• Best Sex Toy Reviews of October 2010

    Because reviews help everyone decide what is going to be the best sex toy for them, we love it when you take the time to make them in-depth and honest. Each month, we give £100 worth of sex toys to the person who writes the Lovehoney Review of the Month. We also choose highly commended reviews and reward them with 2000 Oh! Points a piece. So without further ado, it's time to announce who we have chosen as October's overall winner.

    Review of the Month

    Winning £100 of sex toys this month was intentionless who proved that being succinct and witty is a winning combination, with his review of the Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker. Alas, the stroker did not live up to his expectations, but his review is well worth the read for the full picture.

    "If there's one thing I have mastered in my lifetime thus far, it's the skill of masturbating successfully without the need for any bells and whistles. For me a toy should take you to a new level entirely or it's not really worth it... To paraphrase Woody Allen, "even my worst orgasm was right on the money". It's just not a toy I'll be rushing to use again. My right hand, I'm afraid, remains ten times the Super Stroker this could ever be."

    Read the winning review.

    But stop press! All is not lost, on 31st October intentionless also reviewed the Jenna Haze Fleshlight Girls Lotus Fleshlight and it appears it was much more successful. Read the review.

    Highly commended sex toy and lingerie reviews in Octomber

    Bondage Boutique Leather Blindfold and Paddle with Heart Shapes

    "A very happy spankee" in the shape of Kitty_McPlunder proves that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Reviewing (and pre-reviewing!) the Bondage Boutique Leather Blindfold and Paddle with Heart Shapes "I'd convinced myself that the blindfold looked way too small and stiff to be of any use, but boy was I wrong!" Read the review.

    Pasante Unique Non-Latex Polyethylene Condoms

    Tupperwareheart had a pretty horrific time with the Pasante Unique Non-Latex Polyethylene Condoms, but was still able to summarise the experience with humour. "Literally the only way I could describe the feeling of these condoms is having sex through a plastic bag. The offputting rustling, the chafing, the loose fit..." Read the review

    CyberSkin Superthick Realistic Gonzo Cock

    Mr xxxx writes a fantastically well-informed review of the CyberSkin Superthick Realistic Gonzo Cock, complete with care instructions - after all, "love your Cyberskin toy and it will love you". Read the review.

     

    Bondage Boutique Leather Stud-Lined O-Ring Collar

    Review regular, BashfulBabe, got her hands on a Bondage Boutique Leather Stud-Lined O-Ring Collar and described its sensory pleasures as well as its practicalities. "This has that glorious whiff, which is further intensified as it warms up. Also, with the smooth studs on the interior side as well as outside, you can feel the lovely chill at the various points." Read the review.

    Remote Control 10 Function Love Egg with Sleeve

    BoundinBlack wrote a great review of the Remote Control 10 Function Love Egg with Sleeve and really got us thinking about the teasing his "puppy" was experiencing. "She loves it, I love it, we can't recommend this "frustrating teaser" (her words) enough..." Read the review.

     

    If you want to get involved, check out our guide on how to write a killer review, get creative and then submit your sex toy or lingerie review.

    Don't forget to take inspiration from October's winner and highly commended reviews!

    Wearing lingerie probably.

    Lovehoney model of the month sexy lingerie sexy costume chloela2003

    Because we enjoy seeing you in all kinds of sexy outfits, Lovehoney encourages all customers to doll themselves up and upload photos of themselves wearing gorgeous lingerie and costumes for the chance to win £100 to spend on sex toys, sexy lingerie or sexy costumes! October was a fiercely competitive month, and it was so difficult to choose a winner.

    However, after much deliberation we are pleased to announce that the winner of the £100 shopping spree is chloela2003. Congratulations! Hella Rouge was bewitched by the Pin Up pose she struck and the team loved the Halloween theme, with the pumpkins creating the perfect mise-en-scène.

    If you fancy a chance to win a £100 shopping spree on Lovehoney, just upload a picture of yourself wearing sexy lingerie or costumes and check back next month!

    This Halloween we pittied the vampires against the werewolves in the sexy supernatural stakes, and out of two long lists you chose your favourites.

    Kate Beckinsale (Underworld) won out for the sexy vampires, while we can announce that Taylor Lautner (Twilight) savaged the rest of the competition and is your sexiest werewolf.

    We counted your votes and the winner was out there by a mile! Your sexy supernatural champion is vampiric Kate Beckinsale from Underworld.

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    May you have a bone shakingly pleasurable and momentus Death by Orgasm this Halloween, from everyone at Lovehoney.

    If you're bored on this spooky, extra long Halloween weekend, it could be the perfect excuse to play our Death by Orgasm game and save your friends from the evil ghouls!

    Enjoy!

    Halloween draws close, and thankfully you've been having more howling orgasms than horrifying experiences. Read on to find out what has been causing so many little deaths in your sex toy reviews...

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Tantus Bend Over Intermediate Vibrating Dildo and Harness Kit

    Taking the Tantus Bend Over Intermediate Vibrating Dildo and Harness Kit firmly in hand, SlipperyWhenWet finally got the beast to behave. "After a shake and a few flicks and the threat to send it back to LH it seems to be behaving for now - I can’t judge it too harshly though - sometimes it takes a shake and a few flicks to get my manhood going (though I don’t know who I’d threaten to send that back to!)… " Read the review.

    Lovehoney 7 Function Magic Bullet 2.0 Mini Waterproof Vibrator

    In White Wolf we discover an intergalactic explorer. Sending his lover to new heights with the Lovehoney 7 Function Magic Bullet 2.0 Mini Waterproof Vibrator, "She says that usually when she cums she travels to Saturn or Jupiter watching stars explode but with this she went to a totally different universe in less than a minute!" Read the review.

    Lovehoney Aquagasm Realistic Waterproof Vibrator

    MrsP saw the sale price and couldn't resist the Lovehoney Aquagasm Realistic Waterproof Vibrator, despite some misgivings! "The thought of playing with something that looks like another mans cock didn't appeal to me or my husband, but I actually think it's tasteful and non-threatening and I think I will enjoy using this with my husband." Read the review.

    Super Flexi Waterproof Rabbit Vibrator

    Enjoying the pleasures of the Super Flexi Waterproof Rabbit Vibrator, freefall gives us an insight into the workings of the vibrator, and her personality too. "It goes from "ooh that tickles" to "Oh My God", which is so much better than having preset speeds if you're a bit of a control freak." Read the review.

     

    Lelo Nea Luxury Rechargeable Pebble Vibrator

    Eloquent Valentina describes the Lelo Nea Luxury Rechargeable Pebble Vibrator with the misty-eyed affection of new love. "It sits so perfectly in the palm of your hand, it reminded me of a smooth polished pebble, the kind you pick up at the beach. The black version is so beautiful, it looks like its been dipped in black lacquer" Read the review.

    Whether you've been thrilled or terrified by your sex toys, let everyone know about it and add a new review.

    Two luxury sex toy demonstrations and a Will it Blend? Halloween 2010 Special. 

    Jimmyjane FORM 3 Waterproof and Rechargeable VibratorJimmyjane FORM 3 Waterproof and Rechargeable Vibrator

    The waterproof Jimmyjane FORM 3 rechargeable vibrator is uniquely contoured and designed to deliver intense vibrations to intimate areas as a natural extension of the hand. Perfect for caressing your most intimate spots or for shared stimulation as Lovehoney's Annabelle Knight demonstrates.

    Find out more: Jimmyjane FORM 3 Waterproof and Rechargeable Vibrator

    Climax Twist 7 Function Rechargeable Massager VibratorClimax Twist 7 Function Rechargeable Massager

    The Climax Twist is an ultra powerful massager vibrator with motors in both ends. But that's not all; the Climax Twist is true to its name and has a swivelling head that allows it to be bent to 90 degrees for maximum comfort and easy control. Annabelle Knight is on hand to talk you through the 7 wonders of this luxury massage toy. 

    Find out more: Climax Twist 7 Function Rechargeable Massager Vibrator

    Lovehoney Love Bunny Vibrating Bullet RabbitWill It Blend? 2010 Halloween Special!

    Will It Blend? Ever wondered what would happen if you were to blend a Death by Orgasm Zombie bullet vibe with a Love Bunny? Wonder no more - just watch and learn as The Professor gets slightly more than he bargained for in this Halloween special. 

    If you like putting your own twist on things, why not get creative and adapt an outfit to make a killer DIY Halloween costume? We've got 5 suggestions for costumes that are great if you don't fancy being a sexy witch or vampire.

    1. Roadkill Bunny

    Fever Pin Up Bunny Jumpsuit

    For the perfect rabbit-just-squashed-by-headlights look, we suggest the Fever Pin Up Bunny Jumpsuit in white, to really offset the blood-spatters. If you're feeling artistic, why not stencil some tyre marks up the front (or should that be back?) of the jumpsuit. Match with some shredded white stockings and accessorise with a little trickle of blood at the corner of the mouth. 

     

    2. Asylum Nurse and Patient

    Sweet Streak Sexy Vinyl Nurse Costume

    Will you kiss it better, or will you drive them insane with your sexy wiles? Match a Nurse Uniform with a crazy-eyed look and a lovely syringe to administer your medicine with. We particularly like the Sweet Streak Sexy Vinyl Nurse Costume, because those blood stains are such a pain to get out, right?

    A great costume for a couple, get your other half into the Asylum Patient Straight Jacket and mask and send the jitters down your fellow partygoers.

     

    3. Dead Riding Hood

    Leg Avenue Sweetheart Red Riding Hood Dress

    We can't resist a pun, and while your Dead Riding Hood outfit might need a little explaining, it'll make everyone groan when they realise! For the look, white out your face with face paint (or talcum powder for the truly thrifty) and add skeleton-esque circles under your eyes with dark eyeshadow. Accessorise the sexy Leg Avenue Sweetheart Red Riding Hood Dress with a psychotic Woodcutter's axe for full effect.

     

    4. Little Bo Creep

    Fever Bo Peep 4 Piece CostumeLittle Bo Creep has lost her sheep... and they really really don't want to be found by this shepherdess. Add some spook to the Fever Bo Peep 4 Piece Costume with fake blood and some undead make up. Prepare to silence the lambs.

     

     

    5. Crafty School Girls - Teenage Witch

    Seven Til Midnight Skull School Girl

    It wouldn't be Halloween without a schoolgirl witch casting her spells and creating havoc. Out of all the schoolgirl costumes on Lovehoney, we reckon the Seven Til Midnight Skull School Girl fits the bill for a Halloween party. Looking most like the girls from The Craft, and with enough fabric not to frighten your mates, the skeletal details are spook-tastic. 

     

     This Halloween we're pitting the vampires against the werewolves in the sexy supernatural stakes, and out of two long lists you chose your favourites.

    Kate Beckinsale (Underworld) won out for the sexy vampires, while we can announce that Taylor Lautner (Twilight) savaged the rest of the competition and is your sexiest werewolf.

    From today, we're pitting the winning sexiest vampire against the sexiest werewolf - just in time for a Halloween showdown. Who will be your supernatural sex champion? Vote on the poll - you decide!

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