• It's been a crazily busy week, with huge numbers of sex toy reviews being submitted. Are you all tucking into your Christmas stocking early, by any chance?

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Doc Johnson Sasha Grey Pocket Pussy

    Kicking proceedings off this week is toycar69 who reviewed the Doc Johnson Sasha Grey Pocket Pussy. Girls, look away now (or prepare to wince) as "it's now starting to look a little worse for wear around the entrance: poor little Sasha now has a perineal tear." Read the review.

    Aurora illuminating Quiet and Smooth Massager

    A triangulated Christmas present with a difference, Tupperwareheart gives us the lowdown on the Aurora illuminating Quiet and Smooth Massager. "Unless you’ve dated someone who has a toblerone in their pants, the Aurora will be a completely new sensation." Read the review.

    Tracey Cox Supersex Sensation Stroker

    Nattily-named Giraffe tongue inadvertently lets slip his favourite James Bond-esque spying technique in his review of the Tracey Cox Supersex Sensation Stroker. "Make sure that no one is holding a glass to the wall next door..." Read the review.

    S-E-X Dice Game

    Reviewing a counter and dice game the (S-E-X Dice Game) was the aptly named chipNroll. Making a fantastic point about erotic games she says, "nobody wants their brain to be their hardest working organ during a sex game." So did it hit the mark? Read the review.

    His and Hers Vibrating Rocket and Ring Kit

    It was vintagefree who gave us the one-liner of the week in their review of the His and Hers Vibrating Rocket and Ring Kit."Grab on to your knickers girls, and get ready to yank them off!" Seems like this kit was an instant hit! Read the review.

    Have you treated yourself to some early Christmas presents? Let everyone know how you got on with your sparkly new toys by adding a new review.

    Buying the perfect Christmas present for your lover can be a stressful and daunting task, which is why Lovehoney has hand-picked a selection of our best-selling Gifts and Games to add some sexy fun and frivolity to your festive celebrations.

    Whether you make a present of yourself in a Naughty Knot Sexy Body Bow, expand your sexual repertoire with new sexual positions or indulge in some festive foreplay, you'll find the ideal gift with Annabelle Knight in this week's Sex Toys TV Highlights.

    Naughty Knot Sexy Body BowNaughty Knot Sexy Body Bow

    As seen on Alan Titchmarsh and Jerry Springer! Make a present of yourself with this clever giant sash designed to turn you into a perfectly wrapped gift. And you can guarantee someone special will want to unwrap you.

    Find out more: Naughty Knot Sexy Body Bow

    Kama Sutra Card and Dice Sex Positions GameKama Sutra Sex Positions Card Game

    Anyone can learn the love secrets of the Kama Sutra. This game of skill and love is based on the ancient teachings of the East. A game for two lovers that teaches wisdom, respect and closeness through the medium of mutual pleasure and exploration.

    Find out more: Kama Sutra Card and Dice Sex Positions Game

    S-E-X Dice GameS-E-X Dice Game

    A raunchy dice game. Divide action chips between the players and then take turns to roll the dice. If each die collectively spells the word 'SEX' you have to perform three foreplay activities to act out on the player of your choice.

    Find out more: S-E-X Dice Game

    I get recurring cystitis. Is it related to frequent sex and the size of my boyfriend's penis?

    Lots of sex can increase the risk of cystitis which is why it is nicknamed the 'honeymoon' disease.

    A week of refined and nostalgic sex toy reviews this week, with Victorian harlots, Mary Poppins and the Three Tenors getting a look in. Never fear though, there's plenty of sexy time satisfaction among the highbrow references.

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Sweet Streak Underbust Waspie

    MsEllie got herself laced tightly into the Sweet Streak Underbust Waspie and reports that "I had to hang on to the bedpost as hubby heaved and wrenched, pulling me in with every tug. Getting dressed to go out has never been so erotic!" How did she feel? "Like some Victorian harlot." Oh, how you do send us into paroxysms MsEllie! Read the review.


    Lovehoney Magic Mini Rabbit Vibrator

    Bringing exquisite pleasure to LovelyLady was the Lovehoney Magic Mini Rabbit Vibrator. "As a single lady, I haven't quite had a reason to raise my voice in the bedroom but this mini rabbit had me singing like one of the tenors!" With this waterproof vibrator, singing in the shower has never been so pleasurable. Read the review.


    Lovehoney Silencer 2.0 Whisper Quiet Waterproof Vibrator

    Keeping it quiet was Ecksvie who enjoyed the Lovehoney Silencer 2.0 Whisper Quiet Waterproof Vibrator this week. She gives us our one-liner this week, with the conclusion that this super-quiet vibrator is, "the Mary Poppins of toys – practically perfect in every way!" Read the review.


    Lover's Choice 52 Sex Positions Cards

    There were contortions aplenty in Mad4Sex's bedroom as he and his partner gave the Lover's Choice 52 Sex Positions Cards a thorough testing. Unfortunately, some of the positions were a little ambitious and destined for the, "you're having a laugh, only try this if you are built like an olympic gymast or wish to end up in traction" pile. Read the review.


    Vibrating Silicone Cock Ring

    Buttercup.'s experience with the Vibrating Silicone Cock Ring was clearly a revelation - in more ways than one. She tells us that "I leave it at my boyfriend's house, and soon worked out that he was using it alone!" We love it when a toy is a hit for both partners! Read the review.


    Got some free time this weekend? Or need to relax after some hectic Christmas shopping? Why not test out some sex toys and let everyone know how it went by adding a new review.

    Lovehoney is delighted to welcome the latest range of Lelo Insignia vibrators to our luxury toy collection. Arriving at a perfect time for Christmas shopping, these waterproof vibrators make the perfect gift for her, bringing her joy and pleasure during and beyond the festive period.

    Lelo Insignia Soraya Luxury Dual-Action Waterproof VibratorLelo Insignia Soraya Luxury Dual-Action Waterproof

    Soraya is the world's most beautiful dual-action vibrator, offering multiple pleasures in a sleek and seductive package. Its smooth exterior features individual motors in each pleasure point, and a flexible stimulator that adapts to fit you.

    Find out more: Lelo Insignia Soraya Luxury Dual-Action Waterproof Vibrator

    Lelo Insignia Alia Luxury Waterproof MassagerLelo Insignia Alia Luxury Waterproof Massager

    A waterproof massaging vibrator from Lelo whose gorgeous simplicity inspires a host of intimate possibilities. Couple-friendly and a beautiful gift idea, the smooth outer shell glides over the skin, as near-silent vibrations stimulate and pleasure.

    Find out more: Lelo Insignia Alia Luxury Waterproof Massager

    Lelo Insignia Isla Luxury Waterproof VibratorLelo Insignia Isla Luxury Waterproof Vibrator

    Isla is an elegant mid-size vibrator as pleasurable to touch as it is striking to behold. The flowing silhouette is contoured to the female form with functions to match, ensuring it always delivers the most deeply satisfying sensations.

    Find out more: Lelo Insignia Isla Luxury Waterproof Vibrator

    Honest customer reviews help others decide what's going to be the best sex toy for them, and we love it when you get all sex-geeky and analyse what works and what doesn't. Each month, we give £100 worth of sex toys to the person who writes the Lovehoney Review of the Month. We also choose highly commended reviews and reward them with 2000 Oh! Points a piece.

    Review of the Month

    With over 20 detailed reviews submitted during the month of November, we felt a worthy winner of the £100 of sex toys this month was sex boffin MasqueradeMinx. Her incredibly detailed review of the Lovehoney VibraExciter Mobile Phone Vibrator For Men gave us a full low-down, but we particularly loved the "she says", "he says" section of the review - fab for letting a couple know if it's going to do it for them. Read the review.

    Model of the Month November

    Because there's nothing sexier than real, confident people, Lovehoney encourages all customers to upload photos of themselves wearing gorgeous lingerie and costumes for the chance to win £100 to spend on sex toys, sexy lingerie or sexy costumes

    After much deliberation we are pleased to announce that November's Model of the Month and winner of the £100 shopping spree is Alicia D'amore. Congratulations! We loved this enticing picture of the Bijou Boutique Heart Stockings, among the many other photos Alicia D'amore uploaded this month.

    If you fancy a chance to win a £100 shopping spree on Lovehoney, just upload a picture of yourself wearing sexy lingerie or costumes and check back next month!

    We've been at the mulled wine already! If you're looking for great value sexy Christmas gifts then look no further. Lovehoney has three incredible offers for you to take advantage of. It's the perfect way to get ahead on your Christmas shopping (or get yourself an early Christmas treat).

    With each offer, you can choose any three things (pick'n'mix style) and pay £10, £25 or £50. There's something for everyone, including TENGA, Durex Play, Lovehoney bestsellers and much, much more.

    Offer ends 23 December.

    Stuff your stocking - choose 3 for £10

    Choose any three stocking filler toys and pay just £10. Choose from a wide range of toys sure to brighten up their Christmas, including BASIC Sex Toys, condoms, Durex Play lubes, sexy novelties, nipple tassels and sexy games. See the full list.


    Top-rated gifts - choose 3 for £25

    A great way to get your Christmas shopping started at a bargain price - choose three selected top-rated toys and gifts for just £25. There's top Lovehoney favourites, TENGA sex toys for men and Earthly Body massage candles.     See the full list.


    Perfect treats - choose 3 for £50

    Kick-start your Christmas shopping (or just give yourself a treat) by getting three selected top-rated toys and gifts for just £50. Choose any three sex toys - including Lovehoney silicone vibes, Pin Ups Gift Set, BASIC Sex Toys bumper pack, and luxury pampering products from Booty Parlor.                  See the full list.


    Don't forget - everything is delivered FREE in the UK!

    3 gifts for £10 3 gifts for £25 3 gifts for £50

    Erotic massage is the perfect way to connect physically and emotionally with your lover. For many of us, being touched by a lover is both comforting and arousing, so it makes sense that massage, one of the most intimate kinds of touch, is a great way to relax the body, soothe the mind and boost your sexual happiness.

    Fantastic as a sexy gift to indulge your partner, massage candles bring with them the promise of quality time and lavish attention. Why not treat yourself and your lover to a massage candle?

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    Don't let age get in the way of an exciting sex life.

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