Like anyone who has thought about sex toys and sex in general as much as I do on a daily basis, I have often pondered the sex swing idea.
There is definitely something appealing about the idea of weightless (or nearly) movement in bed - just think how long you could last if no one started to get tired or had a leg start to cramp up!
But the more serious ones involved too much bolting and commitment to developing an "I! Have! Sex!" bedroom decor and the less serious ones seemed too flimsy.
After all, what is the fun of putting up a sex swing if only one of you is small enough to be on it?
But now I find myself intrigued by this - unlike a regular swing, the Bonker Extreme Double Sex Positions Swing spans completely across the bed and has four total straps and handles and two seats.
I think the manufacturer's video provided didn't do the product justice. I'm not particularly creative and I have already come up with about five possible positions they didn't showcase (seriously, each pair of supports can hold 350 lbs - the fact that they didn't hoist the man up in the air more often was just a waste).
Unfortunately, it's a bit out of my price range at least until I decide to treat myself grand style, so if any of you are lucky enough to get one, please let me know how it works out. I want to know how high up on my wish list to put it...
From 2007's irritating Mitchell and Web Mac adverts to this recent profile of a typical Mac
fanboy user from Advertising Age, there's been a lot of hoopla and chin-stroking about the difference between Mac and Windows users.
Mac users, we are told, are cool and sophisticated. Windows users, well, aren't.
But here at Lovehoney we've been thinking that there must be more interesting differences between the operating system sexes than that.
What, for example, does your choice of operating system say about your sex life? Are Mac users having more sex than Windows users? Are they having different kinds of sex? We need to know.
And know we shall. The Lovehoney Web site received nearly 1 million unique visits in December 2007 and by analysing the site's Web logs and analytics information we can start to answer these vital sex questions.
So please join us as we lift our analytics skirts in the first of a regular series, and let you take a peak at the sexual differences between Mac and Windows users...
Say "hello" to the ultimate Valentine's gift for couples. The Lovehoney Valentine Dream Gift Pack has everything you need to make February 14 (and a long time after that!) the sexiest day of the year. It's got the party-in-your-pant Dream Egg Remote Control Vibrator, the yelpmungous Bada Bing Ring and the Buzz Tongue finger vibe.
AND we're giving away the phenomenal Durex Play Wand G-Spot Massager worth £49.99 absolutely free with every gift pack!
Here's what you get with this tremendous offer:
Go Platinum this Valentine's with the super-sexy Lovehoney Valentine Gift Pack, which features three of our finest, best-loved vibrators including the Silver Jessica Rabbit, the pocket-sized Buzz Tingler Finger Vibrator and the zing-a-ding-dingtious Wiggle Wand.
AND we're giving away the magnificent Durex Play Little Gem Clitoral Stimulator worth £44.99 absolutely free with every gift pack!
Here's what you get with this magnificent offer:
Blimey, it's a whole year's worth of fun. Buy the fantastic Lovehoney Valentine Fun Bundle and get a Durex Play Indulge Gift Pack worth a whopping £59.99 absolutely free!
The Valentine Fun Bundle contains four of Lovehoney's best-selling and highly rated toys: the magnificent waterproof Aquagasm Rabbit Vibrator, the powerful Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit Vibrator, the couple-pleasing Magic Cock Ring Bullet Vibrator and the cheeky Magic Rabbit bullet vibe.
Here's what you get with this magnificent offer:
Just when you thought you had seen the last of industrial action from Royal Mail workers, some operatives in their Stoke on Trent office have decided to strike at the busiest time of the year.
The only postcode that is affected is ST6. Royal Mail tells us that you should see no adverse affect on any your mail as they'll be sending 20 managers from every area of the country to ensure that all deliveries are made on time.
So, if you live in the Stoke on Trent area, you'll still get your Lovehoney Christmas deliveries on time. Carry on shopping - and happy Christmas!
Harry Potter's wand might be able to pull a few fancy tricks but wait till you see the new Lovehoney Power Wand Mini Vibrator work its sexy magic. Whoosh! Hey presto, it's an orgasm!
Small but beautifully formed, the Power Wand packs an amazing amount of energy into its 5 compact inches. There are 7 speeds and patterns to enjoy, from gentle pulses to chin-wobbling vibrations – so whether you're using it for clitoral stimulation or all-over massage, solo or with a partner, the Power Wand always casts a sensational spell.
The curved shaft is wonderfully smooth and the silver base is solid with simple, easy-to-use buttons. It's a fantastic gift – and a great treat for yourself, too! You can find out more about the all-new Lovehoney Power Wand here.
This week at Lovehoney get your sexy toys gift-boxed for only £1! No messing around with torn wrapping paper and bits of Sellotape stuck together – we'll pop your sexy gift in a sexy gift box for just £1.
Thousands of sexy gifts are eligible for gift-wrapping and no matter how many items you choose, it only costs £1!
You can see our gift box demonstration on Sex Toys TV here.
Ho, ho, ho! Cunningly disguised as Father Christmas this festive fellow tosses off its hat to reveal itself! Yes – it's the Who's Been Naughty Christmas Vibrator!
Santa might only come once a year – but this multispeed, waterproof Yuletide vibe will make you come as many times as you like! Written along its shaft is: 'who's been naughty or nice' – and you won't care once you feel the powerful vibrations taking you on a sleigh ride to ecstasy!
And because it's Christmas, we're giving away a sensational, knee-tremblingly powerful Lovehoney Magic Rabbit worth £9.99 free with every Christmas Vibe.
Double your pleasure! It's a great gift for a partner or friend – or a lovely treat for your own stocking.