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The Rival - As Read By Our Jack-Off-Anory Video Winner!

You may remember that a short while ago we launched a follow up to our Erotic Story Competition, known as the LoveHoney Jack-Off-Anory Video Competition.

In this competition, we asked all our talented blog readers, forum members and customers to create a video reading one of the winning erotic stories. The prize being £100 worth of sex toys from the LoveHoney site!

Not only was this competition an incredible success but it gave the LoveHoney team plenty of laughs, a lot of blushing cheeks and more than a handful of smiles that lasted all day.

And for those reasons we are pleased to announce the winner as Lady Lubyanka - blogger, musician and woman of many talents!

Lady Lubyanka’s reading of ‘The Rival’, with acting courtesy of the gorgeous Gertie, gave us all some big laughs and really brought the story to life.

You can check out Lady Lubyanka’s brilliant winning video on her Spleencast Blog and read along with Jay David’s winning story too.

Congratulations Lady Lubyanka – we hope to see a lot more of you and Gertie soon!

Free Vibrating Cock Ring with September's Book of the Month!

Buy September’s Book of the Month – Sexy Little Numbers Vol 1 - and receive a free Solar Vibrating Cock Ring worth £4.99!

This brilliant book is packed with 21 of the hottest short stories around, with subjects as wide ranging as sex whilst travelling, secret fantasies and naughty business affairs.

 

Free Extract of 'Have Sex Will Travel' by Delilah Devlin from the Book of the Month!

September's Book of the Month is the fabulous Sexy Little Numbers Vol 1 - Best Women's Erotica From Black Lace.

This brilliant book is packed with 21 of the hottest short stories from a brilliant range of erotica veterans and new writers from Black Lace.

One story that particularly caught the eye of the LoveHoney team was 'Have Sex Will Travel' by Delilah Devlin.

As a first time short story writer for Black Lace, it seems that Delilah has already gotten into her stride, producing one hell of a sexy story that really stands out from the crowd.

'Have Sex Will Travel' contains every key ingredient needed for some seriously exciting erotica:

  • Attractive characters
  • A driving plotline
  • A unique setting
  • Blushingly erotic sex scenes
  • And in depth descriptions that make you feel like you're right there, enjoying every touch, kiss and thrust!

 

Check out our free extract to find out just what awaits you in Sexy Little Numbers Vol 1...

Win £100 of LoveHoney Sex Toys for Reading a Sexy Story

Do you remember the innocent days of watching Jackanory as a child?

The fun stories, the brilliant imagery and the enthusiastic presenters were like visual crack for kids.

Now you're older and wiser, there's no reason you can't still indulge in the fun and frolics of Jackanory! In fact, like you, it has grown up and become more adult in nature too!

LoveHoney Jack-Off-Anory is a series of videos from the team that brought you such televisual delights as Ki-Wi in the dark... and Bondage Tape - The Wrap Party.

The beautiful Joy, Andy and Rich read out the winning stories from the Erotic Story Competition in classic Jackanory style and perform aural pleasure on you via the medium of YouTube.

But we couldn't keep all this fun to ourselves so we decided to launch our latest competition with an incredible prize of £100 worth of sex toys!

Free Erotic Stories Read by the LoveHoney Jack-Off-Anory Team

What's better than a series of free erotic stories?

A series of free erotic video stories as read by the LoveHoney Jack-Off-Anory Team - that's what!

Join Andy, Joy and Rich as they read an extract of Madam President, winner of the LoveHoney Vulgari Award for Erotic Fiction, and the entirety of winning short story Double Bubble.

 

Rocked - Free Erotic Story by Laurel McLoughlin

A handsome stranger comes to the door... your heart beat quickens... your body aches for this mysterious man to touch you... then the phone rings and you're snapped out of your fantasy!

But don't worry; the brilliant Laurel McLoughlin will ease you back in to enjoying your raunchy daydream with her sexy story Rocked.

As one of the runner ups of the LoveHoney Erotic Quickie competition, Laurel was shocked to hear of her win:

"I was delighted to get the news! This really has spurred me on to write lots more erotic fiction and hopefully have enough for a book of my short stories at some point."

Laurel received £50 worth of LoveHoney sex toys for her award-winning story and the chance to see Rocked as a downloadable E-book too!

Rocked by Laurel McLoughlinLaurel's sexy story is based on a popular fantasy, but is explained in such a way that you can really envision yourself as the lead character.

Featuring the brilliant Rock Chick Vibrator, this erotic tale is sensual, seductive and very hot!

Download Rocked now to find out more about this very naughty story!

Keep checking the Erotic Fiction blog  for more free erotic stories.

Work Up A Sweat With Heather Day's Free Erotic Story

Our final runner-up for the LoveHoney Vulgari Award for Erotic Fiction is Heather Day for her story Working Up A Sweat.

This fantastic piece of erotica was a runner-up in the long story category because of its sexy yet believable characters and clever choice of location.

Heather's story is based on lead character Sarah, her adventures with her Lelo Mia Rechargeable Vibrator and the new fantasy man at the gym... Will she get her guy? Download Working Up A Sweat now to find out!

Cheryl Mildenhall, Black Lace author and erotica mastermind, explained:

"Working Up A Sweat is an excellent example of getting down and dirty in a way that a lot of girls love.

The combination of sexy, sweaty bodies and 'female pitted against male' in a physical way is a sure fire winner.  I do believe I've used the combination a few times in my own books!"

When we revealed the good news to Heather, she seemed exceptionally pleased which left us beaming for days!

Working Up A Sweat by Heather DayHeather said: "I'm thrilled to have come runner up in Lovehoney's erotic short story competition.

I'm a big fan of erotica and thought I'd have a go at writing my own sexy story. I'm definitely going to keep on writing and I hope the competition has encouraged others to do the same. Thanks Lovehoney!"

Download Working Up A Sweat now and check the rest of the Erotic Fiction blog for more free sex stories and naughty extracts.
 

Free Erotic Story - Earth Angel by Lacey Cummings

If you're the kind of person who went to the one-minute-past-midnight screening of the new Star Trek film, then you're going to love this free erotic story!

Actually, even if you're not an uber-geek like the LoveHoney team, this tale of voyeurism and female masturbation is sure to get you going!

As one of the runner-ups in our LoveHoney Erotic Quickie Competition, this sensual story features what else, but the Earth Angel Battery-Free Wind-Up Vibrator!

Set at a sci-fi convention, Earth Angel explores the strange and sexy characters that can be seen wandering around the halls and what they get up to behind closed doors too!

Earth Angel by Lacey CummingsBlack Lace author and LoveHoney Erotic Story Competition judge, Cheryl Mildenhall explained:

"This one I liked because of its originality and the little twist at the end. I also quite fancied the characters myself!"

Download Earth Angel now and pick up your very own Earth Angel Vibrator to join in too!

Check out the rest of the Erotic Fiction blog to read the rest of the winning entries from the LoveHoney Erotic Story Competition.
 

Read 'The Rival' - Runner Up In LoveHoney's Erotic Story Competition - Now!

With so many brilliant entries in this year's LoveHoney Erotic Story Competition, it was very difficult to choose our winners.

However, one story made the judges laugh, blush and tingle, in just the right way...

The Rival by Jay David is a sensational story about one man's battle with his girlfriend's LoveHoney Mr Big Rabbit Vibrator!

With some intense sex scenes, a unique story line and enough wit to put Stephen Fry out of business, 'The Rival' really impressed Black Lace author and LoveHoney judge, Cheryl Mildenhall.

The Rival by Jay David"There is nothing sexier to a lot of women than humour and this one definitely tickled my funny-bone...  Not to mention other places," mentioned Cheryl. "It's great fun and a very sexy read."

Read Jay David's runner-up story The Rival now and experience a piece of erotica unlike anything else you've ever read!

Take a peek at the rest of the blogs in the Erotic Fiction section for more free erotic stories and extracts.

As part of LoveHoney's Erotic Story Competition, we set out to find the best erotic writers in two categories - long stories and quickies.

The winner of the LoveHoney Erotic Quickie Award is the fabulous Anna Darcy for her story Double Bubble.

Exploring the familiar fantasy of sex in a hot tub, Anna's short story was fun, sexy and unbelievably raunchy!

The judges loved the smooth incorporation of the Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator and the naughty sex scenes too!

Double Bubble by Anna DarcyCheryl Mildenhall, one of Black Lace's first ever authors, said of Anna's story:

"I enjoyed this story immensely. It has all the ingredients of a great female fantasy and I felt quite a tingle as I read it."

High praise indeed! If you fancy checking out Double Bubble, you can download this fantastic, free erotic story now!

Make sure to check out the other winning stories on the LoveHoney blog in downloadable E-book format!

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