Simple Sex Games To Spice Up A Long-Distance Love Life
Being in a long distance relationship is no picnic, and I speak from experience.
I lived twenty-four hours away from my boyfriend for a year, so we hardly ever got to have picnics, let alone have mind-blowing sex with each other.
I have to say, one of the great things about long-distance relationships is that you both get really good at communication; however, long distances couples do tend to get sick of mac-n-cheese masturbation pretty quickly.
(For those of you who haven't heard the term before, The Dicktionary defines mac-n-cheese masturbation as, "Masturbation that is standard, unsurprising, and requires the minimum amount of effort. Just like a bowl of macaroni and cheese".)
So, here are my sex game suggestions for long distance couples. Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favour!
The Best Long-Distance Sex Games
The Never-Ending Story
Spend some time thinking about you and your partner's fantasies - then put pen to paper and describe it all in graphic detail!
It may feel a bit daunting, but don't fret. If you describe a time you shagged each other's brains out, and you write with confidence, then you're bound to turn them on.
Don't forget to spray the letter with your perfume or cologne, as the smell of your partner's signature scent is more powerful than you may think. Sensually lick the back of a stamp, and voilà, you're the proud author of a mail-order erotica.
For added spice, don't even tell your significant other (S.O) that you've written it. That way, your letter will just show up in the post and proceed to rock their world.
Then, it's their turn to reply! It's like The Never-Ending Story with an X-rated plot. E.L James, eat your heart out!
I Wanna Sext You Up
You don't have to be a cunning linguist to sext. Just start with something simple like "I wish I had you here naked..." and hit 'Send'. If the mood is right, your conversation should sexually snowball (phrasing) from there.
You can also try texting an incomplete sentence, which they then have to finish, such as "I'm in between your legs, and I ...". This is a great way to start off if you're both a little shy.
Or you can send them something steamy word-by-word over the course of the day to keep them on the edge of their seat.
You can play "Guess the Body Part" by sending close up photos of your hot bods. Incorrect guesses could mean the loser must send some amateur footage.
WARNING: send sexts to the right person in your contacts list! If you sext your gran, you'll have no choice but to fake your own death.
Yes, it’s a word. Teledildonics are sex toys that let you have sex remotely, making a solo night in so much more interactive.
You can now invest in vibrators that can be controlled via Wifi, smartphone apps and Bluetooth, so you can get each other off no matter how far you are apart, be it a matter of miles, or entire continents.
Perfect for use during phone sex, these clever contraptions from brands such as We-Vibe may be a little more pricey, but they're great for creating a feeling of being closer to your partner on those lonely nights.
I’m not saying that one of you should take something that silently vibrates into a boring lecture, of course... why would I suggest something like that?
Call of Booty
There are hundreds of games you can download that are for 2 players, be it on a smartphone, your favourite console, or your laptop.
All you and your partner need to do is pick your favourite, and decide what sordid sexual favours the winner will receive next time you two are together.
Whether it's 20 minutes of oral, or slipping into a firefighter outfit for some red-hot roleplay, the winner's spoils are up to you. Whatever your fetish, this a flirty way to keep you going until your next rendezvous.
Why not go for 69 rounds, where the winner takes all?!
Long distance relationships can be tough, and it can become hard to keep the spark alive. But if you use your imagination, you can continue to have a healthy sex life with your significant other despite not physically being together. Remember, you may be in different time zones, but you can always be in the erogenous zone!
Audrey Andrews is a student blogger for Lovehoney. In her spare time she loves to do craft, but would not advise knitting your own condoms.
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