• Best Sex Toy Reviews of October 2010

    Because reviews help everyone decide what is going to be the best sex toy for them, we love it when you take the time to make them in-depth and honest. Each month, we give £100 worth of sex toys to the person who writes the Lovehoney Review of the Month. We also choose highly commended reviews and reward them with 2000 Oh! Points a piece. So without further ado, it's time to announce who we have chosen as October's overall winner.

    Review of the Month

    Winning £100 of sex toys this month was intentionless who proved that being succinct and witty is a winning combination, with his review of the Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker. Alas, the stroker did not live up to his expectations, but his review is well worth the read for the full picture.

    "If there's one thing I have mastered in my lifetime thus far, it's the skill of masturbating successfully without the need for any bells and whistles. For me a toy should take you to a new level entirely or it's not really worth it... To paraphrase Woody Allen, "even my worst orgasm was right on the money". It's just not a toy I'll be rushing to use again. My right hand, I'm afraid, remains ten times the Super Stroker this could ever be."

    Read the winning review.

    But stop press! All is not lost, on 31st October intentionless also reviewed the Jenna Haze Fleshlight Girls Lotus Fleshlight and it appears it was much more successful. Read the review.

    Highly commended sex toy and lingerie reviews in Octomber

    Bondage Boutique Leather Blindfold and Paddle with Heart Shapes

    "A very happy spankee" in the shape of Kitty_McPlunder proves that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Reviewing (and pre-reviewing!) the Bondage Boutique Leather Blindfold and Paddle with Heart Shapes "I'd convinced myself that the blindfold looked way too small and stiff to be of any use, but boy was I wrong!" Read the review.

    Pasante Unique Non-Latex Polyethylene Condoms

    Tupperwareheart had a pretty horrific time with the Pasante Unique Non-Latex Polyethylene Condoms, but was still able to summarise the experience with humour. "Literally the only way I could describe the feeling of these condoms is having sex through a plastic bag. The offputting rustling, the chafing, the loose fit..." Read the review

    CyberSkin Superthick Realistic Gonzo Cock

    Mr xxxx writes a fantastically well-informed review of the CyberSkin Superthick Realistic Gonzo Cock, complete with care instructions - after all, "love your Cyberskin toy and it will love you". Read the review.

     

    Bondage Boutique Leather Stud-Lined O-Ring Collar

    Review regular, BashfulBabe, got her hands on a Bondage Boutique Leather Stud-Lined O-Ring Collar and described its sensory pleasures as well as its practicalities. "This has that glorious whiff, which is further intensified as it warms up. Also, with the smooth studs on the interior side as well as outside, you can feel the lovely chill at the various points." Read the review.

    Remote Control 10 Function Love Egg with Sleeve

    BoundinBlack wrote a great review of the Remote Control 10 Function Love Egg with Sleeve and really got us thinking about the teasing his "puppy" was experiencing. "She loves it, I love it, we can't recommend this "frustrating teaser" (her words) enough..." Read the review.

     

    If you want to get involved, check out our guide on how to write a killer review, get creative and then submit your sex toy or lingerie review.

    Don't forget to take inspiration from October's winner and highly commended reviews!

    Lovehoney model of the month sexy lingerie sexy costume chloela2003

    Because we enjoy seeing you in all kinds of sexy outfits, Lovehoney encourages all customers to doll themselves up and upload photos of themselves wearing gorgeous lingerie and costumes for the chance to win £100 to spend on sex toys, sexy lingerie or sexy costumes! October was a fiercely competitive month, and it was so difficult to choose a winner.

    However, after much deliberation we are pleased to announce that the winner of the £100 shopping spree is chloela2003. Congratulations! Hella Rouge was bewitched by the Pin Up pose she struck and the team loved the Halloween theme, with the pumpkins creating the perfect mise-en-scène.

    If you fancy a chance to win a £100 shopping spree on Lovehoney, just upload a picture of yourself wearing sexy lingerie or costumes and check back next month!

    Best Sex Toy Reviews of September 2010

    Because reviews help everyone decide what is going to be the best toy for them, we love it when you take the time to write in-depth and honest reviews. Each month, we give £100 worth of sex toys to the person who writes the Lovehoney Review of the Month. But wait! We'll also be choosing four highly commended reviews and rewarding them with 2000 Oh! Points a piece. So without further ado, it's time to announce who we chose as September's overall winner.

    Review of the Month

    The winner was SlipperyWhenWet with his review of the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Female Harness Kit. As well as an excellent overview of the pros and cons of the product, it was peppered with humour.

    "Well for a long time it's been my wish (ok, my fantasy) to have my lovely other half give me a good pounding with a strap-on - and guess what? Lovehoney and this harness "fixed it" for me! And all without a "Dear Jim" letter or a tracksuit in sight!"

    Now then, now then. You asked where your medal was... will £100 of sex toys do instead?

    Read the winning review.

    Highly commended sex toy and lingerie reviews in September

    Seven Seas Waterproof Double Stimulator Rabbit Vibrator

    Enjoying Grab Bag Day™ was Bashful Babe who managed to snaffle a long wished for Seven Seas Waterproof Double Stimulator Rabbit Vibrator. If you're looking for a toy that ticks all your boxes, it seems this is the one!

    Read the review.

    Bijoux Flamboyant Vajazzling Body Jewellery

    Ever fancied having a go at Vajazzling? If you have, but weren't quite sure than masterandslave's review of the Bijoux Flamboyant Vajazzling Body Jewellery gives an excellent introduction. And any review that uses the word 'merkin' so often is certainly a winner in our books.

    Read the review.

    Sinclair Institute Select Crytal G CyberGlass Dildo

    There's nothing quite like reading a review by someone who just adored their toy, and titania's review of the Sinclair Institute Select Crytal G CyberGlass Dildo fits the criteria.

    Read the review

    Wet and Wild Waterproof Clitoral Dolphin Vibrator

    Giving a truly fin-tastic review, Tupperwareheart gave possibly the Wet and Wild Waterproof Clitoral Dolphin Vibrator its first review - and what a review! If you thought budget toys gave substandard orgasms, read this review and weep!

    Read the review

     

    If you want to get involved, check out our guide on how to write a killer review, get creative and then submit your sex toy or lingerie review.

    Don't forget to take inspiration from September's winner and highly commended reviews!

    Lovehoney encourages all our body confident customers to doll themselves up and upload photos of themselves wearing gorgeous lingerie for the chance to win a £100 Lovehoney trolley dash!

    We are pleased to announce that the winner of the £100 shopping spree is welshrarebit because, in Hella Rouge's words, "she's got a great arse". Uploading three different photos, welshrarebit showed a variety of killer outfits (and some drool-worthy heels). The perky posterior was not just our reason for choosing this photo to win however. On closer inspection, it appears the photographer was distracted not by the ravishing rear, but by a game of snooker! We feel the sex toy spree may well come in handy during the snooker season.

    Remember: composition, composition, composition!

    Best Sex Toy Reviews of August 2010

    Each month, we give £100 worth of sex toys to the person who writes the Lovehoney Review of the Month. It's been a bumper crop this August and so, in true village fayre style, we will be highlighting some 'highly commended' reviews as well.

    First things first, winning the £100 prize for August is new user and self-confessed "gentlemen of aesthetic discernment" Dirk Diggler with his review of the Dirty Fukker Jockstrap Underwear. Writing a piece that wouldn't be out of place in GQ magazine, the opening paragraph is a great scene-setter:

    "Go to any high street department store, and it’s the same old story. Women’s lingerie takes up the best part of a floor, while men’s pants lurk disconsolately at the back of the shop like a hidden shame, with the choice on offer limited to chavvy boxer shorts and saggy-assed, passion-killing Y-fronts that your grandad would blush to be seen in. But things don’t have to be this way, and kudos is due to Lovehoney for making an effort to offer a selection of men’s underwear with some originality and flair."

    So what of the jock strap itself? "Supportive, stylish and oh so salaciously sexy, the DF jock, despite its in-yer-face branding, is a class act all the way." And to drive his point home, he even uploaded a photo of himself wearing them. Great stuff Dirk!

    If you want to get involved, check out our guide on how to write a killer review, get creative and then submit your sex toy or lingerie review.

    Don't forget to take inspiration from August's highly commended reviews.

    Lovehoney welcomes models of all shapes and sizes that are happy to upload photos of themselves wearing lingerie, in return for admiration, artistic appreciation, an ego-massage and the chance to win £100 worth of lingerie!

    This month, we are delighted to announce that the winner of the £100 shopping spree is Toona, with a truly scrumptious pair of photos. Managing to capture the exhibitive essence of the Sven O Sheer Butt Contour Boxer Briefs while cleverly not revealing too much, we all agreed these pictures show real talent and a natural flare for photography. Lit to great erotic effect, the contoured shadows contrast with and compliment the masculine figure.

    Take note, budding male models!

    Fill in the Lovehoney Community Survey and win a Bumper Orgasm Bundle worth £100!

    Real people and real opinions are what make Lovehoney a great place to socialise - and it's all because of you.

    We want to know what you think of the Lovehoney Community, so... tell us! Give us your feedback so we can make it bigger, better and sexier.

    Just fill in the survey for your chance to with a Bumper Orgasm Bundle worth £100! And as an extra little thank you for taking the time to fill it in, every completed survey will earn 100 Oh! Points. Find out more about the Oh! Points Loyalty Scheme.

    If you don't already have one, just sign up for a Lovehoney account, then you're ready to rock and roll. You'll also be able to post on the forums and get stuck in!

    When you complete the survey you must use the email address your Lovehoney account uses otherwise we can't credit your account with the 100 Oh! Points. Accounts will be credited after the closing date of the survey. You can only enter the survey once, and duplicates will be not be given Oh! Points.

    Survey closing date: 10th September 2010. Oh! Points will be added after this date and one winner of the Lovehoney Bumper Orgasm Bundle worth £100 will be contacted.

    Machiavelli Id

    Many congratulations to Lovehoney community member Machiavelli Id! She is the winner of July's Real Top Model Competition for uploading the most attention-grabbing photograph to the Lovehoney Community Photo Gallery.

    We loved seeing the self-styled 'Preggernaut' enjoying a bit of kink, and the domestic setting just made the picture for us. Hopefully the £100 worth of Lovehoney goodies will come as a welcome post-baby treat!

    If you fancy a go yourself, click here to find out more about how to upload a photo and enter the Real Top Model competition.

    Just scraping in to the month of July and blowing the competition for July's Review of the Month out of the water, one review stood out with its blend of witty and informative commentary with an easy-to-follow order. We're seeing other users adopt this structure already and we like. A prime cut from the review:

    “We've all been there. You're close, *very* close and then your Judder Cock 3000 makes a sad little noise and 'phhht!' you're frantically searching for batteries with your knickers around your ankles.”

    Tigerlilies earns herself £100 worth of sex toys – long may her reviews bring delight and detail to those in pursuit of pleasure. Pick up some tips and read the full review of the Zini Love G-Spot VIbrator here.

    Lovehoney Competition Winners Enjoy Ultimate Festival Experience At WOMAD

    Two lucky Lovehoney customers and their plus-ones won the ultimate festival experience at WOMAD with Summer of Lovehoney.

    After a bit of a late start on Saturday (car troubles) the girls embraced the hippy vibes and got down to some world music by the likes of LaBrassBanda, and enjoyed a hilarious performance by the Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain.

    Following a night of cuban Salsa and fairground rides in the traditional steam powered fair, they were picked up in a champagne limo and whisked to a luxury hotel, where £100 of Lovehoney goodies lay waiting in their suite.

    Sunday promised more luxury, as they were chauffeured back to download in a limo with yet more champagne, to finish off their Summer of Lovehoney experience in style.

    We have three festivals left, Reading, Creamfileds and the long sold out Bestival.

    For your chance to win the same festival experience courtesy of Lovehoney.co.uk follow the link and sign up here for the Summer of Lovehoney.

    Win A £50 Lovehoney Orgasm Pack In The 30 Second National Orgasm Survey

    To celebrate National Orgasm Day on July 31st, we're offering you a chance to get your hands on a Lovehoney Orgasm Pack worth over £50!

    It includes the award-winning Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 Rabbit Vibrator, a top-rated Lovehoney Ice Scream and the Lovehoney Bada Bing Ring.

    One lucky winner will snaffle the pack... answer six simple questions to be in with a chance!

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