Have you ever been playing with your favourite sex toy and thought - this is great, but I know what could make it better...?
Have you ever had an idea for a brilliant vibrator but never known how to bring it to life?
Have you ever wanted to try your hand at designing the best male masturbator in the world?
Now you can do all that and receive some awesome prizes in the process, thanks to Lovehoney's Design A Sex Toy Competition!
After the success of the last year's competition, Lovehoney is proud to announce the second Lovehoney Vulgari Award for Erotic Fiction Competition!
We want all you budding erotic writers out there to get creative and start writing a saucy story! However, there is a twist - your story must involve at least one of the sex toys available from Lovehoney!
Whether it involves blindfolds and ball gags or Fleshlights and finger vibes, it's entirely up to you! Just pick your weapon of choice and get writing!
And with two competitions to choose from, there really is something for everyone!
Hey there! We've known each other for some time now (er, haven't we?) and it occurred to us that we don't know the first thing about you!
So we'd be super-delighted if you'd take a few moments to fill in our survey - it's dead easy, dead quick and you might win £100 of sex toys into the bargain.
That's right, these wicked and wonderful Lovehoney goodies could be yours!
Best Ever Lovehoney Bundle
Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0
Lovehoney 10 Function Remote Control Dream Egg 2.0 Vibrator
Lovehoney Erotic Rocket
The closing date is Friday 8 May for no particular reason other than it's about a month away.
This survey is now closed - thanks for taking part. Congratulations to our random winner, Kate H from Swindon.
What better way to celebrate the start of 2009 than to reveal the winning sex tips from Lovehoney's Love Tub Competition?
Thanks to the wonderful folks at DrinkStuff.com, our winner - Kevin from Eastbourne - has loads of fun to look forward to with his prize of a Bestway Lay-Z-Spa Hot Tub (ooh, how I want one!)
Huge congratulations to Kevin, and also to our runners up Andrew and Kate, and a big thanks too to everyone who entered. We'll be featuring tips from the competition throughout 2009, so keep tuning in to the Lovehoney Sex Tips blog! for more frisky fabulousness!
Catch up with all three winning tips below the break..
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A big thank you to everyone who entered the Lovehoney Sex Tips Competition. As always we were astounded by the quality of the tips (or should that be the wondrous workings of your erotic imaginations?!)
Now that the overall winner has been notified (we'll be publishing their tip shortly) and all of the prizes sent, I thought I'd share some facts and stats on the competition. Take note, they may come in useful next time!
We received a total of 330 tips - 110 of which received prizes (not a bad ratio I think you'll agree.)
The most common reason for rejecting a tip was that the entrant had forgotten to add their name and / or postal address to their Orgasm Army record. With so many tips to choose from it was impossible to email each person to check their addresses, plus we had stated in the rules that we required full details. Sorry chaps - no address, no prize!
Ice, hot drinks and mint of any description proved a bit of a turn-off this time, too. Yes they all work, but when 51 people suggest the same thing I'm afraid it loses its edge! Ditto pearl hand jobs, alphabet oral or getting your partner drunk!
That said, there were plenty of tips that left me hot under the collar, so much so in fact that a few of them will be featured here in the future. They're so good, it would be rude not to share!
Move over Linda Lovelace! The winning tip in the Lovehoney Sex Tips competition tackles the tricky topic of deep throat and how to perfect your technique - with the help of your toothbrush!
Congratulations to Tracy from Wiltshire who's happy to admit that her tip is based on her own experiences.
PS) If you fancy more toothbrush fun, why not invest in a Tingle Tip Electric Toothbrush Clitoral Stimulator instead?
Countdown is progressing! This supercool sex tip from Martine in Surrey came in a chilled second in the Lovehoney Sex Tips Competition. Just grab your condoms and head for the freezer!
Tip: Here's a cool sex tip - literally.
Fill a condom with water, tie the end and pop it in the freezer. Once frozen, it makes a fantastic, thrilling dildo (allow it to stand for a few minutes before use to avoid any nasty ice burns!). As the ice melts, the melting water inside the condom creates some fabulous sensations as you move it in and out of your, or your partner's, pussy.