Well I've found someone doing one better by selling their pubic hair on their site Million Dollar Pubes. Why? Because one day this woman would like to have laser hair surgery to be forever smooth. So far she has sold 237 hairs which surprised me seeing as she's selling a single pube for an extortionate $200. And she still has 4763 that she needs to sell. I wish her luck!

    I love the website Cracked and their take on the world. This competition, The Sex Ed Lessons You Wish They'd Taught You is full of entries of pure Photoshop genius. I don't understand the winning entry though. Anyone fancy enlightening me?!

    2009 Top Ten Sexy Christmas Gifts For Her

    If you’re having trouble figuring out what to get your girlfriend or wife for Christmas, don’t panic!

    Lovehoney is here to inspire and enlighten you with this nifty list of the 10 most wanted, best selling and sexiest gifts around.

    But that’s not all! Lovehoney are not only giving out great gift advice but we’re guaranteeing you a festive season that is completely free of hassle, busy shopping centres and postage charges! That's right - Christmas is delivered free!

    Read on to see the Top 10 Sexy Christmas Gifts For Her this year:

    Introduced several months ago, the Lovehoney uploader allows people to submit photos of themselves wearing any underwear available on the site.

    Designed to do away with fake and tarty models and inject some real sexiness into your lingerie shopping, it has been a staggering success thanks to the people who make it so special – you!

    To reward all the people who upload photos, we decided to create Lovehoney’s Next Top Model, a special competition where one real life model is chosen at random and given £100 to spend on naughty goodies.

    Lesbians Selling Vibrators to Housewives Door to Door

    Unusual title, no?

    Sadly you won't find any videos of lesbians selling vibrators to housewives door to door in this blog post, but you will discover more of the strange search terms that seem to lead to Lovehoney.

    And by writing this, I've realised that Lovehoney will now rank even higher for the search term 'lesbians selling vibrators to housewives door to door'. I really must stop typing that...

    Are there any sexual positions during intercourse that would give my husband a tighter feeling?

    The best positions to give your husband a tighter feeling are missionary with your legs over his shoulders, or with your feet resting against his chest.

    Weekly Sex Blog Round-Up

    Welcome to Lovehoney's weekly sex blog round-up!

    As usual, I, Harrie Handley, will be your compere, your ring master and your guide through everything smutty and saucy in the blogosphere.

    See my latest picks of naughtiness and suggest one of your own!

    • So Halloween has come and gone. In the end I dressed up as a zombie sailor girl. I must say that this year's standard of good costumes was immense. In my local pub alone I happened to meet the Virgin Atlantic cabin crew, a very much alive Elvis, a schizophrenic devil and Dog the Bounty Hunter. Of course it's not just me that seems to be talking about how great their Halloween was this year. It seems that a lot of effort was put in by everyone, including the celebs. Check out what the A list dressed up as over at Jezebel. I love Gwen Steffani's Jessie the Cowgirl outfit. Not sure about Mariah Carey's angelic look though.
    • The Cowgirl, the Cowboy, Doggy, Scissors, Spoons, 69... the list of sex positions goes on and on but if you're anything like John DeVore over at the Frisky then you'll agree that the Greatest Sex Position Ever is missionary. And in the hope of not sounding boring, I may have to agree!
    • Seven Til Midnight Multi-Layer Mesh Ruffled Boy ShortsIt's all in the name of scientific research, apparently. This article on the Nerve, filed under their 'I Did It For Science' section is entitled 'Selling Panties on Craigslist'. Would you sell your used underwear for a quick buck? This lady did and it makes for quite a good story!

    • I discovered this blog, The Red Sneaker Diaries, a few days ago and ever since I've been hooked on it. There's everything you could possibly want from one sex blog - saucy erotica, honest reviews on sex toys, spot on advice and a great insight into one hell of a sex life! I recommend giving it a look.
    • Durex Extra Safe Condoms (12 Pack)Sex and birth control has come a long, long way. After reading this article about the Evolution of Birth Controlon News Week I'm actually rejoicing over the modern day condom. 18th century condoms were made out of animal guts and packaged in paper envelopes. Think I'll stick with Durex, thanks.

    • I do love following the dating adventures of Harriet Donato on O'Joy. Not only do we have the same first name but we also seem to have the same bad luck with terrible men. Her latest installment on her love life is called No No NoNoNo and I think you can guess by that title that it's not a story that ends with wedding bells ringing.

    If you're planning a dirty weekend away, then it's worth considering which naughty products you need to pack.

    With security as high as it is, having your njoy Eleven pulled out of your hand luggage and investigated isn't as unlikely as it sounds.

    You won't find this information on any travel programme or in any holiday brochure, so listen carefully to our advice on flying with your sex toys...

    How Important is Regular Sex in a Relationship?

    There was recently quite a controversial blog post on Lovehoney from international sex expert Tracey Cox, dealing with the subject of lack of sex in a long term relationship.

    This post caused many interesting follow up comments, some agreeing and some disagreeing.

    As we like to give a range of opinions, we asked the original Orgasm Coach, Lisa Turner, to give her view on sex and relationships.

    Lisa is probably best known for her research into orgasm and its ability to affect a woman’s career. Lisa found that while men lose energy through orgasm, women become empowered and gain clarity of thought, meaning that they can move up within a company and become career confident.

    But Lisa Turner is more than a one-trick-pony. Lisa also specialises in a form of sexual therapy that leaves you feeling energised and ready to take on the world, instead of emotionally drained afterwards.

    So who better to take on this tricky topic than the Orgasm Coach herself!

    Find out more below the jump...

    Free Sexy Extract of No Reservations - November's Book of the Month!

    As it's coming up to Christmas, we thought we'd offer a very special Book of the Month from Black Lace - No Reservations.

    But what makes this sensual piece of erotica so exceptional? It's written by not just one of the best authors around, but two of them!

    And it comes with a free BASIC Sex Toys Love Bullet Vibrator for one month only!

    Bondage Boutique - The First Bondage Loyalty Scheme!

    Lovehoney have done it – the first Bondage Loyalty Scheme ever!

    The Bondage Boutique range is Lovehoney's first full collection of slap-and-tickle products, designed for both the beginner and the more advanced players.

    And not only is there a new range of leather and suede kinky gear to be had, but you can also earn points for buying it!

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