Although generous to a fault, Santa draws the line at sexy gifts, leaving it up to you to cross 'sex toy' off your husband or boyfriend's Christmas list.
Undoubtedly your partner's perfect stroker, love ring or prostate massager exists somewhere within Lovehoney's toy trove. But with so many to choose from and limited alone time for clandestine purchasing, it's important to shop smart. That's why we've created this quiz!
A mere seven questions will funnel you from magnitudinous multiple choices to a single perfect product. Each of the potential recommended gifts are top-rated toys so as to minimise the chances of a poor choice.
Just be careful your lover doesn't already have the recommended item. If they do, simply give the quiz another go with a few altered answers.
It's December, which means the festive season is officially upon us!
While many people are cracking open their advent calendars today, we've decided to spread the festive cheer with a little gift-giving of our own.
For the next 12 days, we'll be giving you all the chance to win a host of exciting prizes. We're kicking things off by offering 1 of 12 bottles of Lovehoney Cherry Flavour Edible Massage Oil (normally £4.99 each) - yummy!
With each new day, the number of prizes will go down but the value of each prize goes up, culminating with a bumper bundle on December 12th.
Enter our competition below and a cherry massage oil could be on its way to you in time for Christmas.
So, you ask your special someone what they want for Christmas, and they give you this sweet-but-useless reply:
"Oh, anything honey. As long as I get to spend time with you..." (All together now... Aaaaawww.)
Sound familiar? Never fear - Lovehoney is here!
With over a decade of experience selling sex toys at Christmas, we know a thing or two about the toys that'll get you Rocking Around the Chistmas Tree, but which one is best for your relationship?
To help you decide, and to take the stress out of your Christmas shopping, we've compiled this 7-question gift finder. Simply answer each question to tell us a bit about your partner and we'll figure out (with utmost scientific accuracy) which of our best-selling couples toys is the perfect match for your perfect match.
Forget Silent Nights. Add a different kind of spice to your Christmas celebrations and get ready to have your bells well and truly jingled!
You spend hours in the gym trying to improve your stamina and physique, so isn't it time you showed the same attention to your penis?
With a strapline like 'become better', you'd be forgiven for thinking this was some kind of self-help book, but the Blewit Pleasure + Performance Masturbator is your one-way ticket to epic sex for you and your partner.
Blewit's twisted octagon shape creates an ergonomic fit for both left and right-handed users and hands of all sizes.
The sleeve is multitextured for enhanced stimulation and its quickflip suction control and air tight seal creates a vacuum-like suction. You can even adjust the tightness!
You're probably wondering how masturbation can help your partner too (although I'm sure you don't need any excuse). Keep reading and all will be revealed...
You've sorted the big presents, you've sorted the pet's presents, you've sorted the in-law's presents (sigh), and you've even sorted the kids' teachers' presents: you are totally owning this whole Christmas shopping thing.
Now comes the fun bit: the stocking fillers!
Veer away from boring socks, put down the personalised pens and instead buy your partner a stocking filler they actually want.
We've selected the very best sexy gifts and all of them are under a tenner. Bargain!
All you have to do is take our quiz to find out which sexy prezzie is guaranteed to go down a storm with your significant other based on their likes and dislikes.
Perhaps make a mental note not to let them open it in front of the whole family...
Whether you're headed on a romantic weekend away or just want to play like Grey every night of the week, the latest addition to the Fifty Shades of Grey Official Pleasure Collection is sure to delight.
The Weekend Collection comprises ten luxurious sex toys inspired by the books and is approved by E L James. Enjoy top quality silicone toys that are affordable enough to make seductive stocking fillers for your lucky partner.
Lovehoney co-founder Neal Slateford explains "We worked closely with E L James to create these must-have toys for any sensual weekend away or romantic night in. The small and sleek items are perfect for travel so Fifty Shades fans can add that Christian and Anatasia spark to their sexual scenarios anywhere in the world."
Ideal for beginners and Fifty Shades fans on a budget, the Weekend Collection includes jiggle balls, cock rings and nipple suckers.
Explore the full collection below...
Sex toys are emotionally charged gifts, conveying how intimately you know your lover’s tastes and desires, and thus sex toy gifts at Christmas can be a tricky business.
Get it right and you’ll be showered with praise, compassion, and most of all, sex, while a moment’s misjudgement can cause embarrassment or even offence.
Never ones to stand idly by while their fellow humans suffer solo, we’ve created this helpful quiz to help you come up trumps with the perfect toy for your lady.
Seven questions will expertly steer you through the choppy storms of confusion to the beachy inlet of understanding, with a perfect pleasure purchase revealed at the end.
There are eight products that could be potentially turned up by our diagnostic algorithm.
Each one is a top-ranking best-seller on the Lovehoney site, minimising the likelihood of a poor pick. Just make sure your lover doesn’t already have one and you’re a shoo-in.
Upgrade your intimate experiences with Lovehoney's latest collection, Desire. Born of over a decade of experience and drawing on over 156,000 customer reviews, this new range represents the point where our expertise meets our customers' insight. The result is the ultimate premium pleasure collection.
In the works for several years, the range of six toys has used your feedback to inform its designs, cherry-picking and combining the key features from your top-rated styles.
Through a meticulous process of reworking, field-testing and feedback these toys have then been refined, revised and rebooted to realise their peak potential, and fitted with high-functioning motors to maximise sensation and versatility.
In this video, Lovehoney Product Director Bonny Hall and Product Developer Paul Jaques discuss the conception and creation of the Lovehoney Desire range.
Each month we choose our favourite new sex toy review (from our growing database of over 156,000!) to win a special £100 Lovehoney gift card. This month's winner delievered a champion review that was not only helpful but amusing - it's a perfect 10 from us! Get a taste from the below extract:
"And here we are at the start of the Kegel Olympics 2015. First up, representing Great Britain, is Caliente. She's a intermediate kegel exerciser, but at 36 she will have her age against her in this competition. Her previous personal best was with beginner jiggle balls at a featherweight of only 56g. She smashed the European beginner's record by easily holding them in all day without even feeling them move. But is she really ready for the heavyweight division? Today we're going to find out as she attempts the biggest challenge of her kegel career, the Fifty Shades of Grey Inner Goddess Silver Pleasure Balls, weighing in at a massive 221g. Can she lift these advanced balls and manage to complete the full snatch, clean and jerk?" Read the full review.
Read on below for the latest runners up and to find out how you can be in the running for next month:
Buying sexy underwear for your wife or girlfriend can seem like a totally daunting task. From bustiers, to basques, bras to bodystockings, it can be incredibly difficult to determine not only what your partner would like, but what would suit them, and what they would feel most comfortable wearing.
Luckily, we've created a simple and stress-free way to determine what kind of lingerie your lady woud love for this festive season: a quiz!
Containing seven questions (and not an algebraic formula in sight) that will determine your lover's likes and dislikes, this Christmas questionnaire will do all the hard work for you, and offer the perfect present from our lingerie collection based on your answers.
All you need to find out before you take the quiz is your partner's bra and dress size (which you can do by having a quick snoop at the labels in her underwear drawer), and pick one of the multiple choice answers for each question to reveal your sexy solution.