Election fever gripped the nation yesterday as voters turned out in their millions to determine the next tenant of 10 Downing Street. With queues running out the door at some polling stations, most of us viewed the task as our democratic duty rather than a pleasurable playtime, but perhaps we just weren’t thinking creatively enough...
For yesterday’s secret ballot, Lovehoney member naughtboi had a second secret hidden away - a Lovehoney Sensual Glass Butt Plug. A small, 4-inch plug with a flared base to guard against unwanted travel, naughtboi’s review mentioned how the size and shape means the plug is ideally suited to wearing out and about, and discreet enough to go unnoticed:
“Perfectly made and easy to insert, and best of all is it's a great size for just popping in and going about your daily business... As soon as it arrived I cleaned it and popped it in and went down to the shops and then the polling station to vote and no one knew I had it inserted.”
Giving a whole new meaning to the term ‘independent party’, naughtboi’s solo fun proved voting doesn’t have to be dull - think how this could improve the turnout for 2020.
You've probably noticed that we're celebrating this week. We've just hit 100,000 product reviews, and we couldn't be more delighted.
Thanks to each one of our wonderful customers who took the time to write a review. Your reviews have helped thousands of others to choose the right sex toys and are part of the reason that people feel confident to shop with Lovehoney time and time again.
Below are our top five most reviewed products (ever), racking up a whopping 4,000 reviews between them. We have selected some of our favourite reviews to highlight just why so many people can't help but share their experience.
If you want to start reviewing products but aren't quite sure where to start, follow our Guide to Writing Great Reviews and become a sex toy critic in no time. You could even win £100 to spend at Lovehoney!
Ever wondered how many cock rings it takes to encircle the base of the Eiffel Tower or how many water-coolers full of lube Lovehoney customers use each year? Us too. That's why we found out and compiled 5 of our most interesting sex toy stats to share with you in the below video. We hope you find it as fascinating as we do.
Want to learn more cool facts about sex toys? Check out Down the Rabbit Hole: It's the largest study of sex toy sales ever (over 1 million) and it happened when we invited self-styled Ideas Detective Jon Millward to analyse the sales data of the largest online sex toy retailer in the UK (that's us!)
Read on to see all the toys used to make this video:
There's nothing sexier than a pair of crotchless knickers, but we'll admit they're better suited to a raunchy night in the bedroom than day-to-day wear.
Introducing our brand new Flirty Knickers range - underwear that's comfortable and practical enough for everyday wear, while still being sheer and lacy for extra sex appeal when it comes time to undress.
Available in four styles (boyshorts, bikini, G-string and thong) in a variety of vibrant colours and classic black, you can choose the pair that suit your shape and personality.
Whether you want to keep it effortlessly seductive with hip-hugging boyshorts or bare all with an alluring G-string, we've got the perfect pants for you.
Check out each sexy style below, and don't forget to tell us which is your favourite in the comments section.
It's a well known fact that Lovehoney customers are the best around, and I love sharing with you the nice comments our team receive daily, as well as the occasional hilarious drawings we get in the post.
Just last week, Customer Care advisor Chelsea (left) was manning the Live Chat function when she received a veritable Lovehoney love poem from a kind customer:
Lovehoney.com is THE one Clothes to please and some to tease
Silks and satins I don't look fat in
Frills and bows, for anything goes
Men and women both enjoy a sexy Lovehoney toy
Thank you Lovehoney
You can have my money
You give me pleasure
For my leisure
You help me feel in the mood
All is fun and never crude.
Of course, Chelsea couldn't not return the favour... Read on below for her hilarious response!