• Work Up A Sweat With Heather Day's Free Erotic Story

    Our final runner-up for the Lovehoney Vulgari Award for Erotic Fiction is Heather Day for her story Working Up A Sweat.

    This fantastic piece of erotica was a runner-up in the long story category because of its sexy yet believable characters and clever choice of location.

    Heather's story is based on lead character Sarah, her adventures with her Lelo Mia Rechargeable Vibrator and the new fantasy man at the gym... Will she get her guy? Download Working Up A Sweat now to find out!

    Cheryl Mildenhall, Black Lace author and erotica mastermind, explained:

    "Working Up A Sweat is an excellent example of getting down and dirty in a way that a lot of girls love.

    The combination of sexy, sweaty bodies and 'female pitted against male' in a physical way is a sure fire winner. I do believe I've used the combination a few times in my own books!"

    When we revealed the good news to Heather, she seemed exceptionally pleased which left us beaming for days!

    Working Up A Sweat by Heather DayHeather said: "I'm thrilled to have come runner up in Lovehoney's erotic short story competition.

    I'm a big fan of erotica and thought I'd have a go at writing my own sexy story. I'm definitely going to keep on writing and I hope the competition has encouraged others to do the same. Thanks Lovehoney!"

    Download Working Up A Sweat now and check the rest of the Erotic Fiction blog for more free sex stories and naughty extracts.

    Free Erotic Story - Earth Angel by Lacey Cummings

    If you're the kind of person who went to the one-minute-past-midnight screening of the new Star Trek film, then you're going to love this free erotic story!

    Actually, even if you're not an uber-geek like the Lovehoney team, this tale of voyeurism and female masturbation is sure to get you going!

    As one of the runner-ups in our Lovehoney Erotic Quickie Competition, this sensual story features what else, but the Earth Angel Battery-Free Wind-Up Vibrator!

    Set at a sci-fi convention, Earth Angel explores the strange and sexy characters that can be seen wandering around the halls and what they get up to behind closed doors too!

    Earth Angel by Lacey CummingsBlack Lace author and Lovehoney Erotic Story Competition judge, Cheryl Mildenhall explained:

    "This one I liked because of its originality and the little twist at the end. I also quite fancied the characters myself!"

    Download Earth Angel now and pick up your very own Earth Angel Vibrator to join in too!

    Check out the rest of the Erotic Fiction blog to read the rest of the winning entries from the Lovehoney Erotic Story Competition.

    Read 'The Rival' - Runner Up In Lovehoney's Erotic Story Competition - Now!

    With so many brilliant entries in this year's Lovehoney Erotic Story Competition, it was very difficult to choose our winners.

    However, one story made the judges laugh, blush and tingle, in just the right way...

    The Rival by Jay David is a sensational story about one man's battle with his girlfriend's Lovehoney Mr Big Rabbit Vibrator!

    With some intense sex scenes, a unique story line and enough wit to put Stephen Fry out of business, 'The Rival' really impressed Black Lace author and Lovehoney judge, Cheryl Mildenhall.

    The Rival by Jay David"There is nothing sexier to a lot of women than humour and this one definitely tickled my funny-bone... Not to mention other places," mentioned Cheryl. "It's great fun and a very sexy read."

    Read Jay David's runner-up story The Rival now and experience a piece of erotica unlike anything else you've ever read!

    Take a peek at the rest of the blogs in the Erotic Fiction section for more free erotic stories and extracts.

    As part of Lovehoney's Erotic Story Competition, we set out to find the best erotic writers in two categories - long stories and quickies.

    The winner of the Lovehoney Erotic Quickie Award is the fabulous Anna Darcy for her story Double Bubble.

    Exploring the familiar fantasy of sex in a hot tub, Anna's short story was fun, sexy and unbelievably raunchy!

    The judges loved the smooth incorporation of the Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator and the naughty sex scenes too!

    Double Bubble by Anna DarcyCheryl Mildenhall, one of Black Lace's first ever authors, said of Anna's story:

    "I enjoyed this story immensely. It has all the ingredients of a great female fantasy and I felt quite a tingle as I read it."

    High praise indeed! If you fancy checking out Double Bubble, you can download this fantastic, free erotic story now!

    Make sure to check out the other winning stories on the Lovehoney blog in downloadable E-book format!

    Introducing Lily Harlem - The Winner of the Erotic Story Competition 2009!

    This year's Erotic Story Competition received more entries than ever before - and the quality was simply astounding!

    With hundreds of stories submitted, it was down to Lovehoney head buyer Bonny Hall, Black Lace author-extraordinaire Cheryl Mildenhall and myself, to pick our favourite short and long stories which utilised one of the brilliant products for sale at Lovehoney.

    After many cups of tea, a whole packet of biscuits and much blushing, the winner of the Lovehoney Vulgari Award for Erotic Fiction (and the £500 cheque) was chosen...

    Step forward Lily Harlem!

    Her fantastically sexy story Madam President stood out from the crowd for its clever setting, beautiful prose and scorchingly hot sex scenes!

    When we asked Lily how she felt about her win, she replied:

    "I'm ecstatic to have won The Lovehoney Vulgari Award for Erotic Fiction.

    I hope Madam President reminds us that no matter what our responsibilities - running the country or deciding what to cook the family for dinner - each and everyone of us possesses a fountain of passion, a deep well of lust and a saucy sense of fun that needs to be released and celebrated whenever and however the opportunity arises."

    This tale of presidential naughtiness features the Lovehoney 10 Function Remote Control Dream Egg 2.0 Vibrator and a strong female character that's sure to inspire and get pulses racing.

    Cheryl Mildenhall, author of the infamous Devil and the Deep Blue Sea, explains of Lily's story:

    Madam President by Lily Harlem"This story really had me hooked from the first sentence! There is realism, erotic tension and satisfaction, all written in the style of a true wordsmith.

    Madam President is a delightful combination of The West Wing, books by Edwina Currie and of course, pure erotica. Well done!"

    If you're itching to read Lily's sexy story, then download Madam President now!

    Keep your eyes open for more free erotic stories from the Lovehoney Erotic Story Competition winners!


    Erotic Book of the Month, Leah's Punishment, with Free Sex Toy!

    If you want a sexy summer read or a naughty way to while away a rainy afternoon, pick up a copy of Leah's Punishment this August.

    Not only is this piece of historical erotica full of kinky sex, period costume and brilliant bondage, it also comes with a free BASIC Sex Toys Love Bullet Vibrator!

    Not for the faint of heart, this sensual piece of erotica follows slave Leah and her predicaments and adventures on her master's boat.

    From the covetous attentions of the steersman to the exploration of her own body and boundaries, Leah soon finds herself in a realm of intemperate sexuality which she is unsure she even wants to try to escape...

    Free Erotic Story Extract from Nancy Friday's Forbidden Flowers

    The Book of the Month for July is Forbidden Flowers by Nancy Friday. Pick up your copy during July and you'll receive a Crystal Clear Mini Vibrator absolutely free!

    Since the publication of Nancy Friday's original novel - My Secret Garden - women's sex lives have undergone revolution, renewal and revival. Forbidden Flowers is Nancy's second novel exploring women's secret sexual fantasies and is still as relevant today as it was when it was released.

    Reassuring, explicit and most of all erotic, Forbidden Flowers is a collection of wild and exciting fantasies which have been confessed by real women.

    Speaking candidly, each woman expresses her innermost secrets and fantasies about masturbation, group sex, orgasm and some of the kinkiest fetishes imaginable.

    Whether you identify with a fantasy or it inspires you to conjure up your own, there will be a story to suit you and who knows - you may discover a secret longing you never knew you had before!

    Take a sneak peek at one of the hottest fantasies in Forbidden Flowers then pick up your copy for just £8.99 with a free Crystal Clear Mini Vibrator too!


    I'm twenty-seven. I'm a writer, and I'm doing this for two reasons. (1) My hubby is asleep, and I want to get horny enough to masturbate before I join him. (2) I'm egotistical enough to think my fantasies are going to be adopted by others.

    Before I get into fantasies, a little background. I have masturbated since I was sixteen, and I've been with a dozen or so men. David, my husband, is the best, but he's a bit of an MCP sometimes, so being really frank is proceeded slowly.

    Realistic Dildo 6 Inch with Suction CupSeveral years ago, a female friend and I admitted to each other that we indulged in masturbation, and soon we began doing it in the same room. We sort of fed on each other's sounds, which we controlled somewhat, but nonetheless could not suppress. Also, we dug on the idea that we were masturbating, but weren't alone. We always kept it darkened, but there was always enough light to allow us to see, at least in shadows, the other one with her legs spread wide open and a hand moving, caressing, rubbing a wet cunt. We especially liked the sound of the 'wetness' - that squishy sound. I think women should get into this - approach the subject kiddingly if you have to, and if lesbianism hangs you up (it does me a little), just keep in mind that you're not making love with another woman. It's just a bit of voyeurism!

    Last year, I did something I slightly regret. I asked a girl I know to go to bed with me just because I wanted someone to suck on my nipples while I masturbated. I just had to have someone to suck my tits hard and watch me lay there spread open so wide rubbing my clitoris and stretching and impaling myself so deliciously on a long thick candle! She was great!

    As to fantasies, I imagine that five lesbians come over and work on me. I've got one sucking and licking each breast, two holding my legs as wide apart as they can while the fifth eats me. This one produces a very large dildo. I protest that I can't take one that big, then the two holding my legs assure me that I'll open up for it and love it that big and to relax. Number five sucks my clit and just pushes it in a little. Soon I'm begging her to go all the way. Put it in me! Deep. I want it deep inside me! It's great.

    I also imagine in my fantasies that I'm at the Masters and Johnson clinic with their 'fucking machine'.

    Sometimes I fantasise that my husband and I are in a film showing deprived women what they're missing, so they can get their lovers on the ball!

    Sometimes I just remember my friend staring at me while I masturbated in broad daylight. It was wonderful to lay there - cunt wide open, masturbating deliciously, nipples tight and pointy while another woman watched sighing, "Wow, you don't need any help. Look at those tits! That dildo is so big. I'll bet it feels great."

    Forbidden Flowers is available now and for one month only, it comes with a free Crystal Clear Mini Vibrator, worth £5.99!

    Suraya Sidhu Singh, Editor of Filament - Credit: Gerard HarveyFilament magazine has launched, and in its wake is a media frenzy, a lot of debate and a ton of women handing over their details to obtain a copy.

    Whether you consider Filament to be art, porn, art-porn or just downright smut, you have to admit that the controversy it has created can only be a good thing.

    After all, just knowing that there's a demand for a pornographic magazine aimed at women is enough to reassure the masses that looking at hot naked men is perfectly normal.

    We caught up with Filament editor Suraya Sidhu Singh to find out more about the magazine and how you can become a porn star for the intellectual generation.

    Filament Magazine - Porn For WomenErotica has taken a classy and artistic turn with Suraya Singh's brand new pervery magazine known simply as Filament.

    Unlike female-friendly print-porn of the past, which seems to target the gay male market or giggling girls out on their hen night, Filament showcases the kind of attractive males you'd see at a Faith No More concert or grabbing a cup of java from your local fair-trade coffee shop.

    But not only is Filament filled with fantastically shot, beautifully lit photography akin to that of Lithium Picnic or Steve Prue, it also contains genuinely challenging articles, believable erotic fiction and even some rather enticing recipes.

    It seems that most media outlets have already caught on to the news about Filament magazine, with the Daily Mail and The Independent getting in on the act, but the general mainstream consensus seems to be that no one could possibly find slim, slightly androgynous men attractive.

    The Daily Mail's Olivia Lichtenstein balks:

    "I turn the pages and there are the pictures of 'Boys'. Most of them are somewhat effeminate, and none of them is arousing.

    They are apparently intended as an alternative to the oil-slicked musclemen that proliferate elsewhere. The editor claims her 'research' has shown her these models represent the sort of men women really find sexy."

    Yes, heaven forbid that women have different tastes in men! We should all be admiring photos of men who drive white vans and eat nothing but raw meat and fried carbs, obviously.

    Suraya's target audience is quite clearly not Daily Mail readers.

    In fact, Filament is more for the kind of women who don't read any mainstream newspapers.

    The kind of women who have heard of Chuck Palahniuk.

    The kind of women who have more records in their collection than food in their fridge.

    The kind of women with dye under their nails, rather than false ones stuck on top.

    The kind of women who have visible tattoos and have scored top jobs due to their impressive qualifications and talents, rather than what they look like.

    And the kind of men that these women go for? The 'effeminate boys' to which the Daily Mail refers.

    The tag line of 'the thinking woman's crumpet' is spot on. Filament combines artistic photography and arousing pornography perfectly, making it more of a classy art magazine rather than an out-and-out sausage-fest.

    Filament magazine may not be everyone's cup of tea but for the target audience its aiming itself at, it does a bloody good job!

    Free Extract of Portia Da Costa's In Too Deep

    The book of the month for June is the fabulous, five-star rated In Too Deep by Portia Da Costa.

    Well written and utterly filthy, whether you're new to erotica or a long time reader, In Too Deep is the perfect book for you.

    Portia has created lead character, Gwendolyne, to be someone we can all identify with and easily imagine ourselves indulging in the fantastic sex that she gets to enjoy!

    In this extract, we join Gwendolyne in a hotel romp and discover the precise details of one of her ultimate fantasies:

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