Last week, I brought up the idea of using the show Prison Break to spice up your bedroom antics. So I think you know what I was thinking when watching Heroes last night...
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I'm sorry. What I meant to say was that it is time to enjoy this compelling drama filled with complex characters, intricate plot details, and intense emotions.
And drool. Because let's not lie, the ladies are watching this programme for cut bad boys all locked away for their naughtiness. Their...naughtiness. Now, enjoying the show is one thing. But how much better to take that enjoyment to the bedroom? Luckily there are plenty of costumes out there that let you tap into your helpless prisoner/harsh prison guard fantasies. And with the beauty of Lovehoney, you can even change around which role you play on any given night.
The gorgeous Midnight Plus Size Peek A Boo Babydoll (left) is made of teasing sheer lace and has a flyaway front, split cups and lace ties.
For a seductive sheer chemise with underwired embroidered lace cups look no further than the Midnight Plus Size Lace Chemise & G-String, which has cheeky front side slits and a matching lace G-string.
This classic salmon pink Midnight Plus Size Chemise & G-String features a delicate contrast ruffle trim in black, bow detailing, and elasticated shoulder straps. Includes matching G-String with black satin bows.
Check out the complete Midnight Plus Size range here.
There is much goodness to the concept of vibrating panties. They're an easy way to enjoy toys--no holding, positioning, or moving--they are interactive...if you want to get a partner involved, most have handheld remotes that allow it; and they instantly ratchet up your cache with people who will be impressed by your daring, kinky side.
Let some random person spot Jessica Biel buying a pair and tell a blogger and the next thing you know, you've got an internet full of men who are drooling helplessly. Now, I can't promise you the same results--let's face it, we don't all have that great of an ass--but you're pretty much guaranteed a fun time.
You would be advised, however, to be careful to try them out safely at home before you roam too far and wide. You know how you react when you have an orgasm? Right. Now imagine that happening while you're out shopping.
For at least one poor woman, it isn't necessary to "imagine"...it really happened to her. Right in the middle of Asda. With the head knocking accident. The passing out. The paramedics...who have to turn off the panties. The discreet bag handed to her on check out...
The lifetime of shopping in another town.
Play, but play safely, peeps. No one wants to be water-cooler conversation...
Whether you fancy riding through the glen with a band of men or pulling round the curtains and taking your man's (or someone else's!) temperature, there's something for everyone in the latest additions to the Dreamgirl range.
The super-sexy Robin Hood costume comes with a hat, faux leather corset and gauntlets, and a swag bag. If you like the medical look then check out the doctor and nurse outfits – each comes with a cheeky stethoscope - the breathing you'll be listening to is guaranteed to be heavy!
And if you fancy a smidgeon of dominatrix, the Ice Snow Queen's stand-up collar and low-cut mini dress simply demand attention. Perhaps even sexier is the schoolgirl combo of tie-up cotton short and check mini skirt. Sir would certainly approve!
Brand new saucy knee-high boots and sexy stilettos galore have been added to our great range of top quality footwear. These sexy patent Seduce Knee Boots have pointed toes and 5 interchangeable uppers – it's like having multiple pairs of boots. If you're looking for boots without laces then check out these amazing skin-tight Indulge Stretch Zipper Thigh Boots with 5 inch heels, or the quite phenomenally sexy Electra 5 Inch Heel Thigh High Stretch Boots which have big platform soles, to boot!
A little easier to slip on are the Seduce Padlock and Chain Stilettos - you can even attach the shoes with the chains for added totterability! The classic, sexy Milan Patent Pointed Toe Stilettos have 4.5 inch heels and long, pointed toes, but if you fancy something a little more daring why not try these killer Entice Stilettos Shoes which are blessed with 4.75 inch metal heels.
The latest range of lingerie to be added to the Lovehoney catalogue is from G World. From romantic, vintage-style matching garter, thong and bra sets to daringly bootylicious silver strappy shorts and bras, the line-up has something for every occasion. Apart from Auntie Enid's 75th birthday party...
Don't worry if the stuff you're after is out of stock (truth is the range is selling like very hot cakes) because we're adding more all the time.
We're not size 0 models here at Lovehoney, so we're making a massive effort to expand our range of plus size lingerie. We're adding new products all the time, but if there's a brand or a range that you'd like to see, please contact us and let us know. We'll do our best to get it for you!
Sadly for you fellas, Lorraine Kelly didn't shimmy into a C-String live on GMTV, but she did have a good giggle about it with her co-presenters. You can see the C-String video clip on the GMTV Web site. Watch for the way the model delicately lifts the C-String back into place - it won't stay put because they've made her wear it with a body stocking!
"THONGS can only get better for ladies wanting an all-over tan this summer - thanks to this skimpy C-STRING," says The Sun as it gets hot under the collar for Lovehoney's exclusively new C-String Thong.
"Ami, 20, from Birmingham, reckoned it was a cracking idea," says The Sun, before having Ami show it off in a series of poses. You can see the lingerie slideshow on The Sun's Web site.
The Sun also went out on the London streets to find out what people thought of the new underwear: "Puzzled pensioner Jean Howard, 65, reckoned it was some sort of headphone before we put her out of her misery." Seems a harsh punishment for not being able to recognise a piece of underwear...