• Hella Rouge grapples with Rascal Huge Anal Beads

    These are the Rascal Baller Anal Beads. Our product photos make them look quite innocent, but as you can see from this to-scale photo, they’re a hefty bit of kit that you couldn’t take lightly if you tried.

    These big anal beads measure a hefty 8.35 inches in circumference around each bead, with an insertable length of 15.5 inches. Woah!

    I’m not convinced that the finger loop is really required, but better to be safe than sorry.

    Lovehoney is on a mission to find out about you and your lingerie with a short and snappy survey. It only takes a few seconds to answer some lingerie related questions in our 60 Second Lingerie Survey and you could win up to £100 to spend at Lovehoney on sex toys, sexy lingerie and essentials!

    Take the 60 Second Lingerie Survey here or read the full post to fill out the form.

    The survey has now finished and we are delighted to announce that the winner is Kim C. Thank you to all of you who took part. 

    My partner and I row all the time and our sex life is non-existent. Is there a way forward?

    I’m not suprised your sex life is non-existent - you’re not going to want to be intimate and loving in an atmosphere of constant confrontation.

    ZiniIntroducing Zini, a range of luxury sex toys at Lovehoney that have been developed to stimulate various erogenous zones with beautifully contoured shapes and sophisticated functionality. Made from skin-safe silicone and manufactured to the highest of standards, the Zini range is ideal for those looking to make an investment in pleasure with a top quality, long-lasting sex toy. 

    This week on Sex Toys TV, Lovehoney presenter Annabelle Knight introduces Zini Ran Secret Garden Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator and Zini Seed Secret Garden 10 Speed Clitoral Massager, both from Zini's Secret Garden range. You also get Free UK Delivery on all Sex Toys at Lovehoney.

    Zini Ran Secret Garden Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator Zini Ran Secret Garden Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator £99.99

    A slimline vibrator with a gently sloping tip that's perfect for G-spot exploration. Rechargeable, splash proof and crafted from silky-soft silicone, this luxury vibe is the perfect stimulator for inside and out.

    Find out more: Zini Ran Secret Garden Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator

    Zini Seed Secret Garden 10 Speed Clitoral MassagerZini Seed Secret Garden 10 Speed Clitoral Massager £60.00

    If you're looking for a clitoral vibe that can also be called upon to tease and tantalise your partner, look no further than Zini's Seed. With 10 modes of powerful vibration, this miniature vibrator expertly stimulates for unparalleled clitoral orgasms.

    Find out more: Zini Seed Secret Garden 10 Speed Clitoral Massager   

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    Cupid's Itty Bitty Beginner's Butt PlugWant to experiment with anal play but not sure where to start? A small and manageable butt plug is a great option for both men and women who wish to explore this special erogenous zone. Check out our list of the top 5 beginner's butt plugs, as recommended by Lovehoney customers in their sex toy reviews.

    In the surreal world of Royal Memorabilia, we thought the Commemorative Royal Wedding Ring would be untopplable. But by adding some goodies from Custom Cookie Co into the mix we think we've truly come up trumps.

    Behold a glorious and patriotic vision of a Prince William iced biscuit proffering a special wedding ring to a Kate Middleton-shaped cookie.

    Many thanks to Rackspace for sending us the happy couple in confectionary form so we could set up this incredible photoshoot.

    Bubble wrap and ice pack - how would you make a fake vagina?

    A typical day in the life at Lovehoney can often lead to unusual and unusually entertaining conversations and to equally unusual parts of the Internet. Currently we're stroking our chins over how best to make fake vaginas and marvelling at the ingenuity displayed by people who have had similar thoughts.

    The classic site Home Made Sex Toys has a great article on how to make a Fleshlight style masturbator, which is quite possibly the best use of an empty Pringles tube we've ever seen.

    "When stored with the lid on, the homemade flashlight can be conveniently camouflaged as an innocent can of potato chips," says the site. Yes, camouflaged right up to the moment that your mum comes round and reaches for the pre-dinner nibbles...

    Over at Steady Health there's a fantastic thread which details how to turn a towel and a rubber glove into an uncannily realistic fake vagina. It does sound fantastically complicated though. I know I'm biased, but I would suggest that treating yourself to a male sex toy from Lovehoney is a lot less hassle (and, dare I say it, a lot more fun).

    But it's great to see someone pitch in with some great, succinct advice: "Bubble wrap and ice pack quite good"

    Lovehoney Swirling Art Orgasmic Smooth Glass DildoUsually we see the Review of the Month posts dominated by vibrators, but not this month. This month dildos, butt plugs and even a penis pump have made it into our monthly selection of helpful and well written reviews.

    Review of the Month

    New member Krys was the author of our favourite review this month. By explaining her experience and clearly stating the pros and cons for other people, there's no doubt she will have helped people umm-ing and ahh-ing over glass dildos to take the plunge.

    Read the full review here to find out what changed her mind!

    Have you tried something new recently? Surprised by the result? Why not write a review describing your experience and let everyone know how it went (good or bad!). Real reviews written by real people are so important for helping you choose the right toy... and they're good fun to read even if you're just window shopping.

    To reward the writers of sex toy reviews, we give £100 worth of sex toys to the person who writes the best Lovehoney Review of the Month. We also choose a selection of highly commended reviews and reward them each with 2000 Oh! Points to spend as they wish - or save up for something special.

    Lovehoney is delighted to introduce some truly regal vibrations for you to indulge in as you celebrate the marriage of His Royal Highness Prince William of Wales to Catherine Elizabeth Middleton on Friday 29th April, 2011.

    The Commemorative Royal Wedding Ring £1.00 lets you rejoice in the regal union of pleasure with the added buzz as you slip it onto your very own Prince Charming and enjoy the mutually-stimulating benefits during your private (or public) display of affection.

    A truly unique item of Royal Wedding memorabilia, we are confident that this love ring will deliver more pleasure than a commemorative Royal wedding plate and even better, it is made from stretchy silicone to accommodate most Royal members. With six batteries included, you can be assured that your post-nuptial celebrations won't be cut short and you can mark the commencement of pleasurable vibrations by reading the inscripted vows on the packaging.

    Delivering a Royal performance at a price suitable for the general public, it will be a consumation of love you'll never forget as the powerful vibrations just keep coming from this Royal blue ring.

    "This ring I take from you as a token of your love and devotion to me. I pledge to you all that I am and all that I will ever be as your husband. With this ring, I gladly marry you and join my life to yours..."


    My new man is very good in bed but I feel boring in comparison. What can I do?

    Why not tell him you’d like to give him as much pleasure as he gives you?

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